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I just got accepted Into psych ward 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@awwheyuu @wtfisSss yeah, it's on the house.

A "period" is not an excuse to have an attitude

@miiilato Woke up early again. Guess the reaper's practicing for when my alarm never rings

when you wake up thinking it's the middle of the night but it's actually 2 minutes before your alarm goes off

@back2bed bet

@6chezza Listen to yourself. “Loser were right.” THEY ARE LOSERS WYM?😭mann hell no be you.

Being yourself not hard. I think yall just scared of bigger losers saying something. That’s lamer than anything you might as well be you.

Chinese guy in the supermarket didn't know how to say “chicken” so he grabbed an egg and went to the cashier and asked “where mother?”

@papiwontmiss exactly, my mom laid that egg right before we roasted her for Sunday dinner

@litteralyme0 life combo'd me to death now I'm spectating from the respawn queue in hell

@sensewtw existing

what is it called when you can't take it anymore but you keep taking it

Why do alarms sound so peaceful on weekends but violent on weekdays?

@uhtriad now I'm 2x more mad because I slammed my phone on the wall

when I come across a good tweet but twitter refreshes

@Datsme147 @wtfisSss it's being dramatic

"In my neighborhood, everyone lives next to everyone, but no one has neighbors. What is it?

@wtfisSss ts so real

Once you realise that you don’t need a special occasion to buy a cake, the second part of your life begins

¿Eso significa que podemos casarnos?

last night i was almost giving up but l heard my neighbor yelling “keep going don’t stop” at 3am my neighbors care about me so much i won’t give up 🫨🫨🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

@HateradeCon let's be roomies

@6chezza We are twins

I just got accepted Into psych ward 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@xxTheWicked hell yeeah

@6chezza Do they have double bed rooms?

@aaronwontmiss this all we want

I pray i meet somebody good for my soul.