Ivan 🇺🇸 🤠
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Ivan 🇺🇸 🤠
@Ivantheboomer
✝️ Jesus loving Conservative. I punish myself being an Oklahoma State and Dallas Cowboys fan. 🤠

🚨BREAKING: Charlie Kirk Banner Coming DOWN From Department Of Ed Building In DC—Don't Worry Though They're REPLACING It With Erika Kirk Out Of Respect. 🏫🦅" Move over, Charlie. The "Widow has arrived! 👑 Maintenance crews were spotted this morning at the Department of Education building in D.C. taking down the massive Charlie Kirk banner. But if you thought the "Kirk Era" was over, think again. Sources say the cranes aren't leaving—they’re just making room for the Erika Kirk upgrade. 🚩🏗️ THIS POST IS SATIRE











Blue hair in the Pre Check line “I love your pendant, what tribe is that?” “Choctaw Nation, thank you.” “Where is that at?” “Oklahoma” “It’s really good to see the culture coming back- ” “I mean, it ain’t never left.” “Oh, of course! You know, can you believe all the stuff in MN?” “I know, right? It’s like they can’t deport them fast enough… I honestly wish they would just cut us wagon burners loose on them… do you like effigy mounds?” 👀 *brain breaks in half* Literally one of my favorite pass times. Never gets old.



Q: "Why didn't you tell U.S. allies…about the war before attacking Iran?" President Trump: "We wanted surprise. Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?"










And you’re American, so shut the fuck up about Israel? Is that how this works?




















