MimiLisa 2.0

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@pissantsky @CNewhampshire Someone needs to.

@CNewhampshire @69MimiLisa Why’s he picking on you?

WARNING @69MimiLisa JOKE: A musician told me he was going to hit me with the neck of his guitar. I replied, “Is that a fret?”

@CNewhampshire You never do 🙄

@69MimiLisa I don't see how this warrants violence... 🙄

@69MimiLisa made a soup entirely from ingredients extracted from the atmosphere… It was a broth of fresh air!

WARNING @69MimiLisa JOKE: What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line.

@69MimiLisa told me about the snobby couple that just moved into our neighborhood, Lisa said that they live Tudors down.

@CNewhampshire 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

@Spare_Monkeys @CNewhampshire

@CNewhampshire @69MimiLisa She really thinks you're #1 !

WARNING @69MimiLisa JOKE: A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?" She said, "I'd love to be ten again." On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and they went to a theme park. He put her on every ride in the park - the Death Slide, The Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear. She had a go on every ride there was. She staggered out of the theme park five hours later, her head reeling and her stomach turning. Then off to a movie theater, popcorn, cola and sweets. At last she staggered home with her husband and collapsed into bed. Her husband leaned over and asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being ten again?" One eye opened and she groaned, "Actually, honey, I meant dress size!"

@Spare_Monkeys @CNewhampshire Are you sure about that?

@69MimiLisa @CNewhampshire You know that was a funny one !

@CNewhampshire @Spare_Monkeys

@Spare_Monkeys @69MimiLisa Now that's how you give stars!

@Spare_Monkeys @CNewhampshire

@CNewhampshire @69MimiLisa LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 That was a good one ! I actually belly laughed !🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

The expression I make on my face when @69MimiLisa catches me in her pantry...

@CNewhampshire 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

WARNING @69MimiLisa JOKE: What do you call an extinct hunchbacked bird? The Quasidodo.

@TnNationalist 😂😂

@69MimiLisa I thought of it first They’re just a bunch of copy cats 😂😂😂

I will buy you food Me flirting 😂😂😂😂 Have a peaceful evening everyone 🧡

@DrunkRepub What a guy 😂

Can’t right now. Busy.