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@JosephLaMagna @BrendanPorath Pro Move dropping the BK crown for this one sir
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worst part of the majors is people who couldn’t break 140 at a 5600 yard Muni saying shit like this
Connor@TheLuckyDevil7
Justin Rose is Gonzaga basketball
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@David_LinHAWGen @KylePorterNS we saw how much it ate at him before the change to the mallet tbf
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@DP18198 @KylePorterNS My point exactly, we should see it more often. It has to be maddening to looking at these numbers
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@David_LinHAWGen @KylePorterNS Scottie has been a hothead for most of his golf career, which is fine, but he shows us this every time the ball doesn’t fly straight.
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@KylePorterNS Scottie doesn’t get nearly enough credit for how composed he is out there. Literally winning at every category except one and he just strolls along.
Then you have Sergio, who Thor smashed his driver and snapped it lol
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@MidwestGolfJake golf gods giving one back to Burns after that dumb rules official screwed him at Oakmont would be fitting at Golf’s holy place
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What are the top 5 best story lines that could come out of today?
My thoughts:
1) Justin Rose comes back and wins, getting his long coveted green jacket.
2) Scottie shoots 64, goes 129 on the weekend and wins.
3) Cam Young, once much maligned, closes it out, and becomes known as Clutch Cam.
4) Rory wins back-to-back green jackets.
5) Patrick Reed storms back to win and Rory has to put the green jacket on Reed.
Am I missing any?
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@adplacksports Holding a CY and Burns ticket, so hopefully one of them.
Gun to head? Young edges out Scheffler. They are starting on 2nd base the way they are driving it.
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Brian Harman still living rent-fuckin-free in all of Europe's head.
reporter (most likely euro): "Do you have fond memories of Hoylake?"
Harman: "Oh, yeah, lots of fond memories of Hoylake."
reporter: "The Butcher of Hoylake."
Harman: "Yeah, yeah, you guys coined that nickname and thought it was going to make me upset, and after the tournament we threw a 'Brian the Butcher' themed party that everyone -- I'll get you a Koozie."
reporter: "So you were pleased we did it?"
Harman: "Yes, I am. Yeah, very pleased."
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Seems like a lot of people are angry at this....but I thought it was pretty common for top-tier players, especially at Augusta?
Seems like Rory took it to an extreme (doesn't care about his carbon emissions anymore LOL), but this isn't some new concept, correct?
Looking for some golf guys opinion...I am a complete casual of the sport.
Jeff Darlington@JeffDarlington
There’s been a few times in the last 3 weeks when Rory McIlory has dropped his daughter at school, flown to Augusta, played a practice round and returned in time for dinner. If that sounds like a man who’s comfortable at this golf course, well, that’s because he is. An essay:
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@dwilliams3bc It’s self made.
He didn’t grow up with a country club membership or in a family that comes from millions (a lot of his peers do, which is fine)
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I am fine with this because he’s earned it, but can we admit golf is not a level playing field. He’s the Dodgers of the PGA Tour.
Golf Digest@GolfDigest
Rory McIlroy said that in the weeks leading up to the Masters, there were days he would drop off Poppy at school, fly to Augusta, play a round, and make it back home in time for dinner. Perks of being the defending champ. 😂
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it's been over for a while
Chris Vernon@ChrisVernonShow
Could I interest you in a Masters Update?
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@3jackbandit @tweeth_mitchell Still an amazing player to this day, which is probably a surprise to nobody
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@tweeth_mitchell Immelman was lowkey one of the smoothest guys out there too. People don’t talk about him like they do Scott but he has a beautiful move
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@Drewzy_____ Being fat and bad at golf would actually make me want to kill myself, so I’m good.
Appreciate the concern!
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@masonmoh2 @saschitt yeah a lot of people have a lot of hate in their heart toward Kelce’s antics after his playing career.
Sadly for all parties, this will take away how he’s remembered as a player when it shouldn’t. He was amazing at what he did, but he has no business in the public eye this much
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Masters Card
Scottie 250/1*
Rahm 500/1**
Bryson 750/1***
Rory 1000/1****
*parlayed with Michigan to win national championship
**parlayed with Seahawks to win Super Bowl and Michigan to win national championship
***parlayed with Anthony Kim to win liv Adelaide Seahawks to win Super Bowl and Michigan to win national championship
****parlayed with the straight of Hormuz to open on masters Wednesday Anthony Kim to win liv Adelaide Seahawks to win Super Bowl
Please note: all these bets were hit first try and posted absolutely nowhere to be tailed but wanted to ensure that I flexed the most outrageous possible number to the public and placed ew with 3 places.
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@KenThompson1994 I’m sorry I hurt you.
Play well this weekend, which for you is likely an 88
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@DP18198 UH OH he broke out the golf terms he means business ! You replying to me normally now - wow I feel so special
I mean choosing my stance is objectively hilarious being it’s a comfort kinda game and what works for me may not work for you! AND THATS OKAY!
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The chair in hotel rooms is for people like you
ken thompson@KenThompson1994
@DP18198 He does need to go but lmao his wife got nothing to do w this shit. The people gave HER a platform dork.
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@KenThompson1994 Buddy, you’re setting up like you’re about to swing 9 left and likely have a negative AoA with the driver.
I promise you have no idea who you’re talking to, and that’s okay!
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@DP18198 Lmao quote tweeting for engagement instead of just replying to me is cornball behavior.
Also you’ve actively tweeted the word/phrase “retardmaxxing” you’re a Gen Z birdbrain w 0 golf knowledge
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