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@KellenDB @Sportsnet You see white between the goal line and the puck = goal. No white = No goal.

Did some AI puck-tracking on that controversial Oilers/Ducks call. As an Oilers fan it pains me to say it, but the math doesn't lie — it's a goal. By 3 pixels. @Sportsnet

@thereallorilove The only hot girls are the ones who don't know they are hot. Megan is too self-conscious about her looks, so it doesn't really work for her.

Guys, do you consider Megyn Kelly to be hot? I’m not hating, I think she’s pretty. I’m just curious about the male opinion on this matter.

@BRICSinfo Hitler would have loved Starmer had they lived at the same time.

JUST IN: 🇬🇧 UK Prime Minister Starmer says "I will never let this country be dragged into a war that is not in our interests."

@pucksanddreams_ Come to Detroit. We get together and have a few drinks. You score a goal every 30 games, and we pay you millions. Interested? XOXO /Yzer.

Anthony Mantha played 81 games this year, had 33 goals and made... $2.5M Would you bring him back as a UFA to Detroit? #lgrw #redwings

@stelzner_n1150 To match the number of female broadcasters with female viewers, 1:1.

Why is ESPN obsessed with having women on their NHL broadcasts?

@NHL @LAKings @NHL_On_TNT @Sportsnet @TVASports How did it go?

THE HANKS ARE HERE 🤩 Tom Hanks and his son, Colin, are cheering on the @LAKings in Game 4! #StanleyCup 🇺🇸: @NHL_On_TNT 🇨🇦: @Sportsnet & @TVASports 2

@LangmanVince Men who cry in public aren't men.

What's the first thing that comes to mind when you see this guy 👇

@DrSuneelDhand San Francisco. By a large margin.

What city in America have you visited and been most disappointed with? I’ll go first: Albany, NY I went there for the weekend a few years ago expecting it to be a really cool capital full of trendy wine bars, boutique restaurants Boy was I disappointed! What was I thinking

@DefiantLs Lends itself nicely to comedy.

McBride: “Threats toward trans people are threats toward all women.”

@FDaniels86 It's a goaltending duel, and Dan Vladar is winning it. Sid has little to do with the outcome of this series.

Crosby's down 3-0 in the series to his rivals in Philly - Lebron has the 3-1 finals comeback - Brady has the 28-3 superbowl comeback - Tiger has the 2008 U.S. Open comeback How you going to respond Sid?

@Tablesalt13 He always reminded me of landmines. Easy to acquire. Difficult to get rid of.

‼️NEW: Trudeau goes on American TV and says that Canadian aluminum WON'T be available "when the US finally wakes up" ..... "its not your aluminum anymore" and that Trump drove Canada to China.

@puckempire We need a GM. Not an accountant.

Good observation by the GM in Detroit.

@riger1984 Strongly worded letters being prepared.

Steve Yzerman “there needs to be some very blunt conversations with some of our players”

@ThomasSowell Because paying your taxes is optional in Tim's made-up world.

Tim Walz: "It’s okay in America to be successful, we should celebrate that. My beef is once you get successful, don’t be a greedy bastard and not pay your taxes. What we should demonize is people like Elon Musk."

@bobwojnowski Blunt conversations are the hockey version of Pam Bondi's strongly worded letters. Nothing happens as a result.

The prevailing theme from Yzerman today, in his words: "We need to change some things, but we're not gonna just go and get rid of everyone. There's gotta be some very blunt conversations with some of our players, and challenge them to do more and be better."

@BradGalli Nothing will happen. I know because nothing happened in the last 7 years.

Steve Yzerman opens his Red Wings season-ending press conference addressing what this team needs to do to improve. “The most obvious would be need better players. We need to improve in particular areas, goal scoring, particularly five-on-five,” he said. Yzerman said it’s on him and his staff to improve that.

@VinnysCorner1 Michael Jordan is the Wayne Gretzky of Basketball... Ah well.

The Top Ten Athletes of All-Time: 1. Michael Jordan 2. Tom Brady 3. Tiger Woods 4. Shohei Ohtani 5. Michael Phelps 6. Usain Bolt 7. Muhammad Ali 8. Wayne Gretzky 9. Deion Sanders 10. Cristiano Ronaldo Do you agree with this list or na??

@ThrillaRilla369 Literally. "I am literally looking for a needle in a haystack" is my favorite.

An overused word or phrase that needs to be retired in 2026

@RealEmirHan Hint: Acting skills might have had something to do with the casting choices...

Steven Seagal says Tom Cruise was one of the worst casting choices in The Last Samurai. “They have a 5-foot-2-inch little guy, whether he was straight or gay, I don’t know. He had never been to Japan. He doesn’t speak Japanese. He has never held a sword. They make him the Last Samurai.” “I was raised in Japan. I was schooled in martial arts. I was given the title of master. We got 450,000 phone calls from everybody in the world saying, ‘That role was perfect for you. How did that happen?” “Most of the people I know didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it. It’s just a classic example of Hollywood and the politics.”

@Rozzah_2210 Drew Cane.

Everyone got paused here 🤗 What is the man's name??