CanadaFirst

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CanadaFirst

CanadaFirst

@CanadianFir

Canadian snark on US. chaos and world absurdities. 🇨🇦 Anti MAGA memes - Epstein truths - Follow for gentle laughs that occasionally bite. #CanadaFirst 🇨🇦

شامل ہوئے Şubat 2025
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CanadaFirst@CanadianFir·
Corruption is bad. Which is why it amazes us, sitting from up here to see the most corrupt US government, EVER, to be all up in arms by the corruption in Minnesota. It gets cold up here and so we get a little time to look at these shenanigans by this family in power. 🧵
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CanadaFirst@CanadianFir·
@FLOTUS @PressSec Boo hoo Says the woman whose husband does nothing but spread hate Thats his MO
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First Lady Melania Trump
First Lady Melania Trump@FLOTUS·
Kimmel’s hateful and violent rhetoric is intended to divide our country. His monologue about my family isn’t comedy- his words are corrosive and deepens the political sickness within America. People like Kimmel shouldn’t have the opportunity to enter our homes each evening to spread hate. A coward, Kimmel hides behind ABC because he knows the network will keep running cover to protect him. Enough is enough.  It is time for ABC to take a stand.  How many times will ABC’s leadership enable Kimmel’s atrocious behavior at the expense of our community.
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Whole Mars Catalog
Whole Mars Catalog@wholemars·
@TSLAFanMtl Getting the software to a point where they can run thousands of cars safely is completely inevitable at this point. 14.3 trending very strongly. It is a done deal at this point.
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James Cat
James Cat@TSLAFanMtl·
Tesla has been running Robotaxi in Austin since June 2025 and has 15 unsupervised cars in the network. To conclude that "they're building Cybercab now therefore driverless fleet expansion to thousands of robotaxis in 2026 is a sure thing" is...very risky. Elon has a "build it and they come" mentality to things. This is very on-brand for him.
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Mrs. Doc
Mrs. Doc@MrsDocAtCDI·
Q. How many fabricated assassination attempts does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Epstein files
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CanadaFirst@CanadianFir·
@RpsAgainstTrump Trump looking down in the polls They need something like this to get the country behind him, just like the fake ear shooting My guess is this is an inside job
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Republicans against Trump
Republicans against Trump@RpsAgainstTrump·
Footage shows Secretary of State Marco Rubio ducking moments after shots were fired before being evacuated.
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CanadaFirst@CanadianFir·
@nerdalert @wholemars The biggest factor that Omar and other social media earners refuse to share is that @elonmusk has caused a freeze in revenues for the last 2.5 years and it’s only going to get worse Meanwhile $NVDA revenues and multiples actually are orders or magnitude better
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Matt Smith@nerdalert·
@wholemars I would be floored but I wouldn’t have been surprised that this would be possible in 2026. I’d be bummed that banish isn’t out yet, and flat out shocked that the robotaxi count is <1,000.
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Matt Smith
Matt Smith@nerdalert·
Now try doing this same bit with a 2021 Tesla Investor vs a 2026 investor. 2021 investor: wow we must be so close to selling 20M vehicles per year, crazy you’re only four years away from hitting that! 2026 investor: actually we don’t care about deliveries anymore. 2021 investor: oh that must be because robotaxis are so dominant, is that driving all the earnings growth now? 2026 investor: ummm, not exactly… 2021 investor: well how’s the energy business doing, we must be installing 10K solar roofs per week now right? 2026 investor: no but we’re going to have the roadster unveil soon!
Whole Mars Catalog@wholemars

2026 Investor: Man I'm so PISSED! Fucking $TSLA! 2025: Why, what happened? Did protestors try and bomb another Tesla showroom? 2026: No, even worse! There are only 19 Robotaxis! 2025: ... You guys have Robotaxis?!? Someone must be supervising though right.... 2026: No, 19 is the number of unsupervised Robotaxis in Austin, Houston and Dallas. Including the supervised cars there's around 600 2025: Wow, we don't have even one robotaxi yet. Supervised or unsupervised. So what are you so upset about? 2026: The stock price! 2025: Ooof yeah, I know. Stock just hit $220 and Tim Walz celebrated it publicly. Has it gone even lower? 2026: Yeah, it's gone down all the way to $400! God damnit Elon, you idiot! I'm a brilliant investor, the only reason I keep losing money trading is because of Elon. 2025: So you're telling me the stock is almost double what it's trading at today and you guys have actual driverless Teslas Robotaxis? 2026: Yeah, it sucks. Massive disappointment!

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CanadaFirst@CanadianFir·
@wholemars Or it could be that when one of his companies starts to fail he makes a bigger bolder promise and combines that company into another larger one Think solar and tesla X and Xai Xai and Space X Soon Tesla into Space X Tesla has not had increase revenue for 2.5 years
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Whole Mars Catalog@wholemars·
If you measure Elon Musk by his ambitions, everything he does will seem like a failure. What, he hasn’t colonized Mars yet? Still no robots in everyone’s homes? No Robotaxis all over the world? What an idiot! Then when you measure these companies against their peers... SpaceX is responsible for most of the world’s mass to orbit. Tesla is the best selling BEV on Earth. FSD is the most widely used self-driving system on Earth. What people still don’t get about Elon and his teams is that their ambition is the reason they end up so far ahead of everyone else. Always aiming high, dreaming big, and being willing to fail and learn is the reason Tesla is the only automaker shipping self-driving and running a Robotaxi service — even though they missed many of Elon’s goals of “Robotaxi next year”. It’s the reason that SpaceX is about to do the largest IPO in history, despite not having colonized Mars yet as Elon originally hoped. Investors who understand this about Musk have made a fortune off the backs of investors who don’t.
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Whole Mars Catalog@wholemars·
Tesla is putting driverless Robotaxis on the road and even most bulls can't grasp the potential. 1.7 billion manually driven cars on Earth. They all need to be replaced with autonomous vehicles. There are few precedents in history for the infrastructure transformation that is unfolding in front of us.
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JillCanadian🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇸🇪🇪🇺
JillCanadian🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇸🇪🇪🇺@JillSweden1·
I'm beginning to think we 🇨🇦 have our own Orange man. Poilievre just can't accept defeat. This isn't normal to go after PM who won an election & PP is slandering him. We are in a tariff war. Poilievre always makes this about him. I'm questioning his mental stability. @CPC_HQ.
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Madame Julie
Madame Julie@MadameJulie007·
👇🇨🇦👇🇨🇦👇
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Stephano🍁Barberis
Stephano🍁Barberis@HelloStephano·
Dumb and Dumbievre.
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Andrea Junker
Andrea Junker@Strandjunker·
Number of people who go bankrupt every year because of medical bills or illness-related work loss: 🇦🇺 0 🇨🇦 0 🇩🇰 0 🇫🇮 0 🇫🇷 0 🇩🇪 0 🇮🇸 0 🇮🇪 0 🇮🇹 0 🇯🇵 0 🇳🇱 0 🇳🇴 0 🇵🇹 0 🇪🇸 0 🇸🇪 0 🇬🇧 0 🇺🇸 530,000 There’s a lesson there.
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CanadaFirst@CanadianFir·
@elonmusk If you have to give tricky explanations as to why you may not be a Nazi…
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Jon Cooper 🇺🇸
Jon Cooper 🇺🇸@joncoopertweets·
Trump’s approval numbers in Europe are absolutely brutal. Negative in nearly every country — and catastrophic in many. America’s global reputation has taken a terrible hit. It will take many years for our country to recover from the harm that Trump has done.
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Riley Donovan
Riley Donovan@valdombre·
USA launches unprovoked trade war. Canada retaliates by boycotting American alcohol. USA calls this a "trade irritant" and threatens to punish us unless we buy their alcohol. What's the point of negotiating with this schizophrenic administration?
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Rep. Mike Levin
Rep. Mike Levin@RepMikeLevin·
This should be on the front page of every newspaper in America. A Syrian billionaire needed U.S. sanctions lifted so he could cash in on $12 billion in reconstruction contracts. In an attempt to influence American foreign policy, he proposed a Trump-branded golf course, cut Jared Kushner & Ivanka Trump into a multibillion-dollar real estate deal for a resort in Albania, and had someone physically deliver a stone engraved with the Trump family crest to a Republican Member of Congress with instructions to take it to the White House to get the President's attention. Trump threw his weight behind repealing the sanctions. They were lifted. The contracts are moving, the Trump family’s deals are expanding, and not a single Washington Republican is willing to say a word about any of it. This is a corruption of everything the office of the presidency is supposed to stand for, and the American people deserve to know about it. nytimes.com/2026/04/19/us/…
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Really American 🇺🇸
Really American 🇺🇸@ReallyAmerican1·
Republican caller goes ballistic, says his family worships Trump as "God in human flesh," and said he never voted for him. "Why would I? He's a pedophile."
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