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Here is my list of preference of all presidential candidates.
I know it may change
Maraga 🌠🌠🌠🌠🌠
Okiya 🌠🌠🌠🌠
Jimi Wanjigi 🌠🌠🌠
Matiang'i 🌠🌠🌠
Muturi 🌠🌠🌠
Karua🌠🌠🌠
Kalonzo🌠🌠
Natembeya 🌠🌠
Gachagua🌠
Ruto
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Jose Wainaina
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Jose Wainaina
@14Menengai
Being nice costs nothing
Kasarani, Nairobi شامل ہوئے Mayıs 2024
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@Moonlight_myths Trust but verify.
This is very important for him as the provider. He cannot live with doubts.
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My husband decided to get a secret DNA test to see if our youngest daughter was actually his. He didn't ask me anything, never even hinted that he had doubts, and didn't give me a chance to explain anything. He just went ahead and did it on his own, then came to tell me about it later like everything could just be fixed with a quick conversation.
We've been married for twelve years. We have two kids: our oldest is a ten-year-old boy and our youngest is an eight-year-old girl. All these years, I always thought our life was pretty stable.
That's why this all feels even more absurd to me.
According to him, the idea started getting into his head a few months ago. It all started with comments other people made about our daughter's looks. A coworker of his told him one day that the girl didn't look much like him. Then, at a Sunday dinner, a cousin of his made a similar comment. Things
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Matiti smart unataka nivalishe sweater ? Cannot happen madam 🤣🤣🤣
Yvonne Kagondu@kagondu_yvonne
Nikona swali na nisigombanishwe. Hizi nguo GenZ wanavaa, heh? I'll be walking on the road naona mgongo wazi, shoulders out, tumbo cuts. ei, skin everywhere 🥲. ama ni mimi mzee?
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@kinyanjuiWorks you're right. People match the energy you give them.
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3 years ago, nilikua kama wewe till my grandpa's burial only one friend came na alikuja late😭😭... Sikuizi, I don't play with my friends ata wakiniita midnight. I'd still find a way to go.. I felt how it is to be left alone, and its a thing I don't want them to ever experience
Njeri@NjeriMuchina2
I don't know how to sustain friendships 😭 The calls, the texts, the meet ups, I can't. And if you're too enthusiastic I ghost. I just want to be left alone.
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@Dr_Sadist_ke_ Ukiipea growers mash ya Pembe from week 6 to week 24 itafika 3kg😎
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Your vote in 2027 will be consequential.
Let us take the #TukoKadi gig country-wide.
Join me in Turkana County on Tuesday on the #UkatibaCaravan
@IEBCKenya our Diaspora brothers and sisters are Kenyans too. When are you opening up registration for them?
#MaragaMashinani
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Jose Wainaina ری ٹویٹ کیا
Anybody voting for Kaongo is an enemy
The New Toronto II@tory_lanez_wrld
Kuna reply ya mtu nangoja nimblock
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Jose Wainaina ری ٹویٹ کیا
The fact that the buyer of Tuju’s land is Chebet Kiplimo the chairman of Stabex points to one thing;Kasongo is the real buyer
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Ile tweet ya we are literally baby sitting the president is the realest tweet ever. Everytime he wants to destroy something lazima tumchape mkono ndio awache. “Usiharibu hio” “Wacha!”
Kenyans.co.ke@Kenyans
Government agrees to stop construction of NYS houses inside Karura Forest after public outcry
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Jose Wainaina ری ٹویٹ کیا
If they can lie about real-time events in a world full of cameras, imagine what they’ve done to history.
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Jose Wainaina ری ٹویٹ کیا
We will go for him as well. Nobody should be immune. This must apply even to me in case I become your president.
Andy@andysitian
@ReubenKigame @MutumaoNkanata When Uhuru was signing contracts going for 36 years you went silent. Now you are suddenly very clever
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Another morning to remind y'all the below.
1. Register as voters and use your brain while voting.
2. Ruto and his cronies must go.
3. Riggy G, Matiangi are not our options they are just typical jokers.
4. Be your brothers/sisters keeper.
5. Shugli ya 2027 inataka mbogi.
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@EricLatiff Kenyans are in deep poverty.
Victor Hugo in his 1862 novel, Les Misérables.
The full quote is:
"If the soul is left in darkness, sins will be committed. The guilty one is not he who commits the sin, but the one who causes the darkness.
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Are Kenyans fundamentally flawed or are we intrinsically good but corrupted by “systems, leadership and poverty”?
Prof. Alfred Omenya@aomenya
These are the voters who will elect for Kenya ethical, accountable, just, empathetic and visionary leadership that will elevate our country to excellence.
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@GitahiJcgitahi Mama Miradi.
I want a businesswoman in that office.
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Who are you voting for Nairobi women rep.
1. Maverick Aoko
2. Millicent omanga
3.Hanifa Honey
4.karen Nyamu samidoh
5.Mary Njoroge
husseinkhalid@husskhalid
#HanifaForNairobiWomanRep 😄😄😄 Watu wa Nairobi especially mayut, mavijanaa, maGenZ, endeni mchukue kadi #NikoKadi @Honeyfarsafi
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@Sonia_vibes in kikuyu culture dowry is 99 goats or 99X shs 5,000.
Nitatoa wapi hizo pesa zote?
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Jose Wainaina ری ٹویٹ کیا
@shikumungai_ as a bonus of being married you will use less batteries 😌
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@nikokadiKE ukitaka warembo fika kitui county though mtakula dem yako ukiwa na mbogi.
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Madem wazungu huukuwa tu warembo kwa movies otherwise kwa ground wanakaanga sijui aje? 😂😂😂
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Jose Wainaina ری ٹویٹ کیا
Israel in Kenya is blocking me.
Please send them a 🖕 from me!
Kind regards.
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