Country Club Curmudgeon

@JosephLaMagna Hell, why not put a nice tree in the middle of the green? Or maybe a giant boulder? Or let's go full-on Engh and put a chimney in the middle of the green!

I like the 16th at TPC San Antonio. Easy to see why George Thomas tried to recreate this at Riviera

@parabola12358 @max_snacks2 @NUCLRGOLF Just as I thought.

@CCCurmudge @max_snacks2 @NUCLRGOLF Whatever loser

8 days until round 1 of The Masters 🌺🏌️

@ThinkAgainLib @Lexalomaniac @NUCLRGOLF Nope.

@CCCurmudge @Lexalomaniac @NUCLRGOLF

@ProGolfCritic @PGATOUR You literally say the Tour is "propped...on one guy and that 1 guy is failing you. So you need a good story to soften the blow." You are apparently a writer. Maybe I gave you too much credit. Did you actually graduate from Duke?

@CCCurmudge @PGATOUR The guy is failing them, not the tour is failing. You didn’t even read that right. 🤷🏽‍♂️ Glad I asked for clarity.

Let’s be honest: a big reason the @PGATOUR media is trying to make this Woodland 🏆 bigger than it is, by artificially inflating it, is bc of the PR nightmare from the Tiger DUI. They have the same agent. The Tour needs positive PR. You’ve propped up your entire TOUR on 1 guy & that 1 guy is failing you. So you need a good story hoping to soften the blow. Something is 🐟 about this whole thing. - hi it’s me, the bad guy again! 🫣😂

@parabola12358 @max_snacks2 @NUCLRGOLF Nah. You do, though. Seems like you got all upset b/c I said Brooks was a douche. Sorry I ruined your homo fantasy, bro.

@CCCurmudge @max_snacks2 @NUCLRGOLF

@SykesCharlie LOLZ! You still alive? Shit man, get yourself a better toupee!

WWJD? Not this FFS.

@TheRickWilson Pederast Wilson impotently lashing out again...

Low energy and slurry Trump tonight.

@Acosta Wow - all the shills out in unison. Almost like it was planned... Acosta...what a fuckwit!

This is like listening to Trump reading his bonkers Truth Social posts. One unhinged lie after another.

@ProGolfCritic @PGATOUR I mean you went to Duke, so you can't be that stupid... You ever served? Ever been around vets with PTSD and know anything about their struggle? Jesus H it's a horrific take...

@CCCurmudge @PGATOUR There’s like 10 points in there. Which point?

@krassenstein I thought you announced your departure from X? What a fucking loser!!!

BREAKING: What a disaster this speech is… “Oil prices will naturally come down when the conflict is over”. He then goes on to explain that they will come down because Iran wants to make money. Iran isn’t attack their own oil cargo you idiot.

@JohnJHarwood I didn't know you were still alive! John Harwood! Been fired from more networks than just about anyone! What a fuckin' tool!

Trump is completely out of touch with reality

@ProGolfCritic @PGATOUR This one:

@CCCurmudge @PGATOUR Which one?

@harryjsisson And you're

Trump sounds like crap in this speech. He’s weaving, he’s incoherent, and he’s lying to the American people.

@TheRickWilson LOL! You're a pederast!

He’s utterly awful tonight. Weak. Impotent. Dying in front of us, metaphorically and literally.

@RushmoreLists RUN LIKE HELL - Pink Floyd C'MON MAN!

What’s on the Mt Rushmore of the greatest songs with “Run” or “Running” in the title? Our picks: “Born to Run”- Bruce Springsteen “Running Up That Hill ” – Kate Bush “Nowhere to Run”- Martha Reeves & The Vandellas “Running on Empty”- Jackson Browne Did we miss any?

@KamalaHarris Shut the fuck up. Go drink your bottle of wine and piss off.

A few thoughts ahead of the President’s speech tonight.

@uscfan981 Simms. Not even close.

Well then. 😅😬

@BarstoolBigCat I didn't think commentary from Barstool on golf could get this fucking stupid. I was wrong. #shrinkthegame

Love this golf rule change that a listener sent in

@LesPurves Close to the Edge Dark Side of the Moon

Name a perfect album. No skips. No weak tracks. No “it grows on you.” Just press play and never reach for skip 👇 #VinylCommunity #NowSpinning #ClassicAlbums #RecordCollector #MusicDebate #AlbumOfTheDay