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@codeaflau Code AFL is the biggest load of negative dogshit you will ever read. Every piece of hot steaming shit they produce is dripping with poor, inaccurate takes and pissing on whatever team is not going well. Do you cunts actually enjoy the game?

Essendon unveils its newest great white hope in Sullivan Robey at Gather Round ... but is he just another distraction from the Dons’ list distaster? ANALYSIS ▶️ bit.ly/4ed5owo

@SilentGhost263 If this selection paralysis is real as you say, then Scott needs to be firm and clear on what he wants. That’s his job - give clarity on the direction he wants, context on why he wants it this way and stick to his gun and do not deviate. I’m not so confident he does that.

you can definitely feel that Scott & the selection committee are torn. on one hand they clearly want to play the kids in proper, significant roles at AFL level. on the other hand they can't just drop all our senior bodies or risk leaving the kids without protection or support.

@historyrock_ The fuck is wrong with the audio?!?

Van Halen performing "Panama" Live at Billboard Awards, 2015. Eddie showed the crowd how to play a guitar. The constant smile on his face when he plays is so beautiful. Same as it was over 30 years ago. The man truly loved what he did.

@SilentGhost263 Yeah I think this is well overdue. Hope the young fella plays well and nails a spot.

WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Give him at least month straight as a full time Midfielder Brad!! if it doesn't work you'll never hear from me about him again!!

@PatrickRyen @ScooterMcNeice Depends what we want. Guelfi did a great job cutting Bailey Dale out of the game after half time.

@ScooterMcNeice I wouldn't be bringing in anyone ahead of Guelfi based on what I saw last week. But we will see what the coaches decide.

From Brads presser: Sullivan Robey travelling with the team so he is either an emergency or playing. Gut feel he is an emergency (my view). Ridley back in. Sharp and Fiorini both in rehab and looks unlikely. Wont surprise if Nguyen comes in for Guelfi in forward role

@WG_RumblePants Mark and Steve Waugh.

I’ve been trying to think of 80s and 90s cricketers who missed out on the franchise revolution, but who may have been big money players (if they’d had the chance). So far I’ve got: Sir Viv Richards Sir Curtly Ambrose Courtney Walsh Sir Ian Botham Darren Gough Graham Gooch Robin Smith Kapil Dev Anil Kumble Mohammad Azharuddin Allan Donald Lance Klusener Javed Miandad Saeed Anwar Imran Khan Wasim Akram Waqar Younis Who have I missed out?

@punt_rd Fuck they sounded fantastic in this concert.

Guess which album just got me through the gym…!?

@PaulZauch Ever thought maybe it’s because interstate clubs are strong at the moment? Your bias is showing through.

Ever notice how these “top target” stories always seem disproportionately about non Victorian players? At the moment we’ve Ben King, Zak Bailey, Zak Butters, Logan Morris … The footy media are as partisan as Trades Hall. National competition? Give it a spell.

@RonnyLerner Yep, pretty funny.

If he doesn’t enter the ground on a blue Batmobile, I’ll be extremely disappointed

@MoggedByZinger @georgrampling Get a life, stay off Essendon threads you fucking gronk. Do you even enjoy football?

@JakeELee25 @georgrampling Win a game dumbass

HOLY FUCK, Essendon have done something legendary

@MoggedByZinger @georgrampling Here he is, right on cue. Don’t even have to bait the hook. Loser.

@georgrampling Anything but winning a game of football lads

@Lwkpetite Norgs.

@au_samschriever Psychotic and inaccurate on so many levels. Life is just a game on PlayStation isn’t it? Just switch shit around as you please.

@1116sen It’s an unwatchable pile of dogshit, but you go off mate.

Does it get any better than that! 😱 Football is well and truly alive! Fallout: bit.ly/4dZX0QQ | #AFL

@edman7462 @3AWisfootball @essendonfc See you in 3 days on here in another Essendon based thread about not getting Merrett more like it.

@JakeELee25 @3AWisfootball @essendonfc see you in sept...in 50 years!! :D

It's fair to say a few eyebrows were raised about the post during last night's game. FULL DISCUSSION + INTERVIEW 👉 nine.social/16TS

@edman7462 @3AWisfootball @essendonfc Rent free mate. So many of your kind on here can’t get over it. Chin up mate, Mitchell will find someone else to take out to lunch then fail to make a trade for them. He specialises in it.

@JakeELee25 @3AWisfootball @essendonfc Im not butthurt. I was against the trade. I am 100% in on schubert, Nairn and Jack Dalton. #essendumb Losing and calling it winning

@edman7462 @3AWisfootball @essendonfc Sigh….another butthurt Hawthorn supporter. Can’t you just enjoy the fact that you are a finals team and a lot better than us. Geez.

@3AWisfootball Let's be real they can talk up how great things are @essendonfc but the scorelines, lack of effort, & celebrations by merrets wife at their demise is reality. Not trading merret was one of the biggest missteps in Aust. Sports history. Efc, worst run club in sport right now.

@StephanieAfrica Good question.

Edward’s starts next week. Who goes out for Caddy? May? Langford?

@BigRick555 The new Jye Menzie.

Day-Wicks fights so hard and wins the ball extremely well but he has zero composure and the worst disposal in the agl

@BomberRicko @wim91 Will be great to see him and Ridley play together.

We have categorically found one in Jacob Farrow. In only his second game he finished with 21 disposals at 90pc efficiency. His 358 metres gained the third best for the Dons. Only one clanger.