
charlize theron at "The Old Guard 2" los angeles premiere held at the netflix tudum theater ✨
Darth Dreadwar 🔺
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@LordDreadwar
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charlize theron at "The Old Guard 2" los angeles premiere held at the netflix tudum theater ✨

@LordDreadwar no, you SHOULDN’T put the pussy on a pedestal. Why a mere pedestal (pedestrian, proletarian, BORING) when you can build a towering monument in the Valley of the Tombs on Korriban (using the labor of thousands of slaves over decades) instead?

@LordDreadwar @nosilverv i should have guessed ;) Darth Theron

@yifever prometheus stole fire to impress a foid



@davidzmorris Beyond your wildest dreams, indeed

god is a woman

Natalie Portman on the set of ‘Star Wars: Attack of the Clones’, 2001.



@LizzyStarrrdust Many men (most men?) experience sex as something that happens in the context of a committed relationship that required various forms of significant “investment” on their part. They have never experienced, and will never experience, being the object of intense spontaneous desire





We're going to make Charlize Theron fucking immortal bitches

@lumpenspace Find the smartest mind you've impressed, follow his scheme to the letter, even if takes you to the Bahamas or Hollywood
