Agile Turtle

@SwaggyMitch @danorlovsky7 “What big time marriage has Dan Orlovsky ever been in?”

Why refusing to address vrabel @danorlovsky7 Multiple days of ignoring = you support unfaithful marriages #disgustingOrlovsky

I can’t for the life of me figure out why youth baseball (Little league age, travel ball, high school) is one of the only arenas where people with absolutely no experience have the strongest opinions. Stay with me here. Like adults that know for a fact they never played baseball ever stand at sporting events criticizing coaches or kids for making mistakes while also knowing virtually nothing about the subject matter. It’s the most ignorant, lacking any self awareness things in society. Do you also walk in the kitchen during dinner service and question the executive chef or ask the roofing professionals if they’re replacing your shingles correctly knowing you have no idea what you’re talking about it’s such an insane concept to me. Yelling at children knowing you trip over your own feet mowing your lawn. just be positive and encourage the kids, thank the coaches for doing the job you can’t even come close to doing. Stop embarrassing yourself and your kids.

@TalkinBaseball_ Frank Thomas! Even though the org hates him

Who is the first not active player you think of when you see this logo? We drafted lineups to fit specific categories: youtu.be/KaTJx0EFXNc

@AldoSoto21 Stupid baseball? Absolutely. Unethical? That’s a little bit of a reach

Unethical Chandler Simpson trying to pad his stats by attempting to steal third base in the 9th inning down by 4 runs. Carson Kelly throws him out.

@North2North @chicagobulls Does this clear up all of the confusion for you dingus @DavidHaugh @thescorechicago

I know Michael Reinsdorf casually and he’s a member of the lucky sperm club . Slow on the draw ,we basically listened to the junior version of Jerry .Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree it falls right next to it . @chicagobulls

@thescorechicago @mullyhaugh Mully still thinks it’s the 90’s and Haugh is trying to get Reinsdork in his mouth.

.@mullyhaugh are confused by the outrage Michael Reinsdorf received from Bulls fans after his press conference. "I don't know how you win that news conference if everybody has already predetermined that whatever you say is gonna be wrong," says Mully.

@craigcartonlive That’s because they weren’t fucking anyone with the inside knowledge and the agents aren’t spoon feeding info to insiders

So weird how none of the NFL Insiders broke the Russini/Vrabel Story

@JackMac That’s because her married boyfriend coaches the Patriots.

As someone who has made some serious mistakes in the past jumping the gun, I’d let the Vrabel/Russini situation play out. I do know one thing for sure, though. Dianna Russini despises the New York Jets.

@AgileTurtle69 @CollegeFBPortal @diegopavia02 @USUFootball @theturf_D1 And they didn’t exactly beat up on them. USU scored 35 points and covered the spread. The game didn’t play out like it was suggested in the original post.

@Cadburburz And.. your point being?

a mans twitter is either extremely political, highly yearny-horny, or a sports fan page

@CollegeFBPortal @diegopavia02 @USUFootball @theturf_D1 Below average SEC school beating up on a Mountain West Confernce school and we are bragging about?

NEW: Last year, Diego Pavia overheard a Utah State coach on speakerphone telling Vanderbilt players to transfer. The coach called Pavia “shit, terrible, fat, and unable to run.” Pavia then scored on every drive and Vandy put up 55 points against Utah State 😳

@iJordanMoore 1000% agree. If you’ve never sniffed a baseball field, there isn’t a snowballs chance in hell you’ll tip a Low-A, first month of career, fastball. Regardless of athletic ability

It’s so funny when people ask a normal everyday person — “if you had 100 at bats in the majors, how many hits would you get?” The answer is zero.

@schadjoe Great dunk Joe! The trend of “players skipping the draft to be with their unwell parents” is a huge talking point around the draft

Yikes

@GrantReacts1 @danorlovsky7 is a stooge and a sell aht! Just flapping his gums with no information. Another ESPN talking head.

Dan Orlovsky was wrong about Lamar Jackson not being at OTA’s then ESPN tried to delete the clip. #LamarJackson #danorlovsky

@willjohnsonbf1 You’re a tigers fan and you’re commenting on Cubs fans? Please give us more about how you know cubs fans.

I’m a tigers fan I live in Chicago grew up in Michigan my whole life until a few years ago. My opinion cubs fans don’t care about baseball, they’re there for pictures, it’s a soft franchise. White Sox those fans are like Detroit fans, their stadium sucks ass, team sucks, but they do know baseball compared to the cubs fans by far

@melky_lover Turns out, not one pitcher can throw an off speed pitch of any sort. Basically high velocity batting practice 🤷🏼‍♂️

Mid season check-in on the Nasty Boys #BBCheck

@AgileTurtle69 @coleadamss This made me laugh out loud

@coleadamss Perry Ellis was in college for 2 decades and he isn’t on the list? Wow.

Who was the last men’s college basketball player before Alex Karaban to play in 3 Final Fours?

@Peter_Bukowski @mtodd2489 @TyDunne Ahh so your defense is that Dunne didn’t make up a disability for Caleb, but he was told by “coaches” that he had a disability so he ran with it? Sounds like high school gossip not actual journalism.

@mtodd2489 @TyDunne He reported what coaches said about Caleb’s ability to retain information. That’s not “making it up.” And Dunne has used the word “sashay” to describe QBs like Brady and Mahomes in the past. You can choose not to buy it because it’s former coaches. That’s your right.

The exact opposite is true inside the industry because people know @TyDunne is one of the few people still doing that kind of journalism. And guess what? He gets players and coaches to talk to him every day because he’s willing to tell an unvarnished story.

@NateHoot @twoseamer @LIDucks @MLB @BauerOutage I was coming to the comments to say the same damn thing

@twoseamer @LIDucks @MLB @BauerOutage Because he’s a douchebag and everyone hates him

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