Dave Kelly

Did you see this headline? Did you feel the requisite anger and rage at asylum seekers that The Sun was asking of you? Did you maybe blame Starmer because.... um... it was probably his fault🤷‍♀️ Would you like to know the reality behind the headline? Course you would!😜 Let's take a look 🧵 1/25

I’m not a fan of Starmer, but whatever he does – literally whatever he does - he is ripped apart, ripped to shreds, by the telegraph, Mail, express, Sun, spectator, the very same people who installed Boris Johnson and the appalling Liz Truss. The same people who installed the governments that caused Brexit and the financial chaos that has ensued, the same people who have driven this country into the ground. I’m sick to death of them. They are the biggest threat to this country and all of us across the board, no matter what our politics are. We need to get billionaires out of the Media

@JBBarrington Where’s the mug from JB?

Have a peaceful night 🩵 xx

Akin to Fred West nominating his beloved wife Rose for Mother of the Year Award. You couldn't make this shit up. What a time to be alive 🙄

Since Boris Johnson came to power, there were 142 Tory U-turns. In one case, 3 in one day. I listed and documented them on a thread which ran from Dec 2019 to June last year. On each of them, #BBC’s Mason declined to ever use the word ‘U-turn’.

@lauriewhitwell @Paddy_Boyland Michael Carrick incoming?

Nick Cox, #MUFC director of academy, in advanced talks to become technical director at Everton in revamped set-up. Cox has been at United for nine years, but is set to leave to lead football department at Everton. w/ @Paddy_Boyland Details ⬇️ nytimes.com/athletic/64297…

@FergusCraig Did you make yourself like them? Like the Heinz 57 rule? I tried but gave up after a dozen or so goes.

@DPPKelly I do. Olives are just posh twiglets. You either like them or you don't.

I think the matcha boom has a way to go but once it falls, it will fall like a stone. In 2035 it will be a niche product again. Biscoff, meanwhile. Biscoff is here to stay.

BREAKING!!

@carl_thompson70 Wow. Haven’t been in there for years. That’s Temple Bar prices! Was it any good?

Strolled into a favourite pub for a quiet read and a pint, lads. Was charged £6.65 for my Guinness. Gone up 70p since last weekend. My last sip of the black stuff in there, and I told the barman that. My eyes couldn't focus on my book - I was shaking. #RipOffBritain Salford

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@pgaskell13 Probably me being daft Paul but I can’t find these on the website?

Christmas retro gifts

With all the focus on Keir Starmer's freebies almost nobody is asking about who is really funding the man most likely to soon be his opposite number adambienkov.co.uk/p/the-skeleton…

@Tim_Burgess Double bill next time @RadioNorthwich bring Heaven17 to the Plaza in Northwich Tim?

Heaven 17 + 1

10,000 anti fascist punks are in Blackpool for Rebellion Festival. Safe to say the little Tommy lads misjudged this, like most of their pitiful life decisions. They ran away. Moral of the story: Don’t fuck with punks, they hate the far right. twitter.com/HappieChappie7…

@StockportNoir @laurenbeukes @davidbishop @JoCallaghanKat @NatalieC_Author @MWCravenUK @CazEngland @erskine_fiona @HaleWrites @mariwriter @LesleyKara @Anna_Mazz @theresilientkid one for the cemetery sisters??

STOCKPORT NOIR Where: Stockport Guildhall When: Saturday 8th February, 9:15 - 6 What: Inclusive Crime Fiction Festival Who: @laurenbeukes @davidbishop @JoCallaghanKat @NatalieC_Author @MWCravenUK @CazEngland @erskine_fiona @HaleWrites @mariwriter @LesleyKara @Anna_Mazz @crmcgeorge @SaimaMir @semoorhead @NolanDom @judithoreilly @robparkerauthor @Tinap66Payne @rutherfordbooks @adamsimcox @CWimpeney @MichaelHWood @TrevorWoodWrite Tickets: ticketsource.co.uk/serenity-books…

No wonder men don’t speak up. I put my feelings out there and tell men it’s okay to talk. I just get told to kill myself and have pictures of scousers dying sent in the reply’s. We need to change this mindset

@sidlowe Dirtier than a miners shoelace . . .

Stupidly good goal this

@WittonAlbion @RadioNorthwich Check the postcode - shouldn’t it be cW?

Our second preseason game takes place tomorrow night (16/7) away to Barnton. Its a 7:30 kick off at the Creative Hut Stadium (CH8 4LJ) Entry prices are: Adults £5, Concession £3, Kids Free

@AngelaRayner @Femi_Sorry @theresilientkid

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