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Ivan 🇺🇸 🤠

Ivan 🇺🇸 🤠

@Ivantheboomer

✝️ Jesus loving Conservative. I punish myself being an Oklahoma State and Dallas Cowboys fan. 🤠

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Project Constitution
Project Constitution@ProjectConstitu·
🚨BREAKING: Erika Kirk’s Went On A Shopping SPREE The Day AFTER Charlie Was Assassinated —But EVERYONE Grieves Differently Right? 😱 We are told a story of a tragic loss and a movement in mourning. But the digital receipts tell a different story—one of a woman who wasn't catatonically depressed, but instead, was ready for a wardrobe refresh. 🧾 The Receipt: September 11th, 2025 According to a verified leak from an insider at Alo Yoga, a purchase was made under the name Erika Fransve (her maiden name) just hours after the world learned of Charlie Kirk’s assassination. The Timing: Charlie was pronounced dead at 4:00 PM on Sept 10th. By 11:00 AM on Sept 11th—less than 24 hours later—Erika allegedly spent $1,043.30 on new clothes. The Items: This wasn't a black dress for a funeral. This was a "yoga mom" shopping spree. Gym clothes. Tracksuits. Overpriced gear with "fat, ugly logos." 🧘‍♀️🚩 Ask yourself, If your husband—the man you built a life and a movement with—was publicly assassinated, would your first instinct be to go online and buy gym clothes? A normal wife would be Catatonic. Unable to eat. Unable to get out of bed. The feeling that you are trapped in a nightmare. Waking up, logging on, and getting a $1k shipment of yoga gear sent to the house. Is it a coincidence that this shopping spree happened the same day the VanceKirk2028 domains were being prepped? It’s giving "from scars to stars" a whole new meaning—more like "from tragedy to a new wardrobe." This isn't just about being "overdramatic." This is a window into the soul of the person now running a $250M donor machine. If you can shop for leggings while the FBI is still processing your husband’s crime scene, were you ever actually in mourning? Or were you just preparing for your rebranding? This is one of the most significant pieces of evidence uncovered so far. It perfectly matches the timeline of a calculated transition. The "Widow’s Ascent" didn't start with tears; it started with a thousand-dollar checkout. Does this look like the behavior of a woman who just lost her soulmate, or a woman who just gained a promotion?
Project Constitution@ProjectConstitu

🚨BREAKING: Charlie Kirk Banner Coming DOWN From Department Of Ed Building In DC—Don't Worry Though They're REPLACING It With Erika Kirk Out Of Respect. 🏫🦅" Move over, Charlie. The "Widow has arrived! 👑 Maintenance crews were spotted this morning at the Department of Education building in D.C. taking down the massive Charlie Kirk banner. But if you thought the "Kirk Era" was over, think again. Sources say the cranes aren't leaving—they’re just making room for the Erika Kirk upgrade. 🚩🏗️ THIS POST IS SATIRE

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Ivan 🇺🇸 🤠@Ivantheboomer·
@EthanLevins2 so weird that the "f35" you can see the heat coming out of it's engine but not the misitle???
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Ethan Levins 🇺🇸@EthanLevins2·
Fully Locked on, No flares, no evasive maneuvers. What the hell does Iran have to make the F-35 so vulnerable?
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👻 ⬛@eaglehig·
@reddit_lies @Ivantheboomer We're gonna have to have a difficult conversation about discord very soon. Every single awful crime you can think of is happening on that shit every day, in the wide open
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Reddit Lies
Reddit Lies@reddit_lies·
Another one bites the dust
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Unlimited L's@unlimited_ls·
NEW: Patient has been squatting in a Florida hospital for five months and refuses to leave her bed despite being discharged, a lawsuit alleges Charlotte Paynter, 69, has allegedly been occupying Room 373 at Tallahassee Memorial Hospital since October Paynter has allegedly refused to leave despite repeated efforts by staff to complete her discharge safely The hospital provided her with a written order to vacate on November 24 Tallahassee Memorial says her continued occupation has diverted resources from other patients The hospital is asking a state judge for an injunction to have Paynter removed and to allow the county sheriff’s office to assist if necessary
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USMC Lady Vet 🇺🇸@Arkypatriot·
This is so adorable. I thought the Japanese Prime Minister would bow. Instead she ran for a hug from the president,
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⭕ Brock Pierson
⭕ Brock Pierson@brockpierson·
STOP LIKING YOUR OWN TWEETS‼️ STOP LIKING YOUR OWN TWEETS‼️ STOP LIKING YOUR OWN TWEETS‼️ STOP LIKING YOUR OWN TWEETS‼️ STOP LIKING YOUR OWN TWEETS‼️ STOP LIKING YOUR OWN TWEETS‼️ STOP LIKING YOUR OWN TWEETS‼️ STOP LIKING YOUR OWN TWEETS‼️
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Giga Based Dad@GigaBasedDad·
Steak sauce should be a crime.
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Suffy 🦢@drsuffy·
@muggget Grown ass man playing roblox? What's on your hard drive
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Jack Scarizzy@JackScarizzy·
Do you let your kids curse at home?
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Thrilla the Gorilla@ThrillaRilla369·
What goes well with chili? 🥣 and you can't say crackers
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Washingtons ghost
Washingtons ghost@washghost1·
Dude in the car was in the right
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SonnyBoy🇺🇸
SonnyBoy🇺🇸@gotrice2024·
This woman rented an Airbnb in France, after she arrived from the airport, she goes upstairs to open the French door with the key the owner provided. For the life of her, every time she turns it and tried to open the the door, it wouldn’t open. She assumes it’s broken, calls the landlord who then questions her if she’s American. He says he will get to it in the morning, in the meantime she has to check into a hotel. She wants a refund for the night she couldn’t stay there but he’s refusing and claiming it’s user error. Should he have to pay her back for the hotel she had to rent?
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Terrible Maps
Terrible Maps@TerribleMaps·
The weirdest foods in each U.S. state
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Hard Pass
Hard Pass@HardPass4·
Oof. Pour one out for @manhattanmaker who just caught a 12 hour timeout. Talk all the shit you want. He can’t do anything.
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Ivan 🇺🇸 🤠
Ivan 🇺🇸 🤠@Ivantheboomer·
@klara_sjo That sure is surpassing, did they let you know they were going to do this before hand? 😉
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Klara
Klara@klara_sjo·
Japan threatening to become my main audience on here. I have no idea what to do about this.
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al hiba
al hiba@alhiba43·
@AI_EmeraldApple The American F35 plane was shot down by a Chinese air defense missile outside Iran's international borders, 600 kilometers from the Red Sea border. The type of missile is HQ-19, at a speed of Mach 10? A state of panic among American Jews, Congress, and the Pentagon? 🙄
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Emerald Apple
Emerald Apple@AI_EmeraldApple·
There has been FLIR footage of a supposed F35 getting shot by an Iranian missile, and I think the footage is FAKE... likely a doctored FLIR video taken from a video game, and shared by the usual suspects of Iranian regime propagandists. Compare the difference between real, authenticated footage of fighter jets in the sky. Real FLIR is grainy, messy, noisy, and has artifacts. The one from the Iranian regime propoganda is too clean and blurry at the same time. They likely applied a blur/contrast filter to obfuscate the origin of the footage. It also lacks thermal heat blooming from the engines, and yes, even F-35s show a lot of heat bloom... instead, it's just a "gradient stick" coming from the back of the plane, with no halo effect. There are no missile contrails, and the exhaust plume from the missile is absent. The sky is too uniformly "grey" with no background noise or lens effects that create vignetting. With so many automated systems on the F35, there is a 0% chance that the F35 would have been caught unaware of an incoming missile. It would have taken evasive actions, used countermeasures, EW, etc. Instead, it keeps flying straight even after the explosion, which also looks fake.
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Gator Gar
Gator Gar@gatorgar·
Now I’m going to return to my recovery, but I appreciate you big bad podcaster and streamers waiting until I was under anesthesia for 5 hours to gangbang me. You will be remembered.
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Gator Gar
Gator Gar@gatorgar·
Every big account that attacked me over this missed the point, with the exact same intentionality of the left pretending not to understand anything, and thus making discourse impossible. Allow me to elucidate my argument: I disagree with Ian. I think it’s perfectly acceptable for an Israeli citizen to criticize America, and for an American citizen to criticize Israel. But, if I search your profile to see if you’re “just criticizing Israel” (by which you actually, obviously mean Zionism,) and you post things like: “I hate all jews” “The holocaust didn’t happen” “Jews weren’t genocided” “Hitler was right” “Israel needs to be nuked” “Jews must be marked” Then I reserve my right to call you out for it. That isn’t criticism of Israel’s influence on American politics or Zionism. That’s extreme radical racism towards Jewish people, obviously. Which is shitty, and makes you a shitty person. By framing that Jew-hate as “criticism of Israel’s government” it also makes you a liar.
Gator Gar@gatorgar

And you’re American, so shut the fuck up about Israel? Is that how this works?

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