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Cuddle Cryptid
@CuddleCryptid
Biochemist. he/him. 🔺
Michigan, USA شامل ہوئے Haziran 2014
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@hecubian_devil Chud dads thinking that all of their families problems would be solved if they left. Because the root of the problems is-
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I mean, maybe, but to me this reads like plain old suicidal ideation—just in the cultural cadence of America B
🏆 champion babar 🏆@babaresq
Absolutely losing it at this trend where guys who suck imagine the most noble sacrifice possible and it’s literally just them leaving their family forever.
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@Plasma_Legion BOTW boldly asking "what if fighting enemies in the world was frequently a net negative"
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It's good in a game designed around it, like Fire Emblem. Bad in a game like Breath of the Wild, which isn't designed around hell, anything really
🦋 JUNE STRINGS🪞🫀@junestrings
weapon durability is a good mechanic everyone is just allergic to making choices about resources
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@DarkWaterBeach "Hey honey I just adopted two children without getting your input" is grounds for divorce no matter who the kids are.
That person simply doesn't give a shit about you
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Some key details left out of this posting
rosey🌹@thechosenberg
You are evil and he is a good man
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If I made a YouTube series I'd just lie and say that I'm funded by the Saudis as a ward against "indie animation fans"
GLITCH@glitch_prod
Hey all, Kevin here. Please read.
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@siuansanche10 @orderenjoyer That was the stated goal of huge numbers of Europeans at the time.
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@orderenjoyer "Sexually deviant Anglo-adjacent white man who tortures and kills women and children has plans to usurp Japan and kill it's culture that is has kept sheltered from the outside world."
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It's a show made after Oda Nobunga where guns are seen as "dishonorable" and the white antagonist has a speech so hilariously racist you would be forgiven if this wasn't a really well done early-Showa-era animation.
'Yagami@Thinkinyagami
If you need a reason to watch or remember just how goated Blue Eye Samurai is, here’s one.
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@Jack_Luminous Got the dildo riding in five years ago but they have to delay to add in saving
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I know it was a 18+ game going in but I remember booting it up years ago and getting absolutely flashed banged when I walked into one side room and with absolutely no pre warning the character was riding a big ass dildo.
Pirat_Nation 🔴@Pirat_Nation
Mahou Arms, Anime-inspired character action game has been delayed to a full release on July 27, 2026. The team says the game is 99.9 percent complete and they are using the extra time to polish it into a masterpiece
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@RyaiArt Kinda, there's "this purchased thing is flat out better than anything you can get" and then there's "you can grind 1000 hours for this or just buy it now"
Seems like that is neither though.
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Pay to win = getting an actual statistical advantage over someone who doesn't pay
Itd be pay to win if a Charizard you spent money on had 10 extra SpAtk than one gotten for free
Pay for convenience is the term you're looking for, and is the model in so many esports e.g. League of Legends; being able to buy a new champion with real money gives is not paying to win vs someone who grinds for a few hours to buy the same champ with in game currency
Ellie 🩷🏒@elliedagoat74
you payed money twin win. its p2w lmfao
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@BossGalka @VKlker You would have to be in a horrific prison for it to be worse than a psychiatric facility for the criminally insane.
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@VKlker People just aren't happy he gets to go to a psychiatric facility, which while shit, is much, much better than prison. It's not that the process isn't needed sometimes, they just doubt he needs it. It's like prolonging a better situation needlessly before he finally gets sentenced
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Do people not know you go to prison essentially for life when you do this? You don't get to go home
New York Post@nypost
Crazed homeless man accused of slaughtering Iryna Zarutska on train found incompetent to stand trial trib.al/GsJMZC8
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@bakujok3s You underestimate how horrifying they find the idea that someone might see the show before they do.
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@snacks_fruity2 Why do you think he was playing so badly, he had one hand on the stick and the other on the cord
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Ppl genuinely dont want to play games anymore im crying
Avataryaya➡️ Combo Breaker 2026@avataryaya_
cmon now, all I did was tag looool
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@sophhaze Hey can you have an unexplainable absence tomorrow at 2pm, followed by four more of them across one month
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@allowableman2 @FacePucchi Why shouldn't people be able to do the safe magic?
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@FacePucchi All you have to do is just really teach them how and what magic is dangerous, not how to do it
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I really don’t feel like you can pull the
“ all information should be free” lesson with magic
Especially when someone is turned a crystal in the first episode by a spell you can replicate
Isaiah D. Colbert is on Bluesky@ShinEyeZehUhh
Louder for the people in the back.
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@allowableman2 Learning, not just "information". You gain the ability and learn to use it safely at the same time.
You don't have to show ID to buy a chemistry textbook IRL
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It's a world where you can manifest anything with ink instead of synthesizing it. Coco draws that structure and blows up her house because she's ten and doesn't know what TNT is.
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Coco even starts off the series by blowing up her house and mom because she has been so removed from the process of magic that she can't conceive of it as more than a fun thing that makes sparklers. You have to teach kids to be wary of chemicals for the same reason.
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It's interesting how this gets interpreted because yeah, they are drawing, but to me it's obviously supposed to be structures. Drawings like this
sheku. 🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩@shekuwow
As a beginner artist who loves magic series, seeing that the way witches in this world create magic is by DRAWING??? BROOOOO
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@lostinininind @NikhilNotNikki @LogoSimian Most of the games are entirely cross platform between ps5, Xbox, and PC, with Nintendo having the most exclusives as you said.
Which, yknow, good. The console wars were stupid. Having them reduced to lighthearted jabs is best.
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@NikhilNotNikki @CuddleCryptid @LogoSimian To be fair does anyone have games anymore? Nintendo has released a few games in the Switch 2's first year but they're as far as along as anyone. Xbox and PS5 still don't have any real system sellers.
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At a time when consoles were trying to be more like PCs, the PS3 chose to have experimental parallelization that was intended to be more optimal for running games.
It was, however, less optimal for making games. The strange architecture meant the PS3 launch library was anemic. That plus a higher price than its rivals meant the console failed out the door.
Credit to Sony, they did turn the PS3 around. It was born with no games, but it did not die with no games.
Rock Solid@ShitpostRock2
The funniest part of the ‘PS5 has no games’ joke is that it dates back over two decades, all the way to the PS3
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@bonnie1020RBLX @Goodnametaken @KaptainKrunch97 @Gleebus34 Really? S rank is hard but A isn't that bad, especially on the smaller levels.
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@CuddleCryptid @Goodnametaken @KaptainKrunch97 @Gleebus34 I follow ROE and use lethal force and I can count the number of A ranks I got playing that way on one hand.
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