Gordon Spythe

If it gets children reading, that's all that matters!

@Avalanche Thanks. Looks like shit.

Buried the Crown.

@AndyGlockner Yes, but he’s not a schlub. He’s top 10 in the euro tour this year and would likely get his 2027 pga card that way, but he’ll get better status with this “win”

If you think this is "funny" or "cool" you are an antisocial nihilist. You are the problem. Did the elephants not consider using the legal system to hold bad actors to account instead of just murdering this guy?

@DJPie Scott O’Neil’s plan for funding 2027 is to get run over by a Lexus

@VinceGoodwill Personally, I prefer the NBA Playoffs presented by Google. This ad didn’t have any presenting sponsors in it so it doesn’t feel right

You never know you’re in the glory days when you’re in it. These campaigns used to be so great

@MattJZimmer Lactose intolerant

(Three years later when rival QB burns them for 300 yards) “Why didn’t we offer this guy?” “He doesn’t like ice cream.”

We’re never losing again!

@CSMFHT Timeline playing tricks on me

I thought the moon was made of maíz

@Rockies @uchealth That’s cool! Can I get one without the purple? Like just a gray jersey? That would be even cooler

Hunter rocking the jersey sweatshirt 🤩 Get yours THIS Saturday! 🔗mlb.com/rockies/tickets

in the US we just use this picture

@AndrewDBailey Also, we gotta stop giving free timeouts to review for time. Sure, Duke had a timeout they could’ve used, but the Iowa-Florida game ended the same way and Florida didn’t have one.

Timeline for me on this video. *Saw a shorter clip and posted about how disappointing it would be to see as a Duke fan, knowing no technical foul was issued. *Shared with friends, one of whom said it was fake. *Asked "Grok" if it happened after yesterday's game and was told "No." *Admitted I was duped by a video, when in fact, I hadn't been. *Read a couple confused responses to the admission. *Saw this video from CBS and realized the video was always real and from the immediate aftermath of yesterday's game-winning shot. Internet in 2026 is tough for an increasingly old man.

161-1 is still in play

It's time for one last pull of Conan O'Brien's Walker, Texas Ranger Lever. Rest in peace, Chuck Norris.

@ekrapcha It would take a lot for me to forgive what mascots have done to me, but if there’s a giant version of the Idaho logo, I may be persuaded

@HeyYoEZ And we have two bands and two mascots in the house for game 1. Let’s see who really shows up.

Ready for a day of games in OKC! #marchmadness #mmselfie

@5ClubsGolf @fried_egg_golf @BrendanPorath @THEPLAYERS @Garywilliams1Up @SiriusXMPGATOUR @SIRIUSXM @TPCSawgrassAGR @TheAthletic @CamYoungLegion @GolfChannelLA @GolfCentral Shoutout DJ’s drive at Kapalua. Greatest shot of all time?

.@BrendanPorath of @fried_egg_golf says Cam Young’s 375-yard drive on 18 at @THEPLAYERS could go down as one of the most memorable drives in the tournament’s history. And when you pair that power with improved putting over the last year… it’s easy to see why Cam keeps putting himself in position.

@CCHAHockey @AugieMHockey GOATai

🏅 The top individual honor in the league. Josh Kotai has been named #CCHA Player of the Year! 🎉 #CCHAHockey | #CCHAHonors