Natural Stupidity beats AI

@GhostofGrievous @DavidFallon954 @MargoMartin47 @Essdoesntspeak @AlCoholic190957 He was talking about Irish and Italian Americans in this primarily. I better not see you celebrate St Pat's day or eat pizza, you unassimilated Mick-Wop motherfuckah!

@DavidFallon954 @MargoMartin47 We're posting Theodore Roosevelt quotes? I'll go next, though the Democrats will hate to see this. Also, Biden is a draft dodger. @Essdoesntspeak @AlCoholic190957

President Trump asks AI President Roosevelt…“Do you consider the Panama Canal your greatest achievement?”

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Attention everyone don't worry this is just my all caps post about running out of fertiliser

@gottahikefast THE FARMS ARE OUT OF FOOD

Oh it's HAPPENING happening

@bucketcapacity @bartonovopolis Common W from the undisputed GOAT

@bartonovopolis Been like this since 2001

How becoming an adult in the 2020s has been feeling thus far

@curtling61155 @Apocaloptimist5 What's even one thing they've done for black people since 1865?

@Apocaloptimist5 No he’s exactly the same he just votes republican now - you know the party that freed the slaves, gave blacks the vote so because he votes that way the left have to destroy him any way possible, that’s why I left the democrats

Did he act like this back in his early 2010s liberal darling phase and everyone just gave it a pass, or did he break his brain on drugs and memes sometime between then and now?

@War_Machine63 @MilitaryCooI @USMC *trifled, but I suppose that's what you get for expecting a jarhead to have a sophisticated vocabulary.

@MilitaryCooI @USMC Are not to be trampled with...

@frankiefey @Oddbase_ You're thinking of Polygyny. Source: the single semester of Anthropology I took.

@Oddbase_ because historically it has never been consensual and the wind almost always blows in the favor of one man owning multiple women, is the issue

we live on the same planet as female genital mutilation, the Taliban, and polygamy. this is just not the kind of misogyny that matters. this is a luxury belief

@UkeCreature What is the practical difference between a Boltzmann Brain and a simulated consciousness?

mycologists-“you’re not actually a human, it’s statistically likely you’re a mushroom” computer scientists-“you’re not actually a human, it’s statistically likely you’re a simulation” physicists-“you’re not actually a human, it’s statistically likely you’re a boltzmann brain”

@CantEverDie It should be Turkia. No english common proper noun should require diacritics.

i've been noticing english media refer to Turkey as "Türkiye" more and more recently, when are we going to start calling it "Nippon" instead of Japan

Oh, this thanksgiving is going to be a return to the puritan tradition (praying and fasting)

@Crusader412 @JHookAgain @nocontextmemes Then it's not a "field trip" is it, it's just a normal day off. Did you have to pay for bus fare or call out sick when you did field trips?

@JacobP_003 @JHookAgain @nocontextmemes Why do you have to get paid? I mean I get it, PTO is nice but this experience pays itself off.

@talesroxy @JosephPolitano In Australia, one parent has to be a permanent resident OR you have to live there for the first 10 years of your life. Also, I just used a map of "The New World" when I made this because it was already transparent

@JacobP_003 @JosephPolitano Wait why is Australia on this

@AndreTI @aidan_smx @normalmadeline OR the type of person that seeks to do moderation work pro bono. Their payment is their absolute monarchy over their little digital fiefdom.

@aidan_smx @normalmadeline It's a real case study in how little power a person can go mad with.

This is literally how it feels to ask a question on Reddit

@JHookAgain @nocontextmemes With what PTO

@nocontextmemes You know you can just do this now right? You just have to organize it yourself

@the_lord_norman @CuteBrute718 @anitamaxxing Because shoplifting is a crime of poverty? Why would a person in the top 10% risk a felony charge over an amount of money they wouldn't even notice leave their checking account? You have a bizzare ignorance to the wanton greed of your "betters"...

@JacobP_003 @CuteBrute718 @anitamaxxing retaildive.com/news/walmart-r… they’re removing it from select locations. Why are things not locked up in rich areas?

brick oven pizzerias are better than summer camps that venerate the murder of immigrants actually

@JordanT56546 @RepMarx1890 ethyl bromoacetate was the earliest, and as the name suggests, it has Bromine in it. If you don't know how bad that is, look up "Bromism"

@JordanT56546 @RepMarx1890 You just used a more verbose term for "tear gas". That's not a type of chemical. That's a purpose. Again, "tear gas" back then was not nearly as short term in effect as now. It was a weapon of war, not primarily used in civil unrest

@the_lord_norman @CuteBrute718 @anitamaxxing What do you think Walmart's economics of scale are

@JacobP_003 @CuteBrute718 @anitamaxxing What do you think Walmarts margins are

@the_lord_norman @CuteBrute718 @anitamaxxing They're not. They're just adding 2-3 employee checkouts because they realized their clientele is too stupid/old to operate an iPad, so let the luddites and imbeciles have one open lane so they don't complain. And you mean rich areas. Whiskey-Tangoville has security, I promise.

@JacobP_003 @CuteBrute718 @anitamaxxing They’re rolling that back rn, and why don’t they have nearly as much security in white areas?

@painfulant @midwestern_ope No because then Wisconsin wouldn't be 26 for some reason???

@midwestern_ope I think a midwesterner made this.

Notice how the Midwest is the only region without any red