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Dexter Methorphan

@Koffee_Mark

An old Jew drinking a V8. I missed some of you, I detest a lot of you, and I'm not listening to others. Pipe down and get a juice box.

Your Mama شامل ہوئے Nisan 2021
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Dexter Methorphan
Dexter Methorphan@Koffee_Mark·
My uncle played cards with Don Rickles in a regular poker game late in life. I met him once in Tahoe where my uncle was playing, I think I was 14. He played it up, gave me a hard time, and then called me kid and told me to make sure my uncle took me someplace good for breakfast, that everyone overlooked breakfast in Vegas. He was a super nice guy.
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Gangster Cinema Central@GangsterCinema·
Quentin Tarantino recalls early in his career, visiting the set of Casino and meeting Martin Scorsese for the first time - and having an “embarrassing” encounter with Don Rickles. “I’d never really met Martin Scorsese before. I got an invite to visit the set of Casino. I’d met De Niro before, but I’d never met Scorsese, and now I was actually going to go onto a Scorsese set — and he knew I was coming. The whole idea was that I’d come by for an hour or two before lunch, watch him shoot, and then we’d have lunch together… Don Rickles was in the movie, and he was on set that day... I’ve just done Pulp Fiction. I’ve only done two movies. I’m meeting one of my heroes for the very first time… This is - the gates of Oz opening up, and me going to meet the Wizard. So, I’m walking in to meet the Wizard. I walk onto the set, and they kind of see me. Then Don Rickles goes, ‘Quentin, thank God you’re here! This guy doesn’t know what he’s doing at all! Thank God a real director has finally showed up! This cat is out of it. Please, this is a disaster. It’s a disaster! Please save us from this wreckage. You are a talented man! We need your talent!!’ Oh my God. Now Marty’s laughing. The crew is laughing. De Niro’s laughing. I wanted to hide under the carpet. Cold sweat.”
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Dexter Methorphan@Koffee_Mark·
@TeamHusted Tell your crosseyed stooge of a boss to answer his office phones. Husted doesn't hear from anyone because he doesn't care.
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Team Husted@TeamHusted·
Sherrod Brown said he doesn’t hear about immigration from voters “except people on the far right.” Well, voters spoke loud and clear when they fired him two years ago. Ohioans remember Brown's border crisis. We'll keep him retired this November.
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Hodari@Hodari11·
@Chicago_History What I want to know is why da boy have two plates 😂
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Dexter Methorphan@Koffee_Mark·
@spinfisher Seasons in the Sun The Night Chicago Died The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia Part Time Lover *end transmission**
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spin 🇺🇸@spinfisher·
What is the worst pop/rock song of all time and why is the answer always “We Built This City?”
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R.G. Ryan@RGRyan777·
Ahhh man! I absolutely hate posting this. #RIP Walter Parazaider, saxophonist, and founding member of the band Chicago who lost his 6y battle against Alzheimer’s. He was 81. It’s hard to single out a band that was more influential on my musical development than Chicago.
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Calm.Leavess@CalmLeavess·
@Koffee_Mark @topher_crux @GeoRebekah Do what you want but you're not going to come here telling me or anyone else that suddenly, men are incapable of being predators and creeps towards little girls. The mens bathroom is not a safe place for them but I can also recognize that fathers have to take them in there.
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Rebekah Jones@GeoRebekah·
Girl dads: Do not bring little girls into the men's room. We do not want little girls exposed to adult, male genitals. You are welcome to bring your girl(s) into the women's restroom. Just give a knock, say you're a girl dad coming in, and you'll be fine.
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Dexter Methorphan
Dexter Methorphan@Koffee_Mark·
@Datphillykyd @CalmLeavess @GeoRebekah She seems fixated. It’s a personal issue for her. I don’t know if she’s a parent or not. The assumption that I would willingly expose my child so nefarious events is grotesque.
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Calm.Leavess
Calm.Leavess@CalmLeavess·
@Koffee_Mark @topher_crux @GeoRebekah I find it sad that you are insulted that women are calling out men like you for acting as though the men's washroom is a safe place for little girls. You would have to be an extremely ignorant and gullible person to truly believe that.
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Dexter Methorphan
Dexter Methorphan@Koffee_Mark·
Here’s the thing. I raised my kids. They’re grown. Well adjusted. Normal and we’re not traumatized. That’s not anecdotal it’s factual. Why is it okay for you to “co parent” for a bunch of people you don’t know? And as a parent, when my child had to go, there wasn’t time to negotiate and the likelihood of a child being traumatized by an angry loudmouth like the shit person in the video is exponentially worse than being shielded and protected by a caring and conscientious parent in a bathroom. And a lot of those men at urinals are parents as well and were polite and respectful. Please don’t reply to me. I’m not interested in your uninformed, overly generalized insults to me as a parent.
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Calm.Leavess@CalmLeavess·
@Koffee_Mark @topher_crux @GeoRebekah Any man who is using a urinal is exposing himself. You cannot say that isn't happening and so why would it suddenly be okay to bring a little girl into a space where a man is doing that? It doesn't matter if there's a partition or not, that doesn't make it okay
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Covie
Covie@covie_93·
Here is Georgia Republican senate candidate praising University of Mississippi students making monkey noises at a Black woman.
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Dexter Methorphan
Dexter Methorphan@Koffee_Mark·
In my entire life that has never been something I've experienced. I'm discussing the reality of having a child, not some hypothetical "bad situation" imagined by someone I've never met. If you honestly believe that men are exposing themselves to children in bathrooms even with a parent present, I'm not sure how you function in life. Having to go to the bathroom is a natural need, children understand that, and trust their parents to protect them. That was my job as a father, if I ever for one second thought that I was putting my daughter at risk, I would have made a different plan. Your comments are presumptuous and insulting.
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Dexter Methorphan@Koffee_Mark·
@AbsoluteAutism Are you fucking serious? I’ve known since it came out in 1982 and learned the lead singer was Alison Moyer
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AbsoluteAutism@AbsoluteAutism·
How old were you when you found out it was not a dude that sings this
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Dexter Methorphan@Koffee_Mark·
@CalmLeavess @GeoRebekah I carried my daughter in and kept eyes close to my shoulder. Men get pretty close to the urinal. Nobody is standing 4 feet away and hook shotting urine.
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Calm.Leavess@CalmLeavess·
@GeoRebekah I sincerely need all the men who comment about men not exposing themselves in the men's washroom... The fuck you think you're doing at the urinal? That and men will purposely further expose themselves at the sight of a little girl..
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Dexter Methorphan
Dexter Methorphan@Koffee_Mark·
I’m a 62 year old father of three. The number of times I’ve seen exposed genitalia in a men’s room is low enough that I can’t even quantify it. My wife, a pediatrician trusted me to know what was best, whether knocking and checking on my daughter in the women’s bathroom or taking her into a men’s bathroom. Nothing nefarious happened. My daughter is 25. People need to calm down and mind their business.
adam@_adamdoug

@GeoRebekah What do women think goes on in a mens room? We go in, pee, wash hands and leave. Most of us are not waving ourselves around. Take your kid to the restroom however you want - no one cares.

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