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So I’ve had 2 Bald Eagles fly over me and make a nest in my back yard… Does that qualify me for a US passport? Do I get the immigration test waved, and I just get handed a passport with a handshake?

@PokeTCGiveaways If it were one of those scenarios where it was left accidentally, and I were to find it, I wouldnt have a clue what half of those were and my reaction would be "oh that cute, K wonder what poor kid lost their binder?" Without realizing that im holding like half a million in cards

The craziest binder I’ve ever seen! 🤯 What would you do if it was yours? 🤔

@SweetFreqVT '91 Im surprised you didn't wear the Inverted Panties Helmet of the SoB. What caused the MK X choice?

@Comieb Common mistake haha its not) when did you get into warhammer ^^

Sister of battle sex ed

@GingerK312 @SweetFreqVT Then dont use any.

@Comieb @SweetFreqVT To be fair, if they used the right one, they'd probably get obliterated by GW.

@NASAEarth @Astro_Christina Look how polluted she looks.

That's us! 🌍 The Artemis II crew captured beautiful, high-resolution images of our home planet during their journey to the Moon. As @Astro_Christina put it: "You guys look great."

@FootballFactly They’ll be fuck all atmosphere at these games then, just like any other sporting event in the US.

🚨Gianni Infantino hits back at people who think FIFA World Cup ticket prices are too high. 👀

@HannahIamthest1 Okay... I have to own up to this. Out of all of the April Fools posts today. This was the ONLY one where i went "REALLY? No way!" And then I caught myself. Bravo, well done... ill show myself out.

An exciting discovery from Scotland - this 1800-year-old slice of pizza was recently unearthed in the ruins of a broch. The dish was introduced to the region c. AD 83 by the Romans. Fragments of oil jars found nearby suggest that the Picts deep fried rather than baked their pizza.

@Acyn Did someone give her a black eye?

Reporter: The president said we might blow up and completely obliterate all of their generating electric plants, oil wells, Kharg island, and possibly all desalination plants. Under international law, striking infrastructure is generally prohibited. Why is the president advocating potentially a war crime and how do you square that with the US aying it does not target civilians? Leavitt: Their best move is to make a deal or else the united States armed forces has capabilities beyond their wildest imagination Reporter: Including potential war crimes? Leavitt: With respect to achieving the full objectives, the president is going to move forward… Reporter: Which of those objectives would destroying a desalination plant most help?

@DrClownPhD So if I touch my girlfriend’s boobs, it could save my life… what happens if I touch my wife’s boobs? Does my cortisol go up?

Send this to your girlfriend… you’ll thank me later 😎

Hold on a minute… this is the real origin story of Doomguy!?!

@RobUsry I was hoping Macca would have done it during the 2010 world cup

What kind of odds can I get on Zlatan telling Alexi to shut the fuck up

@Dan_Leckie Oh I didn’t see the STN question. I’ve honestly loved every episode of it.

@Dan_Leckie There were things I didn’t enjoy, there were things I expected to not enjoy, but found that I really liked them. I couldn’t enjoy Disco, so Jett was new to me and so so awesome. And without a shadow of a doubt S.A.M. Is my favorite. I hope we get more of Sam, she was a joy!

If you're among the many people who have enjoyed the first season #StarTrekStrangeNewWorlds, what do you enjoy about it in particular?

@RonKillings Bigman, loving the team up with D.P. You guys got a team name? The Priestly Truth? R-Damien? R.D.P.T? Killings It? I may have missed it…

@sciencegirl 95? Descent.

For those who used a computer between 1995 and 2001, what's the computer game from that time that sticks with you the most, and why

@StriderOfValor The shield grenade does damage if it goes in the slot?

The Automatons think they can outproduce Democracy. They’re wrong. Here’s my Cyborg Hunter loadout for hunting those bots. What weapon are you bringing against Automatons right now? Drop your loadout below.

Either way, feel free to tell me to pound sand, kiss a squigg, or have a nice cold one from Ku’gaths cauldron. Wish the show all the best.

They have a count down to write it down then they reveal their answers. If no one has your answer, you get a point. If both members of the team has the same answer, they get 3 points. But if anyone on the other team has the same answer then it’s 0 points.

@warhammer Was watching Brainboyz, and thought that the Hivemind segment doesn’t quite work as intended, cos you never get them both shouting out the answer. I’d suggest instead of shouting it out, they each have small white boards. instead of asking to 1 team it’s asked to both.