Woody GG Allen

@aFeliciaWorld It’s a simple tool know as a karmic. Feel free to throw it away, it’s completely useless.

Just found this in my car...what is it?

@thecutestzoe @TomBradyEgo It’s Todd Brandy. No worries. 😉

@TomBradyEgo is tom brandy a good player ? and why is logan paul such a man child

Tom Brady makes the catch then throws the ball in Logan Paul’s face after the play lol

@luisjgomez The beheadings are beautiful this time of year. 🤌🏼

GaS Digital retreat is underway!

@American_Made41 @danakabradpitt Thanks for the info, just blew up my car. Only thing left is a potato up my ass.

@danakabradpitt "Spraying us"??? C'mon don't be stupid. Guess what, your vehicle and every vehicle on the road does the same thing. As seen during the winter.

I'm so mad right now . Okay so if you live in the Midwest , or the Illinois, great lakes , indiana etc region , down to Missouri and Kansas , just stay the hell inside . These guys are spraying unlike I've seen in a while right now. They're absolutely outta control today. Thread 🧵

@__iffff Waist of time, Home Depot sells boards like this

@NibsNiven @jimmy_dore @grok It was hit by the Shahid Wilkes Booth avenger class vessel.

@jimmy_dore @grok Did the USS Abraham Lincoln flee the Iran war zone? If so, why?

Americans aren’t being told what a catastrophic naval defeat the the United States is experiencing, with the USS Abraham Lincoln reportedly limping back to the U.S. after being struck by Iranian missiles—a loss so severe that some in the international media are declaring an end to western naval dominance of the seas. “The era of aircraft carriers is coming to an end… Abraham Lincoln arrived to threaten but is returning as a floating pile of scrap.” ​ “Navies are obsolete… the Abraham Lincoln has left the theater, and no American warship is within 700 kilometers of the operations.” “This is a war based on a pack of lies and it’s going catastrophically badly.” youtu.be/U2bD00E8DxE

It was hit by the Shahid Wilkes Booth.

@JoshSeefried @CollinRugg @AzBeto1997 It was some guy named @bertkreischer, he assumes every hole has cream filling inside.

@CollinRugg @AzBeto1997 Wait. How did he end up in a hole?

NEW: 500 pound man hoisted out of a 15 foot hole on a construction site in Pomona, California. The man was not a construction worker and somehow ended up in the hole, according to ABC 7. LACoFD's Heavy Rescue unit was eventually able to hoist the man out before he was rushed to the hospital. It’s unclear if he suffered any injuries.

@onlyuralessia @beforethefevers This is to see her mothers butt hole.

@beforethefevers who is this artist you're talking about ?

they really thought they could sell out an arena

@canoeblue @Cat5SMASHICANE With a smaller tire

How do they get the chain through to attach to the tyre?

@Gerrycannonball @gotrice2024 @The1776Warriors Turns out you have been given a “spirit of timidity,” Gerry.

@gotrice2024 @The1776Warriors No, I don’t think it’s right to move the truck himself. Other people’s property is other peoples property. Sorry for his delays, but no.

A children’s school bus was already running late due to the snow storm, as he was trying to leave the neighborhood, he was boxed in by an Enterprise rental truck. The bus driver was so furious and concerned about the kids being late, he hops into the other truck and drives it to the side of the road himself. People were criticizing him for touching other people’s property, I understand where they are coming from but I don’t think this applies to people who block the whole road, would you have done the same?

@CuriosityonX 3 1/2 inches is actually a very big measurement. Not small at all. Very big. Not small.

@footballcardfun For anyone needing context, “wrong spot Joe” refers to when Montana put his penis on C Tim Grunhards back when it was ment for his anus.

Saw this posted on Instagram. If it’s real - it’s one of the greatest inscriptions of all time 😂

@GutterKidInc @SalmanGreen By keeping your money in your pocket.

Most Unique tech for ticket winning….

@McSprinkle108 @bankertobuilder I rip them up because sometimes there’s already linoleum underneath! 🤞

@bankertobuilder When I come across an old ugly wood floor I like to put a fresh layer of beautiful linoleum over them.

Client hated their floors Too bright and too old We came in and fixed it Now it’s a beautiful neutral floor

@chicagobars It’s extra bracing for Wisconsin fat asses.

Orange plastic fencing to keep river dyeing spectators from squeezing thru the…metal fencing? 🤷‍♂️🍻☘️

@jimkaldem @ArtDirectorBYU It will eventually only be used to play adds for weight loss drugs and b dubs non stop during games.

@ArtDirectorBYU Funny that the Big-12 won't use it for the games that matter. Have you watched it on Television, nearly impossible to see the game. It is a TV sport.

CEO of the company that builds the LED floor says players "have that same grip, if not a more consistent grip" than a wood floor. Must be fun to just get to say anything.

@CarterThacker @SusieM414141 Classic weekend warrior drunken losers.

@SusieM414141 Always the wake boats or jet skis. Nothing worse than seeing these assholes pull up while your just trying to catch a couple fish

So many boaters hate on fishermen. This particular boater decides to make big wakes to mess with them and, according to the fisherman, “sink them.” What’s the problem? You’re on a big, beautiful lake—go enjoy your day on the water!

@Jimfrombaseball All Philly broads look like they’ve been hit the face by foul balls.

"Richie Ashburn hit a foul ball that struck a fan, Alice Roth, squarely in the face, breaking her nose. The game was then paused as medics came in to tend to Mrs. Roth. As they were carrying her away on a stretcher, play was resumed and Ashburn fouled off the first pitch thrown to him. This foul subsequently struck Mrs. Roth as she was being carried off by the medics. Roth was the wife of the sports editor for "The Philadelphia Bulletin", who was there with her two grandsons. The second foul ball broke a bone in her knee. There was blood everywhere." Richie Ashburn later said about the event: "I didn’t mean to do it. When I saw what happened, I felt terrible." The Phillies showered Alice Roth and her grandsons with gifts. They gave her grandson's, Preston and Tom a baseball signed by all of the players on the team, along with free tickets to future games. In addition, the team gave the young boys a tour of their clubhouse and spent the afternoon talking baseball with them. Preston and Tom visited Alice in the hospital after the Phillies gave them the “star treatment.” One of the boys innocently asked: "Grandma, do you think you could go to an Eagles game and get hit in the face with a football?" Daven Hiskey.

@luisjgomez Soul backwards is Luis. Pretty sick.

The movie Soul might be my favorite movie of all time. I’ve watched it once a year since I’ve seen it.