Jeremy's Retirement tweets

@XMartinsMusicX Who indeed? Massive omission 😰

My Top 10 Favourite UK Bands... Who are You adding? 🤔 1. The Beatles 2. The Rolling Stones 3. The Smiths 4. Led Zeppelin 5. Roxy Music 6. Pink Floyd 7. The Stone Roses 8. The Jam 9. Radiohead 10. Joy Division

@nelsabbey Won’t be renewing license next year if you keep platforming this idiot 😰

Good illustration of why class and race are a double hurdle: A 35-year old Black TV personality, seemingly fluent only in 'road', and displaying a similar grasp of affairs to Skinner, wouldn't be platformed on Question Time. Except as Dizzee Rascal on Newsnight style parody.

Why do our broadcasters cover live these rambling incoherent BS Trump meetings with his sycophants? They are propaganda not news. If they are to be shown live there should be real time rebuttal of the lies. And perhaps the occasional pointing out of the many many promises made at previous such meetings or deals, agreements, resolutions which never materialised. Just as Trump is played by Putin so the media are played by Trump.

Just when I thought I couldn’t love Anthony Bourdain more…

“Practice any art… no matter how well or badly, not to get money and fame, but to experience becoming, to find out what's inside you, to make your soul grow.” - McKellen reciting Vonnegut

@UTDTrey It’s not really a feeling - it’s what you’re praying for 😂

Why do I have a feeling Arsenal will beat Everton and Man City will drop points again💔

What if 1/2/3% of a players 💯 auction cost over a certain amount was sent to the cricket club where the player started (or split between if more than 1). Would be a great way to filter some money back to grassroots and reward clubs and volunteers for their hard work.

I can't believe human were gifted a planet with full of trees, fruit, water, animals and sunshine and then they invented debt, capitalism and war

He is the Man to be Nominated for the Nobel peace prize

Spain you have the respect of the world‼️

🇪🇸 Spanish King Felipe on Gaza — “We can’t remain silent or look away from the devastation. The bombing of schools, hospitals & places of refuse can never be forgiven” 🔥 In a world full of Trumps & Netanyahus, Spain is giving the ray of hope for humanity 🫡❤️

I see Farage is off to Mar-a-Lago to talk down Britain and suck up to Trump. There's nothing patriotic about cheering on a foreign leader whose illegal war is sending British families’ energy bills through the roof.

Spanish Minister of Culture, "Countries that believe in international law have to stand up (to Trump)" Krishnan Guru-Murthy, "Who else in Europe agrees with you?" Spanish Minister of Culture, "There's a growing consensus that it's useless to deal with Donald Trump's vanity or personal interests" "We have felt a strong European solidarity after the trade comments by Trump" "The VP of the European Commission said: any attack on the trade interests of Spain is an attack on the EU because trade policy is with the EU"

Yes, and I'll soon be making my first speech as the King of Denmark. Watch this space!

@horton_official Sick woman.

If you’re not in the Epstein files, you’re a loser says Victoria Hervey. Unrelated recent photograph from her instagram

@Mr_Husky1 Well done..👏👏👏👏

Watch this, then still try to tell me this deadly shooting was justified. 👇👇

@Mawfred63 @waitrose Shocking - useless response. They should be chasing every store in the country to fulfil your order 😰😡

You are taking the piss @waitrose. How can you justify taking orders placed weeks ago??? You did this last year too. 16 people coming for a Christmas and you do this????

@Jaswanarth @piersmorgan 😂😂

@piersmorgan They should surrender the final wickets first thing tomorrow. Aussie chivalry incoming...... I'll get my coat...

FFS… 🤦‍♂️