🏴Jesse Capra 🏴

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🏴Jesse Capra 🏴

@JesseCapra0

I'm probably shitposting. The original ho scarer. Anarchist. I probably don't like you. Sometimes I write random shit very poorly. The Caucasion Sensation

Minneapolis, MN شامل ہوئے Mart 2022

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🏴Jesse Capra 🏴@JesseCapra0·15 Eyl

This whole Charlie Kirk thing has been like a 4th Trump election for me, which is really fuckin scary. Not because I'm losing actual close friends, but because I'm losing friends over saying "violently murdering a man in front of his children over his beliefs is wrong."

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@cynicallycute It does what to the rage, miss?

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That just spokes the rage 🤣

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🏴Jesse Capra 🏴@JesseCapra0·1h

Finally a fact about this state I can be proud of

WTF@mrwtffacts

In 2019, police arrested a Minnesota man who took his terminally ill wife out of a nursing home to hold a "death party" for her. Authorities said that during her final hours, she used meth, listened to metal music, and had sex.

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Have this one coworker who's your typical mild mannered good little Christian lad. He had to put in a work order for one of our tire change tables. "Loose hoes on second tire machine." We will never allow his torment to end.

Syed Noman Amjad (SNA)@syednomanamjad

Found the opposite of sugar daddy! 🙂

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@TheEbonyMaw @IterIntellectus @wannabedarko and I saying "gucci." 😭

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vittorio@IterIntellectus·1d

just heard someone say "mogging" and "-maxxing" unironically at 35yo

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So a couple of the younger kids (young adults not literal children) at work have this typical goth e-girl in their friend group who apparently said "whatever I did is working," and I have no idea how I feel about that.

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"The world won't even be here in 30 years," is the single funniest thing this man has ever said.

Dubs⛧@onlydubsX

Seth Rogen explains why he doesn’t want children, saying it seems like a dark, stressful life with small moments of joy, adding how much he enjoys life without them 👀🤔 “You don’t need kids.” “The world won’t even be here in 30 years.”

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@MrsKonradCurze Flight of the Eisenstein was my first HH book and Garro remains my favorite (with Tarik being a close second) to this day.

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@MiddleearthMixr Which company is it, king?

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The Middle-earth Mixer@MiddleearthMixr·1d

my mom threatened some company that wouldn’t refund her that she would “tell her son to make fun of them on Twitter”

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@Thebeardedpew @SpillTheMemes It is for the ones who get to play with it.

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The Bearded Pew@Thebeardedpew·1d

@SpillTheMemes This insinuates the federal budget is fun to play with.

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Spill The Memes@SpillTheMemes·1d

My back hurts 😫

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🏴Jesse Capra 🏴 ری ٹویٹ کیا

Mortarion, the Prince of Decay@XIVMortarion·1d

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Kaceytron spent years being that "dumb bimbo bitch that plays League of Legends," then revealed it was all an act, only to also reveal she's actually even worse.

Leigha Sapienti@Leigha_Sapienti

Twitch Streamer Kaceytron reacts to Hasan Piker's meltdown on ShoeOnHead and says that if Shoe cares so much about the "incels," she should go fuck one. "Like I don't know, it's like Shoeonehead if you like care so much about these incels, go fuck one. okay?"

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@spaceshark23 @ManVsMiniatures @probablytired2 Hey don't be talkin' about ma' bois in the 18th like that.

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Sharky (Samurai Arc)@spaceshark23·2d

@probablytired2 i didn't know they was salamiggers

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Probably Tired@probablytired2·2d

Horus Heresy era dangels have so much sauce bros

🖤 💙 ❤️ Bear ❤️ 💙 🖤@ManVsMiniatures

Asmodai, the Master of Repentance, will redeem you of your corrupted search histories. Be redeemed and join The Nameless. #MayTheIst Be With You #DarkAngelsDay

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@spaceshark23 Ngl I don't know Dark Angels lore very well at all. I figured he'd have been dead during the HH.

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Sharky (Samurai Arc)@spaceshark23·1d

@JesseCapra0 he is alive

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Sharky (Samurai Arc)@spaceshark23·2d

So now that the Dark Angels are reintegrating some of the Fallen I guess we'll be getting a Cypher resculpt and Luther mini soon, right? #MayTheIst #DarkAngelsDay

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@spaceshark23 Looks like I'm stopping at Michael's before I head home to grab a new paint pen. 🤣

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Sharky (Samurai Arc)@spaceshark23·2d

@JesseCapra0 i think it'd look cool on all the orange armor plates

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🏴Jesse Capra 🏴@JesseCapra0·2d

So I was looking at my very very small Eldar army and am now trying to decide I'd I should do the tiger stripes on all of the orange, or just stick to the helmets...