Mehluli Mwale

@TheLifeZoomer yah kunzima

@Mehlu Bayasijwayela abantu abanothileyo.

I know we are all sinners and all have fallen short of the glory of God…… But those elite Harare SDA elders and Pastors 😭💀 😂😂😂😂We see you. Those ones sin in HD quality. Full suit. Big Bible. Powerful Sabbath greetings. Then immediately after church they’re discussing tenders, side chicks and who must be removed from committee and dirt politics 😂 The love of money has bewitched everyone. Some church leaders there can pray for 45 minutes straight while hiding enough secrets to start a Netflix series 😭✋🏾 Judgement Day will need a separate boardroom session for certain Harare SDA elites ngoba hayi 😭😂

@MahosiMaxwell @Jamwanda2 You can say that again, so many unjustified costs.

@Jamwanda2 The better you know that it's now much easier to buy goods in China than SA the better. If anything Zimbos are doing Sascos a big favour by still giving them business. Durban port is full of thieves that's why Zim cos now prefer Beira or Maputo. Let's build our own country

@Thimothei146145 @Am_Blujay 2008 when l was a seasonal farm labourer in Tzaneen Letaba Estates, Mlungu told us not to fetch firewood from the farm but buy paraffin from his grocery shop. One guy stood up to that nonsense even with a firearm raised

@Am_Blujay Only a Zimbabwean can stand up to a white man loke that. They don't fear this people

Bro was ready to be unemployed 😭😭

@Landlord015 @penuelist_ Mozambique ports are actually cheaper

@penuelist_ KZN would turn into Haiti, there would be a coup every month and South Africa would rather use Mozambique ports than deal with KZN thugs

What's stopping kwaZulu from becoming an independent state like eSwatini??? Then the economy can be nationalized, especially the ports, farms & mines. And all Zulus there can get a monthly dividend from the king, of R10,000 per month.

@penuelist_ Kambe oNgizwe babe ngamakwerekwere eJozi

@Rich_Remy23 @TimesLIVE Natural is beautiful, a job is what is needed now so she could change her life and that of her parents

@TimesLIVE Nonozana Dlamini If I had a company I would hire you Nkhosi. You made it through the hardest times. The fact that you couldn't afford to have nails, new hair style and new dress ,I can imagine the situation you had been living under while as a student. 🫡

A young graduate who walked onto the stage without a new or “classy” dress has captured the hearts of many South Africans after an emotional moment with her mother at the University of KwaZulu-Natal. tinyurl.com/yptujnsf

@MistonMacmiston @Jamwanda2 Yandipedza iyo

@Jamwanda2 Solid response backed by market research kkkk. Do I need a passport to sell lattice?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Chidocee1 @Am_Blujay Not only papers, lomuthi ngabafowethu laba

@Am_Blujay Confidence of someone who has their papers in order 😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥

This Malawian 🇲🇼 brother was not moved at all 😂

@Phumzile2024 @Am_Blujay Thint'uMalawan uzobona izbunu zenyoka

@Am_Blujay Isn’t this what foreigners are asking for? To talk nicely to them not fight. Are they hearing or they prefer forceful removal? Seems from your tweet you think talking is bluffing

@wilsonmakazaa @Jamwanda2 Musina taxi industry relies on these cross border traders. One week without movement they will sneeze

@Jamwanda2 Chimbovharai madununu aya adzidze

SOMEONE IS THINKING, NOTICING! ZIMBABWE SITS AT THE MOUTH OF AFRICA’S STRAIT OF HORMUZ!!! Ngatigarisane zvakanaka!!!!!

@archfordmabuka @Jamwanda2 And those jobs they are cryong for will be lost. They have started crying because of Manhize steel plan (Dinson). They have foreseen that business is going

@Jamwanda2 Correct, in 2025 South Africa exported US$31 billion to African countries. This is massive, should African countries retaliate some seismic shifts could be felt. Of that Zim imported US$3.8 billion from S.A.

@gondo_nicole @TheLifeZoomer You right there, l enjoy his writing prowess everutime he posts something. Had one girl l liked before I even got the second chance, she changed school angazi ngimdinge lam🤣🤣🤣

@TheLifeZoomer You are in the wrong profession Tazo. Reclaim your authorship job. Just learnt about the “unpaid internship” and wonder how long my other half was in this role before it became a permanent position 😂🤣🤣

I once had a full-time job… chasing a girl who never even advertised the vacancy. For two solid years, I was out there submitting applications, doing overtime, bringing premium effort, while she kept me on a permanent “we’ll get back to you.” No yes. No no. Just vibes and a dangerous amount of hope for a whole solid two years. Eventually I scheduled my own final interview. Cornered her like HR on a deadline and said, “Be honest, am I hired or what?” She looked me dead in the eye with a tantalizing smile and said, “You don’t have a sweet tongue.” That was the day it clicked. I wasn’t the candidate. I was the unpaid intern.😀😀 But here’s where it gets strange………… I never really stopped thinking about her. Every now and then, she’d show up in my dreams, usually going through a rough time, reaching out like life had finally put her on hold instead of me. At some point I was worried my wife would hear calling out her name in my dream😂🤷🏽‍♂️ Fast forward years later, I’m back in Zim, and something in me says, go find her. So I did. Tracked her down through an old school contact. Ended up in Nketa, where she was living with her kids. We sat down, and I finally asked the question that had been pending for years: “Two years I chased you, why didn’t you ever like me back?” This time, the answer was softer. “Ngangimncane, ngangikakwazi.” (I was young, I didn’t know any better.) I changed the subject immediately to avoid funny emotions creeping in😀😀 She opened up about everything that had happened since. Rough relationships, a failed marriage, three kids, life doing what life does. I just listened. Felt the weight of it. Gave her a hug, left a small $US gift, and said my goodbyes. And strangely, that was it. That two-year rejection finally closed. Years later, in a moment I didn’t even plan. It’s been 14 years since that meeting, and not once has she shown up in my dreams again. Now I’m here wondering…….. has anyone else ever experienced something like that? Or did my subconscious just finally clock out of its unpaid internship? 😄🤷🏽‍♂️ Am I the only one or we are many?

@matigary I can relate Mhofela

In December, I drove my assistant home after she had had a little too much to drink at our office party. Although nothing had happened, I decided not to mention it to wife, who being a suspicious person, could be very jealous. Later that night, my wife and I were driving home in the car when I spotted a single high-heeled shoe under her seat. When she wasn't looking, I picked up the shoe and tossed it out of the window. Later, as we got out of the car at home, my wife asked, "Honey, have you seen my other shoe?" The life of a husband is so complicated!

@Rukudzo82272991 @matigary pfuti chete

@matigary My next trip to SA will not say much....Ndongoti "Ziri Bhoo" or ndopfeka hangu cap yakanzi ZimBhoo ye ku ZTA😀.Kutyeyi hedu mu region yedu ye South Africa.

South African lady asks her lady compatriots who they are dating if not dating Zimbabwean men. She is asking a great question 😂

@KingzaleAshira1 @GiftAbr67478127 My wife went through this three times. When we quarrel l look at the girls and say truly she has sacrificed a lot for me to be called a father ang brush aside what makes us fight

@GiftAbr67478127 My wife has gone through the same situation a week back... respect to all mothers out there you really sacrifice your lives to bring us into this challenging world.. blessings to you all

I look at my scar from the screen of my phone and all I see and feel is pride. A scar so small yet mighty. It shows the strength that abounds in me, even in my subconscious. It is a permanent reminder of the power I possess. In face of fear or hopelessness, all I need to do is look down my belly to remind me of who I am! Shout-out to all mothers 🥹🥹🥹

@Am_Blujay @BIINBELLO sad

@BIINBELLO I don’t wish that on anyone

Zimbabwe 🇿🇼 Ronald Mujuru drops flowers on each of the 6 graves he lost his wife and five children in a car accident , he lost his entire family 💔

@tetz_7 @NeoRepublic_ZA Power in numbers

@NeoRepublic_ZA Buffaloes are unique, they fight for their kind. Humans would have sold out🙆‍♂️

We are not SAFE both on land and on water💔💔💔😭😭😭

@TheLifeZoomer @TariraiMadamom2 Yah if you cross Chitete sulubhekise eLusulu. One nature walk singama youth eNgorongoro chitete sakhonjiswa ukuthi iLusulu iphambili

@TariraiMadamom2 Makes sense. Thank you for that correction. I only went there twice.

Good evening. Quick one: Is Lusulu in Binga or Lupane? In my story I wrote Lupane, but here’s what I remember. First time going to see my father, we boarded an F. Pullen bus from Hwange and got off in Lupane centre. From there, we waited for another bus from Bulawayo (red and white). That one was heading to Lusulu. We crossed Shangani River, went further, and got dropped off at Masebebe (Kana 6).( Emaguswini) I was told Lusulu was just ahead from there. So, those who know the area well, am I right or about to expose myself as a storyteller? 😅😅

@abishadamba @TheLifeZoomer Same here. Happy sabbath

@TheLifeZoomer I enjoy your story telling!

Someone asked what happened after the wedding: After the wedding, we went to church the next Sabbath like two people reporting for judgment day 😅 We expected side-eyes, whispers, maybe even a small “disciplinary committee reunion.” Instead? Everything was normal. Announcements time: “Let’s welcome our newly wedded SDA couple.” Church: AMENNNN!!! 🔊 Me in my head: “So, what was all the fuss about last week?” 🤣 Just like that, the 5-year censure vanished like airtime after one WhatsApp call. Now, that 5 years wasn’t random. Back in 1996, I was Deputy AY Leader when the pregnancy news surfaced. Before rumours could run faster than kombis, I reported myself. Yes, self-snitching for Jesus. 🙏🏾😂 I stepped down, confessed, and chose to face it head-on instead of disappearing like some people do when life gets hot. Result? Demoted from stage to permanent backbencher status. No singing. No presenting. No mic. Just vibes and silent repentance. For 5 years, I was basically a “spectator Christian.” My saving grace? Apprenticeship job - Sabbath half-day shifts. So I only attended afternoon services. My wife? She carried the full load. Every Sabbath. Pregnant. Same light blue maternity dress for months. Buttons fighting for their lives by month 7 😭 Eventually we upgraded to a 2-piece.( Photo below) Budget said: “This is the final boss outfit.” 😂 Still, she never missed church. Sundays? AY programmes together with a growing bump and growing faith. Most youths showed love. A few tried comedy at our expense. One comment still lives rent-free in my head to this day. We arrived late one time. “Lazo lezi izilima zenkosi” I’m told one youth joked as we approached the church gate. Years later in 2012, we visited the church from New Zealand, same people wanted selfies and vibes. Life is funny like that. Anyway, Elders had two suggestions back then: 1.Go and make things official with her family ✅ 2.Go to court and wed immediately❌ Number 2 didn’t sit right with me. I had already promised her a proper wedding after apprenticeship. That promise wasn’t expiring because of pressure. So we declined. And that’s how we served the full 5-year sentence like disciplined citizens 😅 Fast forward: We finally wed. Next Sabbath - Censure lifted. No ceremony. No announcement. Just gone. Just told “You can go and sing now”. So I went up the front like a listening church member. Back on stage. Back in all 3 singing groups 🎤 (My wife joined hers too, power couple loading 💪🏾) From Hwange - New Zealand - Australia Still serving. Still singing. Still standing. These days? FIFO life means I get ONE proper Sabbath a month to fully plug in. But the prayer remains the same: “God, when the time comes, I’m ready to serve fully. Don’t try to put me through another censure for not keeping the sabbath holy. Its a conscious personal decision. Comfortable with it. Moral of the story? Life will humble you. People will talk. Systems will test you. But if you stand your ground, keep your faith, and honour your word, Even a 5-year “sentence” can end with a standing ovation. Ask me anything, I survived church court and marriage 😅 Picture: Our one and only Maternity outfit. We used it mainly on Sabbaths and other special occasions. END OF EPISODES.