Lone Sloan

@Caspersight Impressive!

@Bobbybeachside I am thanks mate, I think from what I have read and seen. 5 days is the real game charger for maximum benifits.

Day 3 of my first ever Fast. All I can think about is food, how good it looks and how good it all smells haha. Im Ramboing it. 😎👍 Plenty of water and electrolytes.

@TiffanyFong Outside in the woods I'll put on a tree. But inside I sit down because I clean my own bathroom and I don't want piss splashed on the floor

name a man who sits down to pee

@Geniustechw That chafing will eventually be a problem

Would you consider this fat?

@catturd2 She spent more on groceries than she did tattoos, and she spent more on tattoos than she did on the gym

WTF did I just watch?

@AngelaBelcamino I was hoping to hear something like this from you after you moved here

I left NYC Moved to Florida I have baby fever Bought my first firearm Left the Democratic Party 44 is going to be amazing… Some of you hate me for thinking independently— But I’m real I’m human I’m growing I hope I still have your support.

@DefiantLs Skip breakfast

Go

@atensnut Um 1, it hurt a little bit

Me : # 14

@KatKanada_TM IDK, I'm 65 I work out four times a week, eat only Whole Foods, I still don't have that old man belly man boobs thing. It takes a lot of work, more than it used to be.

Stop it with the "what happened to _______" posts already. Time! Time happened. Time passed and people aged. Time waits for no man.

@MrsMassacre I never met a woman who wasn't willing to have sex while on her period

Any time your wife says she can't have sex because she's on her period, remind her like a gentleman that her other two holes aren't bleeding.

@atensnut I never have headaches I don't know why

Migraines.

@Rothmus I don't take it all the time but when I do I kind of look forward to the interesting and fun dreams I'll have. Nothing gory like this post is. Just adventures, crazy people, soap opera, sexual, then a melatonin hangover in the morning

@JebraFaushay Mine is pretty big

I've seen this before, and each time it comes up, I double-check. Yes, I have this exact freckle. Do you? I read that from a metaphysical standpoint, those who have this freckle are all connected, and there is a deeper spiritual meaning.

@Smith_CourtneyM @1bradfish Tell your friends

@1bradfish Excellent advice thank you for the head’s up!

Did a thing. Moved to Florida 🌴 Maryland, you dropped the ball. Here’s to a new start!

@skdh 😍

failure #6 in my attempt to find a lipstick that will match the shirt

@0akward @dom_lucre I'm a combat veteran I would know what to do

@Bobbybeachside @dom_lucre in that situation you would be too scared. what if you fight, but they don't kill you but torture you even worse before burrying you alive?

🔥🚨BREAKING: Christian and non Muslim civilians in El-Fasher, Sudan are being forced to dig their own graves before being buried alive or executed.

@DrBeaVillarroel @rosscoulthart That's fantastic news, congratulations!

Wonderful news. 🌟💫✨ Our two new VASCO papers are now peer-reviewed, accepted and published — and they reveal some extraordinary things: - We find statistically significant correlations between short-lived transients on pre-Sputnik sky plates, UFO sightings, and above-ground nuclear tests. - We show a 22σ deficit of transients inside Earth’s shadow — consistent with a fraction of these events originating from solar reflections from flat, highly reflective surfaces in orbit before the human Space Age began. Together with our earlier MNRAS paper, these results form a triptych of new methods to investigate UAP using astronomical data. Three independent high-level journals — and three independent peer review processes. These latest results raise a bold question. And yes… you know which. Press release (Stockholm University): su.se/english/news/u… Scientific Reports: nature.com/articles/s4159… PASP: iopscience.iop.org/article/10.108…

@florida_grand My wife started his firm with him 35+ years ago. He sat crying on my couch visiting her before she died of cancer. I asked him to speak at her funeral he said he could not handle it and went to his home in New Hampshire. Not a good man

BREAKING: 1. John Morgan isn’t running for governor. 2. “Floridian” John Morgan lives in Hawaii for half the year. 3. John Morgan likes getting high. 4. Pretty sure reasons 2 and 3 are why he’s not doing reason 1. 5. He’s allegedly starting another political party.

@DrBeaVillarroel It's amazing how he can cover the entire spectrum through his music telling a story filled with every emotion.

One of my all-time favourite violinists, David Russell. There’s something profoundly moving in his playing -- the warm tone, his phrasing, his musicality, the lyrical humanity coming through his playing... and those lovely portamentos. His music sings, his music speaks, his music tells a story. Currently enjoying his wonderful interpretation of Playera by Pablo de Sarasate. youtube.com/watch?v=mcoiUX…

@JebraFaushay They should've at least shaved that beaver

If I’m out to dinner and someone at the table orders a hunk of hairy beaver cheese, I’m leaving.