Engineer On Autopilot

@mattvanswol Is this happening everywhere or just Houston?

🚨HOLY CRAP!!! The Houston TSA line has now stretched to a mind-blowing 150 minute-wait-time and has snaked around the airport, down an escalator and into BAGGAGE CLAIM!!! THIS IS INSANE!!!!

@SpencerHakimian Then we'll open it for them 💪🏻🇺🇸

🚨BREAKING: IRAN SAYS IT WILL NOT REOPEN THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ

@TaraBull You can't get away with it everywhere you know!

Two cruise passengers in Grand Turk found themselves in trouble with locals after refusing to pay for services

@elonmusk Any reason to why Grok won't reference the posts that your replying to anymore?

@TuckerCarlson @X_of_Michael @grok Give me a TLDR on Tucker Carlson's recent interview with Professor Jiang Xueqin.

Professor Jiang Xueqin on how this war is likely to go and what happens to the world. (0:00) How Will the Iran War Be Resolved? (7:33) The 3 Major Trends We Will See Due to This War (11:28) Will Japan Become a Nuclear-Armed Power? (16:06) The Future of South Korea (20:12) The Energy Crisis (25:23) The Future of the GCC and Iran (29:57) The Greater Israel Project (35:11) How US Ground Troops Will Change the War (36:46) Prof. Xueqin’s Advice to Donald Trump (38:49) Is It Possible for the US to Get Israel Under Control? (45:03) What Role Does Trump Play in All This? (48:21) The Future of North America (54:59) Are We Seeing the End of Europe? (1:00:58) How Many Americans Truly Understand What’s Happening in the World? (1:03:50) The Effort to Destroy Western Civilization

@MikeBales I'm sure it was tasty! Prayers for your son! 🙏🏻

As most of you know, my son is a Sailor. He sent a picture of his lunch yesterday from the galley. I’m thankful that we are finally taking care of our men and women in uniform. 🙏🏻🇺🇸

@75secondes We must protect him at all costs!

Le PDG de Costco fait le buzz en mangeant le légendaire hot-dog à 1,50 $, un prix inchangé depuis 1985 : « Le prix de 1,50 $ restera inchangé tant que je serai là »

@ARCRaidersGame Who's ready?!

ARC adapt, so do we 🛠️💥⚡ 31.03.26

@krassenstein Get a Tesla then and quit complaining!

TRUMP DID THIS. I heard 2 Canadians next to me complaining about how Trump is making Canada unaffordable. Trump is screwing the world.

@Dexerto Modern Warfare was one of the best Call of Duty's in recent history! Change my mind!

COD: Modern Warfare 2019 had more players on Steam than Black Ops 7 and Warzone after going on sale for $6

@WyattzWorId "Hey bro, you lining up for the release of some new Pokémon cards? Yeah... I had to borrow some money from my parents."

Did something come out today? Why the fuck are people wrapped around Best Buy at 10 am

@CultureCrave How is Marty Supreme? Is it worth watching?

‘Marty Supreme’ releases on HBO Max April 24 🏓

@PopBase Does anyone actually care?! 🤣

Olivia Rodrigo’s website now says “love.”

@lockscreenarts "Guess I have to like it..."

Give a like to Millie Bobby Brown in the Elastic Girl suit or have a terrible 2026 💥🥵

@WyattzWorId No way the unemployed are out here for Pokemon... 💀

@BRICSinfo @XLifeSOS Who else would it have been?!

JUST IN: 🇮🇷 Iranian Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei says attacks on Turkey and Oman were not carried out by Iran or its allied forces.

@DiscussingFilm How is Marty Supreme? Is it worth watching?

‘MARTY SUPREME’ releases on HBO Max on April 24. See what other movies are coming soon to HBO Max: bit.ly/HBOMarch26

@SULLY10X How about this?

Frank "Cannonball" Richards was a vaudeville strongman in the 1930s. He was known for taking cannonballs, punches, and sledgehammers to the gut. When he died at 81, he had no reported injuries from his stunts.

@taylocket That bad huh?

Not even a sec and my ears started bleeding….

@LibOrNormal Nope... sit down and get back to work!

Is this Attractive?!