Jordan Crumb🦈🍉 (aka The Shark Head Guy)

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Jordan Crumb🦈🍉 (aka The Shark Head Guy)

@CrumbleBumbles

(He/Him) I'm from a small town in Texas and I hope to one day live in Japan. I love video games and pro wrestling. I also tend to tweet about tokusatsu.

Texas شامل ہوئے Ağustos 2011

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@June__Lovejoy

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June Lovejoy ジューン•ラブジョイ@June__Lovejoy·12m

@CrumbleBumbles You gotta help me teach men how to be normal. Come here.

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June Lovejoy ジューン•ラブジョイ@June__Lovejoy·25m

I’m going to kill all men with my bare hands.

Sarah Nelkin@S_NelkinEN

Last guy I said “let’s make this official” to after three dates and presents exchanged looked at me and was like “U-Um? lol” (お、おうw) and looked at me like he was being approached by some monster. It was really traumatizing.

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@lanabeesfw @itsClintSteel I just found out that they make weighted capybara plush for $10

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@VividVivka

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VividVivka 💜@VividVivka·1h

@CrumbleBumbles We love a hype man who brings up the DEALS 🎉

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VividVivka 💜@VividVivka·2h

I could make tomorrow special for you… 💚

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@VividVivka And it's on sale until the 5th?!

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@VividVivka

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kay 🐻 bear@kayyybearxo·6h

If i may speak…………..

Anéjo Yote 🔜 FC, NFC@AnejoYote

Phuket 🇹🇭 2026. An adventure I’ll never forget; friends I’ll remember forever!

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@lanabeesfw Good for them

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Lana the Bug 🪲💕@lanabeesfw·2h

It’s nice to know that amidst all the negativity, magic can still happen in this world

Politics For You@PoliticoForYou

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 Liz Truss suggests “underground transgender mafia” may be responsible for Italian chocolate heist that saw over 12 tonnes of KitKats stolen.

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@June__Lovejoy I just had a customer ask an AI chat bot why all of the gaming consoles are increasing in price...

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@June__Lovejoy *Dr starts crying* Me:

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June Lovejoy ジューン•ラブジョイ@June__Lovejoy·3h

What would you do if your doctor started crying at your checkup? 👩‍⚕️ 💦 BTS from an upcoming video... 😘

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Lana the Bug 🪲💕@lanabeesfw·3h

I realized i posted this without sound last time lol HIIIIII MY NAME IS CLOVER LANA BEE

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武藤　敬司@muto_keiji·4h

今日は一日中、テキサスのモールでショッピング！あ〜っ、買い過ぎた〜〜！！

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@VVowzerz Hell yeah dude 😎

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Wowzerz@VVowzerz·5h

So my phone was water damaged over the weekend and when I went to get a new phone today they said my last payment on that phone was made with my last bill! Talk about blessed timing! That saved me so much money and made upgrading so easy 😌 Just a small W

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VividVivka 💜@VividVivka·7h

WEDNESDAY… I’ll be making my appearance on Draw Your Weapons! This is unlike any other D&D show out there, and it was a BLAST. 💚 If you are into antics and art … this show is a must watch. Plus I’m in it, and I’m a good time. WEDNESDAY, Draw Your Weapons … only on Beacon.tv Don’t have a membership? I got a code for that! 25% off 6months w DrawYourVivka or bit.ly/DrawYourVivka They are watching my numbers so help me look good 😜 See you in the discord!! @TitmouseInc @CriticalRole