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Dear sister, You went in to bring forth new life, but you gave yours in exchange. You'd always wanted a baby girl as your first and you had her, only to leave her behind in hours. Rest well big sister. This isn't goodbye.

@instablog9ja That must be a very terrifying thing If someone has such hatred for me in their heart, I pray to see it on their face

That look of h*te… once you see am, you can’t unsee it 😳 You don ever experience am? Wetin you do after? 👀👇

@kenkenlewu She's absolutely right

“If I were offered ₦10 million monthly to return to Nigeria, I still wouldn’t go back. There’s comfort and peace of mind here. I am using an electric stove to fry chicken without worrying about power outages I can only visit and go back.” — Nigerian woman living in America says.

@oneman_official Hmmmmmmm?

@Lady_EMF Maybe it's training.

Few years ago, when I was struggling, I wrote a business letter to my uncle. This is an oil engineer that rolls with Femi Otedola and other heavy weights. The business would cost 300k. He didn't answer the letter. I wrote a letter because he always want everything to be in writing. This morning, he came to my side and after I served him drink, he asked how I was doing, and I gave the the usual 'fine'. He spoke about my letter. After 7 years. He said he knew I'd be able to figure it out by myself, that's why he decided not to help. It's either he's trying to flatter his way out or I'm very stupid.

@Onomz_D1 Abeg nau🤣

@Lady_EMF You be big woman

Let’s hear it; 👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽 How much was your first ever SALARY???

@talk2veee It's showing on his face already

You people should mark his face 🥲

@tope_adeagbo Shame unto you people that have an issue with daily change of boxers

They will say you’re not hygienic, even if I’m a billionaire I won’t change boxers everyday No be me una go turn to woman.

@TadyJerry So daily changing of boxers is what will turn you men into women? Shame!

Wear one boxer daily Wash your dick after peeing Squat when you're peeing This is how they turn you men into women. They're telling you how to behave like women. You're not a woman that discharge unnecessary fluid that you need to change boxer daily. You don't pee all over your dickhead that you need to wash it like women wash their vaginas because they pee all over it. You don't have a vagina that scatters your pee when you do it. You pee straight, stand and pee. Discard every bullshit that wants to take away your masculinity, you hardly even smell, bath daily and smell nice.

@ChiKanmz Single men should go for single women and leave married women alone, no matter the temptation or offer

@Lady_EMF Explain

In all your sexcapades, avoid married women In all your sexcapades, avoid married women In all your sexcapades, avoid married women

@Uche_Gloriaa You still have two kidneys?🤣

Serious question,what’s the quickest way to get rich?

@Uche_Gloriaa That's great

I love how a banger tweet moves,so you mean 5k people saw my tweet in one minute 😳😳🤭.

@thatforexguy3 Shiiiiiiiii

where did the guy hit ?? g-spot or infection spot ? 😭

@M_Meano Love is in the air

I feel I might end up with one of my mutuals, because the connection I feel when she engages my posts is surreal

@iamklausenburg It's not a chicken race We shouldn't let ourselves be pressured unnecessarily

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@iamklausenburg And once the trust is broken.....🤦

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@iamklausenburg Yes! Noted

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@kenkenlewu That's a horseband I feel sad for her

My neighbour’s husband has a habit of stealing from his wife’s shop to spoil his side chicks. Not once. Not twice. Anytime the wife isn’t around, he helps out in the shop, picks a few things, and gives them away. She has complained several times. He apologises… then goes right back to it. Last week, she travelled. When she returned, a ₦50,000 bag was missing. She asked her husband. He said he knew nothing about it. On Sunday, at church… she saw the bag. On another woman. She knew the girl was her husband’s side chick. So she stayed calm. Quietly called her brothers; “Don’t let that girl leave after service.” The girl sensed what was coming. Before it got messy, she confessed: “Your husband gave it to me.” She returned the bag immediately. When they got home, the husband rushed to lock up the shop and said: “I’m the one who opens it for you. I can do anything I like.” The shop has been locked ever since.

@kenkenlewu That's why we all have to be very careful out there One mistake and it lives with you forever and worst part....a child may suffer for it

Having a child with the wrong man is the most costly mistake many women never heal from. And it is costly in ways that go far beyond money. It costs her peace, her mental health, her freedom, her identity, and sometimes her entire future. Because a bad relationship you can walk away from and never look back. You block the number, you delete the photos, you heal, you move on, and eventually his name stops hurting when you hear it. But a child ties you to that man permanently.

@ClovesFia Okay, foam would be okay for her too

@Lady_EMF Dermatologist told her to use foam or light cotton cloth

As a human being, why don't you bathe with sponge?