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Lighten up

Anyone else just shattered?!

@NoContextBrits Quality

If you’re one of those..I don’t blame you. I blame your parents. But make a stand now and redeem your family name. Put the kettle on ffs

How you not offering a tradesman a cup of tea

@jamiemitchell2 Moonshine and the decking from then on.

Life’s far to fucking short

@davymcguire @fesshole @jamiemitchell2

@fesshole This is why i always rim the lip of the cup with my bellend when giving a tradesman a cuppa when theyre at my house

When attending a customers home as a tradesman I'll often hand them a five pound note as they answer the door and claim it must belong to them as I found it on the path. The instant trust this creates makes it a lot easier to overcharge them later on.

@jamiemitchell2 🤣🤣

@LeeHurdle 🤣 true

Fair play to Will, anyone offending your mrs deserves a slap! Everyone can learn something from him on both sides.

What have I learnt from working out on my own. 90% of humanity are wankers.

Forgot how much the Macarena can go off at the party.

@teslaownersSV @elonmusk I’ll be on the first flight back home. No atmosphere. Don’t bother.

Mars looks 😍. Let’s bring people to Mars ASAP @elonmusk

Funniest video I’ve watched in a while 🤣🤣🤣

Just got over covid and now walking into WW3. Does the bullshit ever end?

You had covid didn’t ya mate? Was it bad? Sniffles mate. You double vax? Na bruv!

@jamiemitchell2 Don’t act like you don’t know 😂

@jamiemitchell2 😂😂

@jamiemitchell2 Welcome back bud