THE BEYONCÉ SLAB ★★

Over the next month I will be working tirelessly to transition the office of Attorney General to the amazing Todd Blanche before moving to an important private sector role I am thrilled about, and where I will continue fighting for President Trump and this Administration. Leading President Trump’s historic and highly successful efforts to make America safer and more secure has been the honor of a lifetime, and easily the most consequential first year of the Department of Justice in American history. Since February 2025, we have secured the lowest murder rate in 125 years, secured first-ever terrorism convictions against members of Antifa, shattered domestic and transnational gangs across the country, taken custody of more than 90 key cartel figures, and won 24 favorable rulings at the Supreme Court. I remain eternally grateful for the trust that President Trump placed in me to Make America Safe Again.

@WhiteHouse Yaasssss!!!!

President Trump will never waver in protecting and celebrating faith and religious liberty. This Holy Week, the Trump administration honors the Christian faith with several events at the White House leading up to the blessed holiday of Easter. 💛🇺🇸

@SenTomCotton So when is Barron being sent away with his prostitute mother?

Birthright citizenship for illegal aliens has no basis in the Constitution. I hope that the Supreme Court rules in favor of ending this abusive practice.

Disgraceful. Our ICE law enforcement officers are facing an 8,000% increase in death threats as they arrest murderers, rapists, pedophiles, gang members, and terrorists from American communities.

@DHSgov @SecMullinDHS

Under the leadership of President Trump and @SecMullinDHS, TSA employees who worked without pay — for the 3rd time in 6 months — will begin to receive their paychecks. It’s time for Democrats to end their reckless shutdown and fund DHS.

FAKE NEWS. ICE will not be making arrests at the basic training graduation in Paris Island, SC.

Democrats are forcing TSA officers — like single mother of three Tatiana — to work without pay. She is struggling to pay her bills, pay her rent, and afford food for her family. Enough is enough: Democrats must end the DHS shutdown.

It has been an honor and a privilege to serve as the 8th Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security. I want to thank President Trump for entrusting me to lead the department leading the fight to Make America Safe Again. In one year, the patriots at DHS delivered the MOST secure border in American history, 3 million illegal aliens have left the U.S., located 145,000 unaccompanied children, delivered disaster relief at a 100% faster rate, ushered in the golden age of travel, saved the American taxpayer $13 billion, and revitalized the U.S. Coast Guard. As Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas, I will build on the years of national security expertise I forged during my time as Secretary of Homeland Security, Governor of South Dakota, and Congresswoman on the House Armed Services Committee.

@stuckinrem ALIEN SUPERSTAR

which beyoncé song you would’ve put out as a single?

@SenTedCruz You and every other republican politician demonstrate just how fucking stupid you believe your constituents to be, on a daily basis. The fact that they aren’t insulted by you all lying to them, and banking on them believing those lies, will always be mind-blowing to me.

Due to the Democrat’s Shutdown, I’ve asked the Financial Clerk of the Senate to hold my salary. It’s not right for Members of Congress to be paid if the working men and women of DHS aren’t.

@britneylvrst @B3YL4NG3

@B3YL4NG3 one of her worst performances ever, she’s such a mess when it comes to performing because she can’t sing while dancing.

One of my all-time fave Beyonce performances! According to Tina, her mother, she was sick while performing, but you will never be able to tell when it comes to queen b!

@jordanyroc The “vocal bible” kills me every time! 😂 I guess my ears don’t work properly, because WHAT?? 💀

@kmharris95 The so called “Vocal Bible”

Every time y’all say somebody is better than Beyoncé at something, the very next time we see them, they end up embarrassing themselves. Like clockwork!

Girl what’s tea with the damn phone ???

@MitchelTay25150 @_DJShort Or maybe you could take the next 12 months to expand that dense as brain of yours! 😉

@_DJShort Start by singing in English would be a start.

what the hell are they gonna do next year. how do you go up from here

@BoricuaHive 😍😍😍

Could never be more proud of my parents. Goodnight

@Jillzarin When silence is an option, you don’t have to get on the internet and openly admit you’re a piece of shit human. Just some free advice for a washed up bitch! 😉

Look at our GNG machine in action!

@EricLDaugh MAGA is truly a mental illness. 😂

🚨 BREAKING: The left is FURIOUS after a new poll reveals a SUPERMAJORITY of people says Kid Rock had a better halftime show than Bad Bunny — 67% to 33% That's according to TMZ'S OWN poll 🤣 BRUTAL FLOP! You messed up, NFL. Huge win for Americans!

Billboard credits Beyoncé’s appearance at the 2016 Super Bowl Halftime Show with helping to transform the halftime show into a venue for sociopolitical debate.

@onikatimeline @Culture__Stan That sewer rat will never see the inside of a Super Bowl stadium, or ANY stadium for that matter.

@Culture__Stan the one and ONLY

Who should have their own Super Bowl Halftime Show?