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West Hollywood, CA شامل ہوئے Ağustos 2024
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The CDL VIP
The CDL VIP@CDL_VIP·
@ILoveBread88 @Pahrees @Big_Bestmann No it’s just true. A hand’s grip strength is much stronger than that of a vagina. You can put a lot more pressure on yourself with your hand than a vagina can.
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Jacob@ILoveBread88·
@Pahrees @Big_Bestmann tell me youve never had pussy without telling me youve never had pussy
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Bestmann@Big_Bestmann·
Please I'm a virgin and I need answers. If I cum in 2 minutes masturbation time(MT), does that mean when finally get sex, I'm going to cum in 2 minutes in sexual intercourse time (SIT)?
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FragmentalNeoteny
FragmentalNeoteny@AdhalMK1·
@ZeroSilver18 @Okeanix1 That is exactly what Re: zero is. They have these speeches that are supposed to be inspirational that aren't. Subaru is a male Mary Sue that literally does jack shit most of the time but it all works out. The only reason I even give it mid status is some of the side character
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Okeanix@Okeanix1·
Re:Zero fandom is trash. What do you mean the best plot twist of the year didn’t rank #1? I guess it’s expected when the fandom spoils themselves on what makes Re:Zero Season 4 special in the first place, and they’ll never be able to experience it as intended.
Anime Corner@animecorner_ac

Top 10 Anime of Week 7 | SPRING 2026 🌸 Wistoria: Wand and Sword Season 2 takes the top for the second time this season, with Re:ZERO Season 4 and Witch Hat Atelier behind it.

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SuperMarisa64@SuperMarisa64·
@SportKoishi @Ropanwkwk @ShitpostRock2 那你应该先建议日本人不要天天念叨那两颗原子弹,还有别把战犯供奉到神社里。 想象一下德国人把希特勒供奉起来其他欧洲国家会怎么想。
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The CDL VIP
The CDL VIP@CDL_VIP·
@Ropanwkwk @FFLS02 @ShitpostRock2 Teaching “history” is how you get self hating white liberals too afraid to implement changes that are needed for the fear of seeming racist. It’s why the UK is fucked
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Your Moms Favorite 🤝🏽
Your Moms Favorite 🤝🏽@OnCallStepDadd1·
@ax_angelo “She wouldn’t pick me in a million years. So let me call her ugly first so I feel in control of my hurt feelings.”
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noice@beezerper·
@ax_angelo always the ugliest fkers calling women ugly 😂
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daph ♡
daph ♡@daph_vt·
I love re:zero so much hehe
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Breaking Point
Breaking Point@GGBreakingPoint·
.@OpTicTexas are now the first team to reach 5 Grand Finals in a row since the OpTic Dynasty 10 years ago
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ironatcox@ironatcox·
@Woooshyy @GGBreakingPoint @LAThieves no other sport/esport uses them, sometimes entertainment is more important than fairness, comp CoD has an aging audience and we don't wanna watch 14 maps.
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Breaking Point@GGBreakingPoint·
🚨 @LAThieves GET IT DONE in 7 🫢 Insane series from start to finish OpTic B2B2B 2nd places
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Xero
Xero@Xero__001·
@heyzoos_ @itzKronuzz Dashy and Shotzzy have the 2 biggest egos in history they would both fuck their own assholes if they could
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Shillslayer@Shillslayer33·
@luvblessingz Maybe get a real fucking alarm? They are sold for like $10. Or have your body just wake you up at the right time like real adults do.
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ɴᴀᴅɪ.⋆𐙚@luvblessingz·
so who’s gonna sue apple for the silent alarms thing? i’ve almost lost my job several times now
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AzulBlitz@AzulBlitz·
@CDL_VIP @Backwards_asian @GGBreakingPoint @OpTic I talked strictly about champs, they said “champs isn’t the only event” which is the exactly same comparison to saying any Finals Championship isn’t the only game of that season.
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Breaking Point@GGBreakingPoint·
🗓️ On This Day 10 Years Ago 👉 @OpTic won ESWC 2016 🏆 Scump - 1.32 KD 😳 Formal - 1.18 KD Karma - 1.10 KD Crimsix - 1.09 KD
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Zoya🕊️@Zoya_ki_batein·
The producer of anime film "Your Name.", Koichiro Ito, has been sentenced to ONLY 4 years in prison. Prosecutors revealed that he had been engaging in sex with over 100 underage girls, whom he had met on Twitter, for the past 11 years.
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dehia⚢@de_hia13954·
@Zoya_ki_batein Ugh, fucking males. I will stop consuming anything that degenerate breed produces. And yes we have enough women creators.
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Degen CPA@DrewVento·
Told a girl on a dating app I’m 5’7 and she unmatched me. She was 4’11
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Xero@Xero__001·
@intelCDL @RoseveltPSD How am I not shocked Optic yet again gets the easiest group they have never had a hard schedule ever
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CDL Intel@intelCDL·
GROUPS ARE SET FOR MAJOR III IN ATLANTA ✅ Will any of these amateur teams make it out?
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AzulBlitz@AzulBlitz·
@Backwards_asian @GGBreakingPoint @OpTic Yes I did, and I was over the moon when C9 eliminated Optic. Also The Super Bowl isn’t the only football game. The World Series isn’t the only baseball game, Patriots went 18-0 and what do they talk about, them losing to the giants in the superbowl
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