Pi Man - Cheese Weasel Elect

@69MimiLisa @TDunadan I used to drink and know things. Now I just know things.

@TDunadan @ManPi314 Russ knows things.

@USSGoodGirl I blame the dryer.

I lost my left sock.

It's not even a good color on... whatever that is.

@Sarcasmcat24 I hate that you're hating hate.

@parodynickadams @USSGoodGirl Or... move 4,792,460 out? Electoral college number goes down and increases elsewhere? Also, tax income decreases in CA allowing those who voted for higher taxes and handouts to pay for them? Just some thoughts.

@USSGoodGirl Your son is switched on! Maybe he can help move 3,000,000 to California:

The boy: wait until Kamala is our governor and Newsom is the President. Me, if that ever happens:

@USSGoodGirl Wills can be rewritten for a reason...

@elonmusk pulls out the brain-sucking cockroach reference. Seems appropriate.

@Sarcasmcat24 I hate hate too!

@Texas_Made67 I get hit on more when I wear my wedding ring. It's anecdotal. Maybe women believe I'm "safe" to flirt with or find a stable, provider alluring. Someone termed it "Monkey Branching" and "Mate Poaching". I wear my wedding ring to honor my wife and deal with the rest.

Other than when necessary for work safety, why do some men that are married choose to not wear a wedding ring? I'm not sure how I'd feel about that.

@cactusncookies WINNING!!

I got a raise today!!! It was a raise in my medication dosage but it’s still a raise!

@JebraFaushay That look you get when you fart and hope nobody notices...

It’s adorable when accounts deactivate so they can skulk on their burner accounts to see if people miss them, then they make their triumphant return to accolades and how much they were missed. Like, how much attention do you need? Lying about your fabulous life isn’t enough?

@USSGoodGirl The girl's got this!

The girl has an interview this morning 🤞🏼

@ClaireFosterPHD This probably has something to do with it...

Trumps secretary of defense.... are we supposed to pretend that isn't a SWASTIKA ????

Do I smell butter cookies in our future @cactusncookies?

@69MimiLisa She's past her expiration date.

It’s long past time she was put out to pasture.

There's a Smollett chance it happened.

People will be put off by this but still have casual sex with other people who are also having casual sex.