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@MonitorX99800 They're gonna tear him a new asshole

🇮🇷🇺🇸⚡️– Iranian media reports that missing U.S. Pilot has been located.

@WarFrontIntel They're looking for the pilot

Is this part of the “ground invasion”?

@KyleKulinski jewish milkers

@Isitreallymeno @ShitpostGate 🤣🤣🤣

@ShitpostGate Who was the victim?

@CtrlListener @tyler02020202 fr that thang must smell like a whole fish market at noon in July. she walked right into that one and brought the whole ocean with her ✋😭🐟

@tyler02020202 talking about fish fillet with her legs open… she walked right into that one

this photo is even funnier when you realize in 2018 this was 4 years (being generous) behind trend

@Go_Crene @zerohedge Another F-16 was shot down, like an hour ago.

@zerohedge Green dots on Bloomberg terminals on Saturday morning. Traders logging in early for what might be the most consequential Monday open in years. Downed pilot, $141 oil, strike pause expiring, and 63 hours of war headlines to price in.

"Green dot" Sunday starting early

@Mirbee1111 @Telegraph it's no different than slapping your wife's ass as a tease and laugh about it

@FalseFlagDave @Telegraph For me, the principle that it’s appropriate for husbands to “correct” their husbands with even symbolic physical punishment is reprehensible. I expect they don’t offer similar instruction to girls on how to teach obedience to their husbands.

🔴 The Telegraph uncovers books used in the UAE that tell Muslim pupils the ‘right way’ to hit women 🔗: telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/04/0…

@Mirbee1111 @Telegraph okay let me hold your hand when I say this 💀 their post says "teach to hit women"... the image literally says the opposite. then it says a siwak is used. that's a 1 inch toothbrush. the size of your thumb. you think that's domestic violence? tapping someone with a toothbrush 🤣

@FalseFlagDave @Telegraph What’s your point? That if I discipline you by smacking you with a stick, then it’s not smacking?

@FENTCOM Wake the fuck up Samurai, they just shot down an F-16 rn 💀

FENTCOM Update Today, the US Air Force made an INCREDIBLE new record. The highest number of USAF aircraft was shot down within 24 hours today since Operation Linebacker I in Vietnam on May 10, 1972, when the U.S. lost 11 aircraft in a single day.

@RT_com Iran got that dawg in them. Forgive me, I wasn't familiar with your game.

Iran claims ANOTHER US jet SHOT DOWN — Tasnim ‘Either F-16 or F-35… leaning toward F-16’ But ‘NOT YET OFFICIALLY CONFIRMED’

@OpEntebbe @bluffydim @Egypt_NatSec @AmitSegal because they do the work for you, dipshit 💀 same way they'll invade Kharg Island for you, cuz your diaper army only fights women & children.

@bluffydim @FalseFlagDave @Egypt_NatSec @AmitSegal We rule the skies of the Middle East. American jets have been shot down a few times so far.

Western source: One of the American crew members was successfully rescued.

@OpEntebbe @Egypt_NatSec @AmitSegal you sure it ain't the +100 million jet talking, you fuckin zionist? 😭 bro claimed "best" faster than I claim my Uber. your pilots train under US pilots. you steal everything, why not steal "best Air Force" title too? goofy ahh 💀

@FalseFlagDave @Egypt_NatSec @AmitSegal No clown. The best Air force in the world is what we are.

@Egypt_NatSec @AmitSegal They send in the goyim first, and casually hide behind airliners. Plus, they strike from 900km away using the F-35. The US does deeper penetration strikes, inside heavily defended zones, and US pilots are flying riskier missions.

@AmitSegal How is it that Israel hasn’t lost a single jet over Iran thus far..?

@AfeezAdekanmbi @sentdefender this ain't Top Gun, welcome to real life

@sentdefender Obviously what these downed pilots need to do is find an old, abandoned fighter jet in an unguarded hanger and steal it 😂😂

A McDonnell-Douglas ACES II (Advanced Concept Ejection Seat) from a U.S. Air Force F-15E Strike Eagle has been found by residents in Southern Iran, the whereabouts or status of the pilot and weapons officer is currently unknown, with unconfirmed reports that one or both of the crewmembers have been captured by members of Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC).

@JayinKyiv NPC ahh country

Turkmenistan had a military show to impress the son of the dictator and it was as awesome as you'd expect.

@arab11__ kinda looks like Darth Vader's helmet

An old house in Yemen estimated to be 700 years old

@RT_com oh absolutely, stick around for tea, crumpets, and a friendly kumbaya too

Pentagon gives Trump 'risky' plan to SEIZE 1K pounds of 'highly enriched URANIUM' in Iran — WP Would involve 'flying in excavation equipment and BUILDING runway for cargo planes to take material out'

@eugyppius1 he can hear colors

i watch this and all i can think is by god the man has enormous ears. i mean they are huge. christ.

@real_lord_miles fucking legend

I plan to mass produce 1488 units of Hitlers personal watch that sold for $1.1m at auction, nobody has ever made an exact copy. I want to crowdfund it, but I don’t believe indiegogo would allow such an item. Are there any crowdfunding platforms for stuff like this? Revenue would be at least $400k alone