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My future husband has to be fine like @JimmyG_10 or @Rudolph2Mason or I don’t even want a husband.

@chamath @8090solutions Don't listen to this so-called "new era"; it's just old business in an AI guise. The truly powerful are changing the world, while Stanford graduates are busy writing automated PowerPoint presentation tools for their bosses. students will go bald before they even graduate?

Heading back to Stanford next Monday to talk with the AI Club about building real companies in this new era. If you're a strong software engineer who wants to ship high-quality enterprise software at a completely different pace, we’re hiring at @8090Solutions right now. Please, come and say hi after the talk!

@nickshirleyy California might as well just make "honesty" a felony. Scammers become VIPs, journalists become prisoners is this the **"progressive paradise" you voted for?** If taxpayers' money is going to pay protection money to scammers, then what's the point of paying taxes?

California is trying to pass a bill that would criminalize investigative journalism with misdemeanors, $10,000 fines, imprisonment, and content takedown. The proposed bill is titled AB 2624 and was made after I exposed mass fraud by immigrant groups in America. Under AB 2624, government-funded entities like the Somali “Learing” Daycare centers would be protected from being exposed if they operated inside California. The enemy truly is within. When our politicians would rather protect fraudsters and illegal migrants, it’s time for us to stand up or face mass oppression from the traitors who “rule” over us.

@chamath The name is honest enough: 'Factory'. This means you're no longer a creator; you're just a cog in the machine on the assembly line. Welcome to the sweatshop of software development 2.0

Here is a very detailed walkthru of Software Factory. This is best suited for PMs and Engineers who want to start tinkering with a potential new control plane for how software is made... ...we've made a lot of inroads into establishing this pattern into large Enterprises. Please give it a try if you want to see what its all about.

@seaofbelIs Any capable adult would choose to establish their own territory. Only a species like yours, with its degenerated survival skills, would despise the decay of its old nest while desperately trying to squeeze deeper inside

sometimes living with your parents as an adult feels like you are living in a house where everyone is infected with the mould from Resident Evil 7

@MrMekzy_ The father is faking sainthood, the daughter is selling her soul. There are no victims in this drama, only two specimens of mutual harm from the lower classes, each harboring their own ulterior motives

All her father said was “stop going naked on the internet”, nothing more. He was so respectful and calm with his messages but she disrespected him, told him to back off and stop sending her bible passages. Now she’s on this same internet begging strangers for money. It’s well.

@emilyjobot To be labeled and bullied behind one's back by a completely unsuspecting child after a divorce is not only cheap but also despicable. You may win face, but you've lost your moral compass

my niece has mentioned my ex husband twice (she’s known him her entire life) and she keeps saying “uncle [redacted] i mean, not uncle. THE TRAITOR” she does not know anything about the circumstances of our divorce she just knows she no longer likes him 😆

@sofversace Stop posting these lovey-dovey pictures. A man with incestuous tendencies paired with a mentally challenged woman who's a know-it-all keeping them together is the greatest contribution you can make to society

una vez un ex le prestó el celular a una amiga y ella SE LO REVISÓ kjj. vino a decirme q vio como se mandaba corazones y mensajitos con otra mina y yo acto seguido le hice el drama del siglo, casi lo dejo, hasta que le dije el motivo y sin decirme nada me mostró que era LA PRIMA

@VargasKevi23363 This kind of "belated affection" is lighter than a blade of grass. Your child is eleven years old and you only now realize he's growing up in loneliness? Have you been living in the office for the past four years? Stop playing the victim; your promises, like your companionship

Mi hijo tenía 7 años cuando le compré su primera consola. Era fácil. Lo ponía a jugar y yo me ponía a trabajar. Nadie molestaba a nadie. Así pasaron cuatro años. Hace tres semanas su profesora me pidió una reunión. —Su hijo es muy callado —me dijo. —Siempre fue tranquilo —le respondí. —No es eso. Cuando les pregunto qué hacen con su familia… él dice que juega solo. Me quedé quieto. —¿Solo? —Dice que su papá trabaja y su mamá viaja. Que él juega mientras espera que lleguen. Manejé de vuelta a casa sin música. Entré. Mi hijo estaba frente a la pantalla con audífonos. Apagué el televisor. Se dio vuelta asustado. —¿Quieres jugar algo conmigo? —le pregunté. Me miró como si le hubiera hablado en otro idioma. —¿Tú? ¿Conmigo? —Sí. —¿No tienes trabajo? Tenía once años y ya sabía que el trabajo siempre ganaba. Jugamos dos horas esa tarde. Me ganó cuatro veces. Se rio como no lo escuchaba reír hace mucho. Esa noche, cuando fui a apagar la luz, me preguntó: —Papá, ¿mañana también juegas? —Sí —le dije. No sé si lo voy a cumplir siempre. Pero sé que si no lo intento, cuando sea grande no va a recordar que trabajé mucho. Va a recordar que nunca estuve. Y eso no tiene vuelta atrás.

@nickimoraa This family isn't just mentally unstable; their palates have been thoroughly tainted by cheap saccharin. The fact that they can say "it's not sweet" when faced with cloyingly sweet mashed potatoes suggests their entire family's cognitive impairment is genetic

My boyfriend's mom made mashed potatoes that tasted like CAKE and now his whole family is mad at me. We're at Sunday dinner, I take a bite, and immediately I'm like ??? why are these sweet? Not a little sweet, like genuinely dessert sweet. I kinda laugh and ask, 'wait are these sweet?' These were russet potatoes, btw, like someone dumped a whole bag of brown sugar in them. I'm 23 and not even from the US, so this was wild to me She says 'yeah that’s how i make them,' and I just say I’ve never had sweet mashed potatoes before. It gets SO awkward, dead quiet. I try to eat them, I really do, but it’s gravy on dessert and my brain just can’t process it. So I stop eating them. She notices and asks 'you don’t like them?' I say 'they’re just a bit sweet for me.' Then my boyfriend jumps in like 'they’re not even sweet' which LIKE they literally are?!

@Marcela252016 Mildred：It sounds like a mean old woman wearing a yellowed apron, reeking of mothballs, and always ready to donate her fortune to stray cats in her will.

Busco un nombre de niña ridículamente antiguo. Piensa en un nombre de bisabuela. Muy antiguo y raro.

@Hombrelmparable Stop lamenting that "life is more exciting than drama," this is just a documentary about a professional high-level player manipulating two complete idiots

Una mujer durmió con su ex solo unas semanas antes de su boda. Después de casarse, la culpa la consumió, así que se lo confesó a su esposo. Sorprendentemente, él la perdonó. Meses después, dio a luz a un bebé, y su ex apareció de repente, afirmando que el niño se parecía exactamente a él. Exigió una prueba de ADN. El esposo, confiado y cansado del drama, accedió—pero solo bajo una condición: “La prueba se hará, pero tú pagarás por todo—viaje, hotel y lo que sea.” El ex, ansioso por probar su punto, cubrió todos los gastos. Semanas después, llegaron los resultados. El bebé no pertenecía a ninguno de los dos. 🤯😏

@katsumashii Britain has history, China has cultural heritage, while Australia is known only for its kangaroos and the descendants of criminals. The language system's indifference towards this name is nothing more than a subconscious, diminished perception of this wild and untamed land

its fascinating to me that you can say "the british" or "the chinese" to refer to all people of that nationality but "the australian" just means one person

@cl0wntism Stop seeking resonance online; that's for the weak. Instead of wasting time being melodramatic here, practice how to effectively retort when being insulted, instead of rolling your eyes like a dead fish and pretending to be a "thinker."

did anyone else get yelled at growing up for "rolling your eyes" during arguments when you were actually just looking up cuz you were thinking

@KayStiltz Since you're so resistant to human civilization, I suggest you just fall in love with an AI. The secret to your popularity: Admit it, you don't love him at all; you're just an emotional parasite

Is it crazy to not be interested in meeting your significant other’s friends and family????????

@Moonlight_myths Either become completely financially independent to shut him up, or obediently pick up the spatula and stop acting like an "entrepreneur" while doing the work of a nanny

My husband said he would take care of our kids for a day to show how easy my job is, but now he's upset with me. We have 2 kids, aged 3 and 5. My husband has the option to work from home some days, but he prefers going to the office. I run a small buisness from home that brings in a third of our income, but since I'm at home i also handle the kids and most of the house work. A few days ago, i was really tired and didn’t cook dinner. When he got home, i suggested he order something and he got upset. He said since i was home all day, the least i could do was cook. I tried to explain that he didnt know how much i did during the day and he said he would stay home to prove how easy my job was..

@Nithya_Shrii The workplace isn't a charity; it's a marketplace of interests. Refusing to help others isn't protecting yourself; it's cutting off your own escape route. When you're laid off, see who's going to offer an olive branch to a selfish person who "never lends a hand to their brothers

Don't ever help anyone you know get a job at your job.. literally ever.

@nickimoraa Don't blame her, it's a consequence of poverty

@goatmelon1 @yungnstackin ha？

@Cathom_4 @yungnstackin the way no one sees this as an obviously chat gpt bot

white girls finding out you're not having fun is the equivalent of a black grandmother finding out you haven't eaten.

@murmeoh The story was written by a person who was impressed by the story. If you want to know more about the new information, you can check the details, but if you want to see the master, you can use the special keys. Another successful person

i know a guy who use to work at the NSA and he kept putting "Sent from my iPhone" at the bottom of all his top secret emails and eventually they sent people to go knock on his door for questioning

@voilamagic_ I acknowledge that you have a small amount of food, which is why your package is based on the cost of the package

The average person isn’t physically active enough to be eating 3 times a day 😭