Magnusthormaster
227 posts
Man fuck the game, let’s all work twelve hours with no lunch 😂
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@paleaware @nkulw noah kulwin a jew ??? now way ill never listen to the jewish podcast, blowback, again
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hatred of immigrants is a sign of moral weakness. one of the more obvious tells that you're just not a good person.
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@jakebrodes wait until you learn about pelicans , they are the same ass bird for 40 million years
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Fucked up that after all this time Gar are still the same creature. The world has lived and died around the Gar and its just as fucking stupid and pissed off as it was 150 million years ago. To be honest I totally get it. Learn nothing, writhe around in the dark, eat bugs and die
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cool… so, this barbershop is just doxxing my girlfriend with two pictures of her and her full legal name on the front of their store…
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@len0killer I delivered to you many times and you didn't do shit. Back that ass up next time
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@staticbluebat I think the joker is the only time he was supposed to be a sincere host lol
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He has played stand-ups/talk show hosts way more than you would think for a guy with a personality like that irl lol
scorsese girl@scorsesegirl
“who’s the better late night host jimmy fallon or jimmy kimmel?” but nobody is ready to bring up sam rothstein or rupert pupkin
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I would like to make a movie where everyone is dirty and ugly and sweaty the entire time
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@jakebrodes It makes sense because every guy I know has a physique like this and knows it's easily obtainable in 6 months of 5x5
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Gonna go Mac from always sunny mode here - physique inflation is insane in superhero or action movies. Maybe besides John Wick and Mr Nobody every action or super hero guy looks like fuckin Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner. It’s nuts.
jacob • jurídico tom welling 🪼@runnintowest
tom welling in smallville (2001)
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@nkulw James Dolan watches a sad face emoji appear over your head like he's playing Roller Coaster Tycoon
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@nkulw i feel like this is what a cia agent would want a communist party to look like
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@tonyhawktruther white jesus got up because he had work the next day
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Jesus’ white ass got up out of that tomb because he smelled unseasoned mayonnaise and heard Sweet Caroline playing!
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@MOSSADil It's funny how "special force" and retard strength mean the same thing in this scenario
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💥 WATCH:
Massive airstrikes reported targeting the headquarters of Iran’s IRGC special forces unit in Isfahan.
Stay connected, follow @MOSSADil.
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@willmenaker i give the social network props for having the least annoying Sorkin dialogue
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People do not realize how a NUCLEAR WAR will start this weekend because of what was said (1/5)🧵
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@jakebrodes some experts have said that a woman may have made these. If a woman uses herself as a reference and she looks at her own behind, the posture and "ass shape" they would have. But that also feels like a man making a statue of himself and making the dick like 12 inches.
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I love seeing these sculptures and imagining there’s one guy in the tribe who’s just beast as fuck at making these things. Maybe he can’t hunt or fight worth a fuck hit god damn can he make a Tree PAWG. Probably the coolest fucking guy in the tribe.
Trey the Explainer@Trey_Explainer
Imagine living in an isolated Neolithic farming village and one day your homie just shows you this and changes your brain chemistry forever
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If a guy with no hands or feet kills you, that's on you @ Dean Ambrose
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@AnimeSerbia you know we had to make room for metal sonic is micro e celeb blunt rotation
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Missed the fucking cut. I hate my stupid putrid fucking life.
yoshi penis parkour@penisparkour
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