EatMyShortsPlz 📉

@DevorahChaya @Average_NY_Guy And I allllmost forgot but something reminded me 😉 CHRIST IS KING FUCK THE SOS

@LucciCrypto @Average_NY_Guy Keep telling yourself whatever you want to feel better about your empty, meaningless life.

If you’ve never experienced Passover in an Orthodox Jewish home, it’s almost impossible to understand how far it actually goes. People throw around the phrase “spring cleaning” and think that’s what it is. It’s not. It’s a full teardown and rebuild of how you live inside your own house, all for just one week. It doesn’t start a few days before the holiday. It starts weeks, sometimes even months earlier. Every cabinet gets emptied, every shelf is wiped down, and every corner is checked. We’re not just cleaning dirt, we’re on the hunt for chametz, any leavened grain product. Bread, cookies, crumbs, even something that fell behind a couch months ago. You move appliances, you vacuum inside drawers, you scrub surfaces you normally wouldn’t even think about, like high walls. Some people take apart their ovens, some pour boiling water over countertops, others line entire kitchens with foil or special coverings so nothing that touched chametz during the year comes into contact with Pesach food. And that’s just the beginning. In many homes, especially more careful or Hasidic ones, cleaning alone isn’t enough. The entire system gets replaced. Separate dishes, separate pots, separate utensils that were never used with chametz all year. Some families have full Pesach kitchens packed away in boxes eleven months of the year. And it goes further. In certain homes, you won’t eat there unless you know exactly how that kitchen was prepared, down to the smallest detail, and many won’t eat anything that wasn’t prepared in their own home, even if it’s from close friends. Then comes the halachic process. You don’t just clean and call it a day. There’s bedikat chametz, the formal search the night before Pesach, done with a candle and a blessing, where pieces of bread are traditionally placed around the house and then found. The next morning is biur chametz, burning whatever remains. Anything you can’t realistically get rid of gets sold through a rabbi in a formal transaction called mechirat chametz, because owning chametz on Pesach is forbidden, not just eating it. Then the eating itself changes completely. For seven or eight days depending on where you are, there is no bread, no pasta, no flour products unless they are specifically made as matzah, which is unleavened bread made quickly so it doesn’t rise. And matzah itself is a whole world. It has to be made in under 18 minutes from the moment water touches flour, because otherwise it could start fermenting and become chametz. Some only eat shmurah matzah, which means matzah that has been supervised from the time the wheat was harvested to make sure it never came into contact with moisture. Others insist on handmade matzah, not machine. There are also families who won’t eat anything that has even a question of moisture that could have caused fermentation. Then you have kitniyot, which is legumes and similar foods like rice, corn, beans, and peanuts, which adds another layer. Ashkenazi Jews, Jews of European descent, traditionally don’t eat these on Pesach. Sephardic Jews, from Middle Eastern and North African backgrounds, generally do. So even within Orthodox Judaism, what your Pesach looks like depends on your background. One family is eating rice, and another wouldn’t let it into the house. One family is comfortable with certain processed Pesach foods, another will only eat simple, basic items they prepared themselves. And it keeps going. Some peel every vegetable because maybe something touched it in a factory. Others won’t use any product unless it has a very specific Pesach certification, meaning rabbinic approval that it meets all Passover standards. Many won’t eat out at all, not even in kosher restaurants, because they don’t trust anyone else’s standards. In certain homes, even food prepared before Pesach won’t be touched once the holiday starts. Everything is fresh, controlled, and intentional. Then comes the Seder. It’s not just a meal. It’s a structured reliving of Yetziat Mitzrayim, the Exodus from Egypt, guided step by step through the Haggadah, with four cups of wine, matzah on the table, maror eaten to feel the bitterness, korech put together like a reminder you can actually taste, children asking questions, and everyone leaning like free people. It’s built to make it feel like you yourself left Egypt. And that’s the point behind all of this. We’re not just avoiding bread because of some random restriction. Chametz represents inflation, ego, something that rises. Matzah is simple, flat, controlled. The Torah commands us to remember the Exodus as if you yourself left Egypt. All the cleaning, all the restrictions, all the effort, it forces you to step out of your normal life and enter a completely different mode. You feel it physically. Your house looks different, your kitchen functions differently, your diet changes, your schedule changes. You can’t ignore it even if you wanted to. And if you step back, it’s actually insane in the most literal sense. Thousands of years later, Jews are still removing every crumb of bread from their homes because of something that happened in Egypt. Entire industries exist around this. Families plan their lives around it. Kids grow up expecting it as normal. There is no other nation on earth that has maintained something this detailed, this demanding, and this consistent for this long. Empires came and went, languages disappeared, cultures vanished, and Jews are still arguing over how to kasher a countertop and whether a product is acceptable for Pesach. You can call it stubbornness, but it’s more than that. It’s continuity, it’s identity, it’s a direct line from the Torah to a kitchen in Brooklyn in 2026. And for those of us who live it, it’s real. It’s exhausting, it’s expensive, it’s sometimes overwhelming. But it’s also something we take seriously in a way that barely exists anywhere else. Because this is what it means to be part of Am Yisrael, not just believing something but living it in a way that shapes your entire life, down to the crumbs you can’t keep in your house for one week a year. And after all of that, after the cleaning, the stress, the shopping, the kashering, all the details that never seem to end, you sit down at the Seder with your family and it all comes together. You look around the table, your kids are asking the same questions kids have asked for generations, and you realize it worked. This whole system actually worked. It kept us the same people. So wherever you are, whatever your level, whether your kitchen looks like a full Pesach operation or you’re just doing what you can, there’s something powerful about being part of this. Wishing you a happy and kosher Pesach, wherever you are, physically and spiritually.

@DevorahChaya @Average_NY_Guy It’s a literal fact 🤣 please call me a liar

@Average_NY_Guy Imagine that… another little pussy 🤣😭

@Average_NY_Guy Thank you for just demonstrating how much of psychotic cult you creatures truly are. Especially with all your little “God tricks”.

@EylonALevy A jew?

איך קוראים לאדם שמחבל בתדמית של ישראל בעולם?

@MINAJISRAEL Why didn’t you call them a liar?

Stop pushing narratives. Stick to pop culture. Is no one noticing how anti-Israel narratives are being PUSHED into pop culture spaces? Also, this post is misleading. it’s about the death penalty for convicted terrorists, Framing it as “for Palestinians” is intentional & dishonest

@BasedMikeLee Barney the dinosaur wasn’t named until 92’ but as of today the world knows he was with us the entire time. STFU CHRIST IS KING FUCK THE SOS

Electrons have existed as long as the universe itself And yet the word “electron” didn’t exit until 1891 Obviously, that means electrons didn’t exist until then

@IsraelMFA I mean based off of straight efficiency, the middle one will be Satans first butt plug. Let’s ask the pros though, @RabbiShmuley as an expert on butt plugs, do you agree?

We mourn the loss of Captain Noam Madmoni, Staff Sergeant Ben Cohen, and Staff Sergeant Maxsim Entis, soldiers in the Nahal Reconnaissanse Battalion (934th), Nahal Brigade, who fell in combat in Lebanon. Our hearts are with their families and loved ones. 🕯️ May their memories be a blessing.

@TheGreenOldDill **BREAKING NEWS** Barney the dinosaur wasn’t named until 1992 but he has actually existed for eternity You’re a fucking inbred retard 😂

“We didn’t have bacteria 1500 years ago because the term wasn’t even created until 1829.”

VAPES ARE A DEEP STATE PSYOP DESIGNED TO CONDITION US TO ENJOY SUCKING ROBOT DICKS. ONCE AI TAKES AWAY ALL OUR JOBS AND THE ONLY THING LEFT FOR HUMANITY IS TO BE SEX SLAVES FOR ROBOTS!! REAL EYES REALIZE CLANKER LIES!!!! DON’T FALL FOR IT!!! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!

"Weeks away" -11 years ago 😂

@DevorahChaya @Average_NY_Guy You literally have Neanderthal genetics 😂

@LucciCrypto @Average_NY_Guy Keep coping! And keep enjoying us living rent-free in your pea sized brain!

@DevorahChaya @ArchDeltaHound @Average_NY_Guy 😂😂😂 now please tell me about the wire around New York

@LucciCrypto @ArchDeltaHound @Average_NY_Guy 🤡🤥🤦‍♀️ has nothing to do with the shape idi@t! Has to do with if it’s hand made vs machine made. Some Orthodox Jews only use hand made which is always round (for practicality) because it’s made with human intentions, unlike machine.

Charlie Kirk's assassination hits differently when you realize how BIG he actually had become. This doesn’t feel random. Who's really pulling the strings here, and what does “no longer with us” mean?👀

Again.. they’ll never call me a liar 🤔🤣

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@NachumZvi But they’ll never call me a liar.. 🤣

@NachumZvi And if you don’t want the entire world to hate you, don’t rape and kill kids. It’s quite simple.

If you don’t want to be hanged for murder, don’t be a terrorist. It’s quite simple

@henry73094 @NachumZvi 🤣🤣🤣

@henry73094 @NachumZvi 1. The entire world is standing with the Palestinians, terrible read on the room. 2. Thank you for calling them by the true name of the citizens of the country you creatures are currently killing and stealing land from.

@mzpincali @politicalelle I said what I said on purpose, so by your own definition/confession I’m telling the truth 🤣🤡

@LucciCrypto @politicalelle You're delusional. You have no idea what you're talking about. Liar is someone who says something wrong on purpose.

Hamas raped the corpses of Jewish women. Remember that next time Podcastistan starts simping for Hamas again.

@mzpincali @politicalelle Call me a liar so I can post the FULL VIDEO IN 4K plus the HUNDREDS of articles including Israeli news networks, along with videos of the full protests and trial?? Please do it