Dishy Matsepe

Personally I believe Michael Carrick is not the coach needed for @ManUtd, the same way I believe Ntate Pitso is not the one for @KaizerChiefs. Or maybe I'm judging the book by it's packaging, only time will either prove me right or wrong.

@FabrizioRomano 3 years?

🚨 Anthony Gordon: “I wanted to play for Barcelona since I was 3 years old”. Here with agent Adam Dugdale and Unique Sports CEO Will Salthouse after the official unveiling.

Are we even gonna win any game in the World Cup mara???

Yeah no leave Sundowns alone. 😂😂🙌🏽😮‍💨

This one is not like the other ones...

@Atleti @FCBarcelona_es

HERE WE GO! Hemos enviado un fax al @FCBarcelona_es con nuestra oferta de traspaso: 4 entradas para el concierto de Bad Bunny de mañana, una suscripción anual al ABC y una bolsa de pipas. Esperamos ansiosos la respuesta para preparar el ‘announce’.

Marrying unattractive woman is something I cannot do in my life. Thinking for the kids of course...

@SizweDhlomo 🤣🤣🤣 He still tried to continue with all that...

😂🤣😂

Don't stop at Spaza shops that DISP fund yona? All your funds for SMMEs don't materialize but money gets distributed, to who is the question???

@AdvoBarryRoux But it's been a dying business from 2010 nje

The Taxi business is going down!

@alexsithole He is next after the Spaza shop shandis. 😂😂

You are incharge of Back A Buddy fund for inkomo Ka Petersen jiki jiki wena you are buying full set of sound with monoblock and crossover? 👀

@Stayela206 They should also go in those apple and citrus farm. 😂😂

At Lowpal Timbers in Mbombela, over 59 illegal foreign nationals were reportedly found working alongside just 15 South Africans. 😩 Yet we're told there are no jobs. Jobs do exist. Enforcing immigration and labour laws could open more opportunities for unemployed South Africans.

@SimphiweSimpra5 This is where the Spaza and Tuck shop fund comes in to play

EmaXesibeni in Eastern Cape looking this empty tells you everything. Shutting down foreign-owned shops means nothing if South Africans are not stepping in to trade and keep our towns alive. This shows how much we’ve lost control of our own towns. We can’t celebrate empty streets. The goal should be to put our own people in control of the economy here. Until that happens, we are just stuck.

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Fui vegetariana 8 años y que hoy coma carne de nuevo es un logro puro y exclusivamente de mi novio

@dumebihers17104 You should swap the 'e' and the 'b' on your name.

I wish people would understand that petite is about height not body size.

@FabrizioRomano what did you say?

@piersmorgan @_DeclanRice You trying too hard...

BOOOM! Finally, common sense prevails. Congrats @_DeclanRice 👏👏👏👏

Their women?

@utdshows This is the first time he actually spoke something that makes sense

🚨🎙️ Paul Scholes on the possibility of Michael Carrick bringing Marcus Rashford back into the Manchester United squad: 🗣️ “Deep down, I know there’s a huge temptation for Carrick to bring Rashford back into this United squad. But honestly, I genuinely believe that decision could end up becoming Carrick’s biggest mistake as a manager. Since arriving, he has made a lot of smart decisions and slowly rebuilt stability around the club. Reopening a relationship that already feels completely broken would be an enormous risk. For me, that chapter already looks finished. The healthiest outcome for both Rashford and United now is simply to move on separately.”

Does @MercedesBenz know the official name of their vianos? 😂😂

Never seen law enforcement this active against illegal immigrants. If it was like this from the get go, we would be very far as a country.