Joe Schmo

@Phillies @JClarkNBCS @Toyota World fuckin Champion.

We're proud to announce Chase Utley as our 2026 Toyota Phillies Wall of Fame Inductee! Chase will take his place on the wall on Friday, August 7, to lead off Alumni Weekend

@trulystreep Oh that Meryl Streep is such a phony

meryl streep, can you cry on demand??😭😭

@Rallied Congratulations Ral. Thanks for sharing 🤝

Big day yesterday for my little angel. 🙏❤️

@latercase I literally just got an email 1 minute ago that it shipped. I guess we spoke it into the universe. Thanks

Hey Joe! We're still on track for an October release, and pre-orders will be shipping throughout the month as our inventory arrives in waves. If you send your order # to our support team (support@latercase.com), they'll be able to give you a bit more detail for your order specifically.

@latercase Is there any news on when iPhone Air cases will ship? This temporary case I’m using is very close to going in the trash

@meechone Letting a superstar rot in the minors. A Phillies tradition.

Phillies can call up an unproven 22-year old Johan Rojas in 2023 but let's keep this kid in the minors until he's like 25 x.com/PHI_HR_Tracker…

@BBGreatMoments Strike this motherfucker OUT.

What is the most iconic one-liner from a sports movie?

@GamewithDave Jet Moto 2 dawg of course

It’s Saturday Night 1999 what are you playing?

@BillyVMentality Who’s this chucker?

@JeffPassan Player #102 is pretty wild.

An all-time home run trot from Junior Caminero with an incredible call to match.

@podoffame @baseball_ref Giles was a MENACE. Couldn’t wait for him to retire lol

Brian Giles (1999-2005) vs. Juan Soto (2018-2024). I think my head might explode.

Get ready for next week, the new era on Rumble starts to take shape. Big creator incoming.

@FeatStinky Don’t forget this includes 911 dispatchers 😬

RUMOR time/NOT confirmed- possible DC33 strike very soon. The contract with the union was NOT on the mayors list of priorities. Buckle up. I could be wrong but the source is reliable. DC33 is the “blue collar” city workers to include the prisons (which cannot strike)

This is what happens when you don’t give your kid an iPad

@2008Philz Joe Buck could not have been any more disinterested.

10.15.2008 Your Philadelphia Phillies are National League Champions

@nowiknowmyabcs @jakemalasek Do you import fine latex goods?

I can confirm. I spend a lot of time in Baltimore because that’s where my customers import and export. Unless you’re in the Inner Harbor, Fell’s Point, or at a ballgame, your safest bet is to get north to the suburbs to hang out at Barnes & Noble. You probably won’t get shot there.

This guy on Tik Tok does random drops into cities on Google Maps to see if they’re shitty and the Baltimore one is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen

@prisonmitch Damn this version of him is 1000% more likable

🚨Breaking Now🚨: President Joe Biden makes his first video address following dropping out of the Presidential race.

@GovernorShapiro @PennDOTNews Don’t wait for these. Send your plate out to that company that paints your current one black & white. 🤌

Pennsylvania is the birthplace of our democracy and our freedom — and in 2026, we’ll celebrate America’s 250th anniversary right here in the Commonwealth where it started. With all eyes on Pennsylvania, our new license plates will celebrate that heritage — and remind the country that here in Pennsylvania, we will let freedom ring.

@t_spit_ @craftyscene @GovernorShapiro Blue hair making blue hair comments. Can’t reason with them.

@craftyscene @GovernorShapiro It screams American. Sorry you hate our country.

@jordanbpeterson This is all coming to North America sooner than you think. Must keep our coding friends close to disable all that crap.

Here in London UK with rental car (Volvo) The bloody thing beeps if you exceed the green authoritarians' speed limit by 1 km/hr And stupidly shuts off at every traffic light of course We are going to build petty tyranny into every goddamn thing we own Every bloody gadget will be your neurotic green hippie grandmother But that's fine Because we hate cars anyway x.com/johnjohnstewar…