Vicky Townshend

@CarlBovisNature Fish walk

Hi everyone!😊 I need your help please.. I can't decide which of these Puffin photos should be in my 2027 Birds calendars! 1. Puffin fish walk 🐦 2. Puffin Party 🐦 Which one do you prefer? 🤔

@CarlBovisNature Harwich, Essex (the pointy bit), also UK.

If you see this tweet, and you're one of my followers, please reply, letting me know where in the world you live. 🙏😀 I'm from Somerset in the UK, what about you? 😊🐦❤️

@HSBC_UK how do I report a fraudulent phone call please? I see options for text and email but not a call to an internet land line. I didn't fall for it, I'm just angry.

@CarlBovisNature Nuthatch.

Which bird did you see regularly as a child, but rarely see now, if at all?🐦 Mine is the Song Thrush. 😔

🚴 I am a cycling fan and was very happy to have Eurosport included in my Sky Signature package @SkyUK. Now that's been taken away and you want an extra £31 per month for TNT. I think not. Time to consider my options after 6 loyal years with Sky. #disappointed

P45 for Rochelle #TheArchers

A sign a museum put up.. 👇🏻😂😂😂😂 Anyone know? 😂😂😂😂😂

@LoftusSteve @David__Osland "Recoup my capex" - oh FFS.

@David__Osland Hmm. I could pay you £12.21 an hour to do a menial, low skilled job plus have to pay the NICs, training, HR costs etc Or I could automate and not have to pay any of that and recoup my capex within 5-7 years. If it was you, I'd choose option 2.

Sorry, but if £12.21 an hour is too much, you don't have a viable business model. End of chat.

Suddenly the world is a better place. #ChapelDream #KeithAndMarj

Did you learn some new history from this thread on the mysterious Mrs Myler? If so, please consider following me @DrHelenFry for more incredible stories from World War One and World War Two—let’s learn and rediscover history together! I have plenty more to share! (end).

@dontforgetchaos Is that Belle Tout in the background?

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@Matt_Pinner 49

So far no one has found the number in the Box What number do you see?

Whoever’s dressing Angela Rayner hates her don’t they?

Have you seen this @saj_anderson? standard.co.uk/news/blind-gra…

This is so hilarious… 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Number 19 is the best ..🤭 THESE ARE ACTUAL COMPLAINTS RECEIVED BY "THOMAS COOK VACATIONS" FROM DISSATISFIED CUSTOMERS: 1. "They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax." 2. "On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don't like spicy food." 3. "We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the taxi drivers as they were all Spanish." 4. "We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our own swimsuits and towels. We assumed it would be included in the price." 5. "The beach was too sandy. We had to clean everything when we returned to our room." 6. "We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as white but it was more yellow." 7. "It's lazy of the local shopkeepers in Puerto Vallartato close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during 'siesta' time -- this should be banned." 8. "No-one told us there would be fish in the water. The children were scared." 9. "Although the brochure said that there was a fully equipped kitchen, there was no egg-slicer in the drawrs." 10. "I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local convenience store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts." 11. "The roads were uneven and bumpy, so we could not read the local guide book during the bus ride to the resort. Because of this, we were unaware of many things that would have made our holiday more fun." 12. "It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England. It took the Americans only three hours to get home. This seems unfair." 13. "I compared the size of our one-bedroom suite to our friends' three-bedroom and ours was significantly smaller." 14. "The brochure statd: 'No hairdressers at the resort.' We're trainee hairdressers and we think they knew and made us wait longer for service." 15. "When we were in Spain, there were too many Spanish people there. The receptionist spoke Spanish, the food was Spanish. No one told us that there would be so many foreigners." 16. "We had to line up outside to catch the boat and there was no air-conditioning." 17. "It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel." 18. "I was bitten by a mosquito. The brochure did not mention mosquitoes." 19. "My fiancée and I requested twin-beds when we booked, but instead we were placed in a room with a king bed. We now hold you responsible and want to be re-reimbursed for the fact that I became pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked."

@dontforgetchaos @NikHigham Don't forget the Pringles.

@NikHigham Slippers and dressing gown mate 🤣

Day one of being an unemployed bum. 2 Starbucks. 2 naps. Been to the pub. Chinese on order. Am I doing it right?

@dontforgetchaos @burmarose99 However, watching non-daytime TV in the daytime is just fine.

@burmarose99 Noted 🤣

They say dogs look like their owners. I look like my sheep 😆🐑

Which @SamsungUK Galaxy phones support wireless charging please?