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@alfkkifine Except in this case the women are the gorilla that gets the banana every hour

Sometimes male anger at ‘women getting special treatment’ reminds me of a gorilla experiment. One gorilla gets a banana every hour. The females next to him get one every four hours. Then someone decides to be ‘fairer’ and gives the females a banana every two hours instead. The original gorilla? He flips out. He’s still getting his banana every hour, but it feels like a loss because his advantage shrank. That’s how a lot of men react to basic fairness for women: not as justice, but as theft.

@pheezy4keeps @it_Rutie I swr like say we no go sabi d brand with or without the nylon

@ItsOnlyIfe @it_Rutie A whole Eva guyyyy

Solo date. 🥰

@bolaji2488 @it_Rutie I tell you… Just eat ur food and stop forming

@ItsOnlyIfe @it_Rutie I thought i was the only one😂 Eva won't even want someone like her to advertise for its product, when there are better models or celebrities😂😂

Are they orphans or pets? Cos I’m not getting the relationship between wanting a thick girl and feeding them… Were they in an homeless shelter before they met the man or in the zoo… Cos you’re sounding like think girls are exotic animals like monkeys or parrots who’s feeding you have to take into consideration before buying one.

niggas be wanting thick girls but can’t afford to feed them

@dammiedammie35 Greed

Women will take themselves out and order rice, one piece of chicken and a bottle of water. Let man take them out, you’ll see them start ordering Japanese fried rice, Greek chapman and other things wey dem never chop before…. Why ?

@Ladan_wachiko @Dammi_Esq Marry early ke? Omooo you will see shege

@Dammi_Esq Earning big or small, Just Marry early. Marriage no stop hustle.

Men, what do you really consider financial stability? 🤔 I’m 30, earning 200k monthly, not married yet just trying to understand where I stand. Am I on the right track or still far off? Be honest what should a man be earning before settling down? 👇

@Dammi_Esq There shouldn’t be a fixed amount but if he’s able to comfortably cover the bills for 3 people than he’s okay to get married

@Jummie_ke Ain’t nobody got time 😂

Those of you who watch movies on 1.5x or keep forwarding… are you possessed? 😭

@c0mmandderr @Ugochukwu96_ Hmmm…braised deer is soo yum

Is this rhetorical or are you looking for recipes?? 😭

@magnif1ciegx @KerenKBitto To glory 😂

@KerenKBitto The 1st sentence, please 😂😂😂 Pick you to where?

The day I said I have received more help from men than women, dem wan “pick me” to glory. But this is just the truth. I recall once needing a loan of 500k two years ago for a hospital emergency from family house. I literally told this girl I’m ready to give her my car papers as collateral because it is way more in value than the loan sum, she asked “don’t you have guys toasting you”. I got the loan from a male lawyer (who has never ever toasted me), using same car papers as collateral and repaid him in installments and with interest. Women supporting women stops at social media posts o. Once you need actual help, they will refer you to a man or develop deafness. Wait until you now try criticizing the wrongs of a woman, you suddenly become a “male centered woman”. I am MALE LOVING not just centered because men have never failed to come through and not just financially.

@masterverse2 @KerenKBitto Exactly

@KerenKBitto She didn't want to get a long from a man... she wanted you to bill a man of 500k

@Lumihdazzle @KerenKBitto @The_Khalifaa Dis ur lie wear jeans ooo…Ahn ahn

@KerenKBitto @The_Khalifaa Wow! Mine is opposite. My female friends are my go to person. The males will always remind me how i turned them down. Even the ones i have assisted financially who didn't pay back.😂😂

@KerenKBitto 😂 dem wan wound you with yass queen

@jonathanx404 @James_choice05 He’s a royal simp

If a man steps up to love and raise another man's child... is that Strength or does it make him a Simp?

@liamASAP 😂 una no normal for these streets

You really have to know the bible to understand this humor.😂

@invis4yo Now that was a twist I was not expecting

Were they watching during slavery?

@somtodeyforyo The local Kpoms is actually a very good source of protein and fibre trust me…you’re in good hands

E be like say I go buy ponmo ,too much of chicken dey cause cancēr.

@TrollFootball 😂 good one

Trafford: At 4-0, I was getting bored, so I asked Nunes to give away a penalty… then I saved it.