Justin Macklin

@LocalBateman We all remember the great voyage of the Shitfuck3

@hetmehtaa Grass

i am a cybersecurity guy, scare me with one word

@yamanakanobody Those who live in big cities are on average less familiar with guns than those out in the "country" which is farmland/woods/rural areas

アメリカ人って皆銃撃った事あるの？

@pika_nekopanda Ken Watanabe

海外ニキへ質問です。 日本の有名人と言ったら最初に誰を思い浮かべますか？

I don’t even know

@RepTonyGonzales Treat women like you treat the church. Meanwhile you: "Anal?"

There is a season for everything and God has a plan for us all. When Congress returns tomorrow, I will file my retirement from office. It has been my privilege to serve the great people of Texas.

i tried my best lol

@firearmvideos You can trust the police while respecting your rights as a civilian, too. They don't have to know. brief jail time is better than accidental incrimination.

@JOHNROSE1076867 @front_ukrainian 2 3/4" birdshot doesn't recoil a lot. Might as well strap a cut-down semi-auto shotgun with a full tube.

@front_ukrainian Zero recoil shotgun on a drone is easy, a pipe open on both ends with propellent in the middle and equal shot packed on either side of it. You'll get just as much recoil backwards as forwards so it cancels out.

❗️A 🇺🇦Ukrainian drone with a shotgun shoots down a 🇷🇺Russian Molniya kamikaze drone.

@DonutOperator People complaining about no measurements have never just "eyeballed" a recipe. Gravy isn't rocket science.

Japanese bros keep posting about sausage gravy so here’s the easiest classic recipe. It’s only 4 ingredients: - country sausage - flour - milk - pepper Brown the sausage, don’t drain. Pour flower over sausage and stir until grease is absorbed. Pour milk over sausage. Season with black pepper. Cook for a couple minutes and add more milk until desired thickness. Easy day.

@rootappofficial I think you guys should keep it around. Just a cool addition to any server!

you’ve seen DOOM on a calculator, DOOM on a pregnancy test, and DOOM on a microwave.. now you can play DOOM on a chat and voice platform (ROOT) for this april fools event! (4/1-4/14) HAPPY APRIL FOOLS TO THE DOOM SLAYERS AND ROOT PLAYERS!

@AiPinfu2003 4,5,1,2,3,6 This centers around Vader. You get a good introduction in 4, 5 he drops some lore. 1-3 explore the lore; 6 ends the saga 7-9 are not canon in my eyes.

アメリカ人、スターウォーズを観る順番を教えてくれ。 4→5→6→1→2→3がベスト？ 1→2→3→4→5→6でもいいかな？ あと7,8,9は堆肥ゴミなのか埋め立てゴミなのか分別はどうなってる？

@Witchwatch99 We strictly measure in football fields, school buses, and slices of pizza. Thank you.

…本当に申し訳ないのですが。 単位はメートル法でお願いします。

@officer_Lew I work in IT myself—this happens a lot with executives all the time. The judge isn't in the right, but the IT guy probably could have kept some commentary to himself. Just to make his day less complicated. I'm betting that this judge is well known in the department.

WATCH🚨: IT guy gets called in to handle a courtroom tech glitch and saves the day… just for the judge to flip on him and threaten his livelihood. Power trip much? 👀

@Figglewatts Rotating/moving platforms also have that ability.

game development is weird because sometimes simple things like climbing steps smoothly takes combined days of work to get working

"lowPolyPixelKnight" now on sale. have started selling the low-poly, low-pixel fantasy knight data pack "lowPolyPixelKnight" on itch and BOOTH. We are currently having a launch sale! itch kousako.itch.io/lowpolyfighter BOOTH kousako.booth.pm/items/7592052 The pack also includes Blender scene data and a Unity unitypackage asset (LowpolyPixelKnight.unitypackage). It can be used not only with Unity but also with other game engines. It can also be used in VRchat, etc. Those who purchased the previous version (LowPoly Fighter) can download it directly. ■itchとBOOTHにてローポリ、ローピクセルの ファンタジー騎士データパック「lowPolyPixelKnight」 の販売を開始いたしました。 現在ローンチセール中です！ itch kousako.itch.io/lowpolyfighter BOOTH kousako.booth.pm/items/7592052 また、Blenderのシーンデータ、ならびにUnityのunitypackage形式のアセット (LowpolyPixelKnight.unitypackage) を同梱しております。 Unityのみならず、他のゲームエンジンなどの使用も問題ございません。 VRchat等への流用も可能です。 旧バージョン（ローポリファイター）を購入していただいた方は そのままダウンロードできます。 #lowpoly #pixelart

ROOT GIVEAWAY ANNOUNCEMENT!! we’re closing out the month by celebrating root’s open beta launch and we wanted to thank all of you (our amazing root community <3) retweet this post and enter the gleam giveaway for a chance to win a brand new gaming desktop! winners to be announced on april 4th at 11:00 AM PST! Sign up here: gleam.io/EVqej/root-app… NOTE: This promotion is not eligible for countries outside of the US and must be over 16+ to enter.

@WhiteHouse This is sort of like McDonald's launching a calorie counter.

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@SpookyDeGenaro @shiri_shh Absolute banger of a comment

@shiri_shh My neighbor when I’m sunbathing at 5am

This startup lets you ORDER SUNLIGHT from space to your exact location in 30 seconds 😭

@NASAAdmin @NASAMoonBase Jooooooooohhhnnnn Madddeeeeennn

To build a sustained human presence on the Moon, we are building @NASAMoonBase, prioritizing surface operations and scalable infrastructure.  - Frequent robotic landings and mobility testing including MoonFall drones  - Starting in 2027 nearly monthly cadence of equipment and rovers with scientific payloads landing on the Moon.  - Investments in power, communications, and surface mobility  - Scalable infrastructure to support long-term human presence The objective is clear: build the foundation for an enduring lunar base and take the next step toward Mars.