The Gopher Wrangler

@PinoAmericano Bring back tar and feathering.

This Congress is setting all sorts of records for corruption, disgrace and incompetence.

@mh_nurumayu_yk You'll do great! You'll just fall asleep, then wake up and it's done!

あの…………わがまま言っていいですか……明日の手術（というより、全身麻酔が）めっちゃ怖くて…………なのでどうかフォロワーさんエールを送ってくれませんか…………がんばれのいいねで全然いいので…………そしたらぬるま湯頑張れるので…………お願いします…………

@rabbriansamuel Amen!

According to Jeremiah 31, the New Covenant is not the cancellation of Torah. It is Torah in our hearts. Literally. Christians need to come to terms with this.

Loomer VS Owens is biblical actually

@DefiyantlyFree Mental illness? Or intention?

Tucker is literally the only journalist who provides you with every single talking point and claim that is made by Iranian state media, as if it is fact. I really can’t imagine the mental illness that is required to listen to this man still.

@gatorgar As it is with every pagan and self serving religion, which that movement has become: they sacrifice and eat their enemies.

I mean I told you their plan is to eat us.

@CarriePrejean1 The Bible is still the Bible. The Holy Spirit is still our teacher, not a man. An actual Christian would never consider themselves a pope. The catholic church has no authority from God. You really need to keep your Jezebel on a shorter leash.

Mocking the Pope while reading a Bible canonized by the Catholic Church is ignorance and delusion. Protestantism took the Church’s Bible, rejected the Church’s authority, and fractured into thousands of man-made interpretations. That’s what happens when everyone becomes their own Pope. You’re not funny @TheBabylonBee

@TheMuppetPastor Same. And I hate that, but same...

She’s made me root for the Macrons.

@gatorgar This is not right. This should have more likes.

Constantly tested, never bested. 💪 🇺🇸

@CarriePrejean1 You let your Jezebel out too often.

@gatorgar Late 2000's/ early 2010's is where it's at. Hard for me to pick favorites, but here are a few that have been tickling my ears lately. Light to Flies - Trivium Cry Little Sister - Lyric Noel

I’ve been skipping songs on Spotify shuffle for over an hour. Music is mostly bad. Very difficult to find a single tune worth listening to. What is YOUR favorite song of all time? (I apologize for doing a question post, but I mean it)

@IfindRetards Why do you make these so hard?? One is evil, and one is retarded, but who to pick??

Who is more evil and retarded?

@0hour1 Well deserved.

I want to thank all my haters today. I am about to have the biggest payout from your greasy fucking tears I have ever seen. So huge in fact, I may buy a Rolex.

@IfindRetards This was hard... but I see Mamdani more like an evil villain: he's not retarded, he knows exactly what he's doing. Fateh on the other hand... i think he's just retarded.

Who is more retarded?

@rabbriansamuel @Acts17David @Mish_K_ They have never gotten along with each other either. It would be constant warfare if Israel wasn't there, acting as a shared boogi man.

@Acts17David @Mish_K_ Many feel that if Israel didn't exist, the Muslim nations would just hold hands and sing kumbaya.

Candace thinks the world is doomed unless Israel is destroyed. Of course, destroying Israel would require massacring tons of Jews, but she seems fine with that.

@gatorgar Don't even want to think about it

What would have happened if Trump was assassinated in Butler before he was elected?

@TheBritishIntel It's time to let Japan remilitarize. At least their current moves culturally and politically show they still have a fighting spirit.

🚨 NATO CRAWLS TO TRUMP FOR FORGIVENESS NATO chief Mark Rutte has rushed to Washington to apologise after the alliance abandoned America during the Iran conflict. Trump is not in a forgiving mood. He called NATO’s refusal to help “a mark that will never disappear.” Spain shut its airspace completely. France blocked weapons flights. Germany branded the war illegal. While the UK flew some defensive missions, we have done nowhere near enough to support our greatest ally. Trump now has exactly what he’s wanted for years - clear proof that America is paying for a one-way alliance. Europe has shown its true colours.

The average American has a hard time with this, understandably. The leftists cannot possibly understand this. It breaks whatever paradigm they have in their minds, so it's spit out. Jefferson learned this and worked within that cultural norm. Barbary subdued and no longer a problem.

RE: Islamic Culture in the Middle East and Central Asia I sense that too many Americans do not understand the public face-saving that is integral to Islamic culture in the Middle East and Central Asia. I recall numerous times I dealt with government or military officials in the region where they let me know that what was being said publicly was in no way related to what was actually going on. A leader or politician in these countries will never, ever publicly say the truth if the truth suggests weakness or vulnerability. Never. It just does not happen. They will lie publicly with outrageous bombast, knowing full well that what they are saying is untrue, because their culture demands it. Additionally, they respect the strongman. The strongman who speaks with ferocity and then backs it up with deeds is always respected (or feared, depending on the situation). These are vital concepts to understand when analyzing the public pronouncements of the Iranian regime and the Truth Social declarations of President Trump. The Iranians must save face no matter what. Literally none of their public pronouncements can be trusted as being accurate or truthful. At the same time, when Trump posts things like “ending a civilization,” he is NOT TALKING TO YOU. He is talking to the mullahs in the only language they understand. In fact, as the Democrat/Media Complex derides Trump as an idiot for such pronouncements, HE is the one who is culturally attuned in a very profound way that totally flies over the heads of his critics. These are vital concepts that must be understood to accurately interpret the very public exchange of declarations between Trump and the mullahs.

@LauraLoomer A lot of people's true colors have been coming out lately.

Roger, I can’t believe I spent 15 years being a loyal friend to you when you have shown yourself to be nothing but disloyal and dishonest. I never spread any rumor and you and I both know I never did. In fact, I am currently suing Bill Maher for lying and spreading that disgusting rumor about me on his show after I traveled to the Presidential debate in 2024 with President Trump’s campaign. Bill Maher is a Trump hater and he defamed me. The lawsuit is ongoing. It has been reported by the media. You are being disrespectful to President Trump by lying and saying something that isn’t true. Bill Maher is on video spreading that sexual lie about me. I never said such a thing, and I never would. So that’s your first lie. You can threaten to sue me all you want, you have defamed me multiple times in your tweets these last few days, so it goes both ways. Your name literally is documented in reports as having been in involved in Somali lobbying. See screenshots below. 👇🏻 Also, the Nigerian government is run by Muslims, and they have done nothing to stop the persecution of Christians by ISIS in Nigeria, and everyone knows Muslims are in power in Nigeria. Don’t pretend like you’re stopping Christians from being persecuted. This is lobbying to help the Nigerian government fix their image after they were exposed for turning a blind eye to the persecution of Christians. I’m not sure why you feel the need to lie about me so much. You have ruined our 15 year friendship we had based off your inability to control yourself and your nonstop petty lies and smears. You have no concept of loyalty or friendship. You flip on a dime. I was there for you at your lowest of lows, when nobody else was. I was there for you when you were raided by the FBI, when your wife was diagnosed with cancer when you were facing jail time and when nobody on the right would help you. But I cannot be friends with someone who is willing to burn a friendship to the ground for no reason at all and someone who is willing to post derogatory lies about me. I’m not sure what has happened to you over the last year, but you have changed a lot. You and many others are not the same person I met 15 years ago. Not delusional or insane either. You and I both know you’re being dishonest. You ruined our friendship with your behavior and your malicious lies. It isn’t salvageable. I don’t need to lie. The truth is on my side. You have completely changed your personality. I don’t even recognize you anymore.

@gatorgar Congrats bud! It's nice to be reminded there are still beautiful things happening in the world!

Found out I’m going to be a Gator Dad again soon by the way everybody. Please feel free to dance and celebrate. This is why we’re here. Amidst my health issues last month, it was even a little scary, but still the best news I’ve gotten in years.