Katherine Fernandez Rundle Parody

I ♥️ using my official office as Miami State Attorney to advance my political career.

@PeterSchorschFL Hi, @PeterSchorschFL! 👋🏼 How much is @culvert paying you to not talk about me? I’m using my office to investigate 1st amendment protected rights? Investigating Rs for legal activities is 🔥. I just pay people like you to report on it. Checks mush be💰 @KathyFndzRundle

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@Jason_Garcia It’s called the first amendment, Jason.

Another corporate giant in a regulated industry working through a dark-money nonprofit to influence public policy.

Don’t forget to shout-out @mbar62 for being the back channel to these “anonymous” records received by @orlandosentinel!

Why isn’t @PeterSchorschFL reporting on the corruption going on in my office? @KathyFndzRundle @Fla_Pol

@KathyFndzRundle No one wants to work for my corrupt office.

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OMG, we do the same! 😆 Tim VanderGiesen is currently doing this. We investigate completely legal activities from our adversaries so we can hand over documents straight to the press. Your welcome @anaceballos_ & @Jason_Garcia! @culvert @KathyFndzRundle @JoseJavierJJR @jcp717

@jcp717 This is terrifying.

@KathyFndzRundle YES! Come join my team of corruption 🥳 @Annette_Taddeo @JoseJavierJJR @culvert #TimVandergiesen

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@Jason_Garcia We, again, would like to thank @mbar62 for this riveting article thats behind a paywall no one can read. 😂

New: The Alabama man who fronted a dark-money nonprofit that promoted "ghost" candidates in Florida Senate races also fronted another dark-money group that helped Florida utility companies fight a petition drive to deregulate the electricity market: orlandosentinel.com/news/os-ne-pre…

@KathyFndzRundle @MarsysLawforFL Let’s shed light on the corruption in your office @jcp717 @Jason_Garcia @mbar62 @JoseJavierJJR @culvert @Annette_Taddeo

I am proud to join the #ShedLightOnDV campaign by encouraging everyone to replace their front porch light, or lights inside their homes & businesses, with a purple lightbulb during this #NationalDomesticViolenceAwarenessMonth. @MarsysLawforFL youtu.be/OSUG2l41caw

@Mike_Grieco @jcp717 It has to be depressing how much you loathe that man. He consumes you all.

@jcp717 I’m waiting for him to go somewhere in Florida and post how much it sucked…guess he’ll save that for South Beach.

@KathyFndzRundle @JoseJavierJJR @culvert @Annette_Taddeo @AnnaForFlorida @mbar62

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@KathyFndzRundle @jcp717 @culvert @JoseJavierJJR @Annette_Taddeo

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@AnnaForFlorida @JeffWeinerOS @orlandosentinel @Jason_Garcia Also, Anna… I know your party doesn’t care about shooting themselves in the foot, cause they do it every cycle. But don’t be surprised if your party nominees for gov have a VERY hard time raising money. @Annette_Taddeo, you realize what you’re doing with this lawsuit, right?

@JeffWeinerOS @orlandosentinel @Jason_Garcia Local journalism matters!!!

New: After @orlandosentinel identified the possible leader of a secretive political group involved in a key '20 FL Senate race, a judge is allowing another attempt to serve him with a lawsuit seeking to reveal the group's donors. Story via @Jason_Garcia: bit.ly/3iCdRvM

@AnnaForFlorida @JeffWeinerOS @orlandosentinel @Jason_Garcia 😂 no it doesn’t. Especially since we now know @Jason_Garcia doesn’t write his own stories.

@JeffWeinerOS @Jason_Garcia @orlandosentinel Hahahaha. It’s not even the appropriate venue. Hahaha. You can’t make this shit up. That needs to be dealt with at Elections commission. Also please credit the REAL author of this story: @mbar62.

@jcp717 Couldn’t agree more. Also, State Attorneys should NOT be allowed to have a partisan election. It’s asking for corruption and political investigations… @KathyFndzRundle

@jcp717 So bold of you.

@KathyFndzRundle @TooMuchMe

Corruption at its core. And a love affair in @KathyFndzRundle’s office. Tim and Annette 😈