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@barstoolsports Sinatra had a driver, and that dude never said shit 🤐

Tiger Woods Allegedly Doesn't Want To Hire A Driver Due To "Privacy Concerns" Because He "Doesn't Want Anyone To Know What He Is Doing" s.barstool.link/c/article-3566…

@IsraeliPM Cardinal PizzaBaller. LFG. Make him Pope

Today, out of special concern for his safety, Jerusalem police prevented the Latin Patriarch Cardinal Pizzaballa from holding mass this morning at the Church of the Holy Sepulchre. Again, there was no malicious intent whatsoever, only concern for his safety and that of his party.

The Prime Minister's Office: Over the past several days, Iran has repeatedly targeted the holy sites of all three monotheistic religions in Jerusalem with ballistic missiles. In one strike, missile fragments crashed meters from the Church of the Holy Sepulchre.

BREAKING 🚨 Millions of Americans are starting to call for Sen John Thune to be REMOVED as Leader John Thune is an absolute TRAITOR PASS the Save America Act

Replace Leader Thune.

Replace Leader Thune. Make it trend!

@ccmembersonly Porky’s. The original of course

Hello Senator Thune, At 3 AM on Friday, March 27th, in a near-empty chamber, you passed a bill by voice vote that excludes all funding for ICE and CBP. Let me repeat that: voice vote. No roll call. No record of who was there. No accountability. Just you, Barrasso, and a handful of senators shuffling paper in the dead of night while America slept. You could have demanded a recorded vote. You chose not to. You could have held the line for five more days until the House returned. You chose not to. You could have used the same procedural tools Democrats have used against you for 40 days. You chose not to. Instead, you gave Chuck Schumer exactly what he asked for, DHS funding minus immigration enforcement, and called it a win. Then you walked to the cameras and blamed the Democrats. Let's be precise about what you did: 1. You caved to a demand Democrats made on Day 1 of this shutdown. Forty-one days of supposed hardball negotiation, and you settled for their opening offer. 2. You handed them a template. The next time Democrats want to defund any agency — ICE, CBP, or anything else — they now know: just shut down DHS and wait. John Thune will fold at 3 AM. 3. You punted to reconciliation. "Good possibility," you said. Not "we will." Not "guaranteed." Just maybe. Meanwhile, ICE operates on fumes from last year's bill with no certainty of future funding. The precedent you set: You have argued for months that the filibuster is sacrosanct. That the 60-vote threshold protects minority rights. That we cannot bend Senate rules for policy wins. But at 3 AM on Friday, you bent every norm that actually mattered: • Voice vote to avoid accountability • Empty chamber to avoid debate • Midnight deal to avoid scrutiny • Immediate recess to avoid questions You'll bend the rules to avoid a fight. You just won't bend them to win one. What you've actually accomplished: Democrats demanded ICE restrictions. They got ICE defunded. Not reformed. Not restrained. Defunded. And you're out here tweeting about how Democrats are the "Defund the Police" party while you just voted to defund border enforcement at 3 in the morning. The question you should answer: Why did this deal have to happen at 3 AM? Why couldn't it happen at 3 PM, with cameras rolling and every senator on record? You know why. Because you didn't want your voters to see what surrender looks like. Here's my message: We saw it anyway. Stop hiding behind "Democrat obstruction." You're the Majority Leader. You set the schedule. You control the floor. You chose this outcome. Own it.

@darrenrovell @propstore_com Now @HecJuan12 childrens can’t go to college #priorities @iceiceclinton @haggswagg1

The "butt birth" mechanical rhino from "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective" just sold at @propstore_com for $59,850. The high estimate was $8,000.

@pepsi Pepsi is rot gut swill. @CocaCola is the titz

name a better combo than Pepsi + pizza. we’ll wait.

@MattWalshBlog @R89Capital Pedro Pascal rumored to be cast as Sam’s daughter

This might in fact be the worst idea anyone has ever had in history

@MacFarlaneNews @MeidasTouch NGAF BRUH

ALERT: Professional news. Nine days after leaving CBS, I have found a new professional home: Chief Washington Correspondent and Anchor for @MeidasTouch

@Variety He looks like he smells like a combination of patchouli and Boston baked beans candy

#MileyCyrus and her boyfriend arrive to the world premiere of the “#HannahMontana 20th Anniversary Special.” #HannahMontana20

.@GovPritzker, I saw your post honoring lives lost in Minnesota—standing publicly, naming Alex Pretti and Renee Good, and laying flowers in their memory. But where was that same compassion on January 19, 2025? That is the day my 20-year-old daughter, Katie Abraham, was killed here in Illinois. She was innocent. She did not knowingly put herself in the middle of an ongoing law enforcement situation. She was not making a dangerous choice. She was simply living her life—and it was taken from her. You have never said her name. You have never come to where she died. You have never acknowledged her publicly. And beyond that—you have never even responded to me. I sent you a simple, non-political letter. Not for attention. Not for headlines. Just a father asking for clarity, for answers, and for understanding of the state’s position. You never replied. And now, in the wake of another tragedy here in Chicago, your public display of compassion elsewhere—while remaining silent about victims in your own state—feels deeply disconnected from the reality families like mine are living every day. Instead, you continue to defend sanctuary policies that create the conditions where preventable tragedies like hers can happen. This is not about politics. It’s about leadership and accountability. When you choose to publicly mourn some victims while remaining silent about others—especially those lost under policies you support—it sends a message. Whether intentional or not, it tells families like mine that our loss does not matter the same way. So I am asking you directly: Where is your compassion for my daughter? Where is your acknowledgment of victims here in Illinois? And when will you take responsibility for the consequences of the policies you defend? Say her name: Katie Abraham. Stand where she died. Show the people of Illinois that every life matters.

@AdrianneCurry I heard w an all black, non-binary cast + Pedro Pascal

F*CK OFF

That psychotic Mormon chick deserves a ticker tape parade and the Presidential Medal of Freedom for getting an entire season of the Bachelorette canceled

@3YearLetterman SMASH

I’m hopelessly in love. And before you try to tell me this is fake, I’ve already notarized this picture and headline

Good teams win, great teams cover La Dominicana +1.5 💰

@jeffcharlesjr Bonfire of the Vanities

Tomb Raider 2

@ArmaLite15OU812 SMASH X 10

A top 10 countdown of the most beautiful female musicians of the 80’s. Who’s #1 though?!

@HecJuan12 @TVBOren Coach should make more TikTok videos

Drake 81, Valparaiso 55, Final. The Beacons finish the year 0-32. An important offseason begins now. #MVCHoops