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@GermanicFren @SecRollins @WhiteHouse @POTUS @USDA Crocskin boots

@SecRollins @WhiteHouse @POTUS @USDA i got frens in low places

Boots are BACK at the White House!🤠

@Timberwolves When did you guys learn the N standard for National?

ALL-DEFENSE.

@ResilienceX3 Bar tenders would definitely use this

Nunca vi algo más inútil que esto

@Strangeland_Elf Clearly this man thinks redemption is forced upon a character at gun point and not chosen

*calls Tolkien a weak thinker* *has this take*

@Docquistador If you have the laser it works great with cats

God forbid a man gets some utility out of his gun light.

@AmarPape82 @ultras_antifaa Don't you have some child support to dodge?

@ultras_antifaa Racist lives don't matter in a so-called civilized world!

“Now available in tactical black!”

@ultras_antifaa Based

@yuihirasawa91 Oh no! The high ground!

Let's play a game if this post gets me banned again

@Nadira_ali12 Except Nazis were the good guys

The Nazis are still alive, cloaked in white and blue...

@WickedsGhost No If Biden wasn't so much of a lame duck we'd hate him just as much as Obama

You hated Obama because you're racists. We hate trump because he's a pedophile.

@SaveUSAKitty Hurry help that poor sea turtle There's a straw

The Crazies are all set for “No Kings” again today! 😆😆😆

@DesireeAmerica4 Elmo is going to need some more context on this

A Chick-fil-A employee using a mechanical lift to throw away a single trash bag just sparked a massive culture war. ​Blue-collar workers filmed it from above, laughing and saying modern men have gotten completely soft. Half the internet agrees, bragging about slinging 50lb boxes into trailers by hand all day. ​The other half says Chick-fil-A is brilliant. Fast-food trash is incredibly heavy, and this machine saves employees' backs while preventing massive workers' comp lawsuits. ​Are we becoming a weak society, or is this just smart corporate safety?

@Jvnior Well yeah Hitler was the next best thing to an actual saint

Netanyahu is worse than Hitler by the way.

@Furbeti This is a bad thing Kids need less screen time

the future we were promised is being gate-kept by greedy capitalists

@TartanLutheran @ComeHometoRome @TaylorRMarshall On the jews and their lies was a good book

@ComeHometoRome Reading Aquinas and listening to @TaylorRMarshall made me Lutheran. Come home my brother.

Debating Roman Catholics on X.

@KingSavageAxe What unit of measurement is a box?

I mean this with 0 exaggeration but you're a bottom feeding lobotomised piece of plankton if you unironically like this movie

@StopAntisemites Maybe if jews actually improved the counties they lived in this wouldn't be a happening

Braden, FL - notice the “109 … 110”? It’s a white supremacist dog whistle referencing the antisemitic claim that Jews were expelled from 109 countries, implying the U.S. should be the 110th. Add in the Jewish Star of David imagery and the smear equating Zionists (ie Jews) with pedophilia, and the antisemitic messaging becomes quite explicit.

@RepThomasMassie Can we pay local farms directly for fresh crops or is this a joke?

Your tax dollars are paying for the USDA to parody a porn site. They should delete the tweet and the URL.

@lunarleahhhhh It looks more like black face

@coyote_smugly @oliviakrolczyk_ Try dying your hair and wearing a Bernie or No Kings shirt to the appointments

@oliviakrolczyk_ I have 5 herniated discs and can't get shit. God bless America.

I hate it here