MewtwoReturns

My greatest accomplishments in gaming. Within the world of Tetris 99 and Mario 35, I have nothing left to prove. Thank you to the communities of both games for the memories from these journeys!

@RichiKupoTTV Sometimes, it’s rare

HI idk you guys still alive out here?

@AnnoyedPitBoss Hot take: If the NCAA perfectly seeded its tournament bracket, it would have zero upsets.

I think it’s been a fantastic tourney so far with numerous buzzer beaters. But I also don’t need to see St Peter’s or some 15th seed make some crazy run every year.

@808n207 @Qptc12 @vegastbone For $100 a hand I expect 3:2 S17 late surrender resplit Aces to 4 hands, double any 2 including after splitting. You know full well those pool tables are probably 6:5 even at $100/hand

@Qptc12 @vegastbone When I went all the pool tables were $100 minimums and drinks were sitting at a cozy $30 a pop

Swim up blackjack.

@compota_sky Do you have special plans for your maxout game?

最短であと１ヶ月とちょっとでカンスト予定

@compota_sky That is very high. Even when I was playing heavily I did not do 100k/day. Ideal earn would be 1,300/5 minutes or less playing at slow times in Teams, so 15,000+/hour. That still requires 7 hours a day! Coordinating matches/playing on stream is much slower and has pros and cons.

一日10万以上5%もいるん？

@AdvosArt The one on the left does NOT have the One Riolu Braincell

New stock

@Seahawks @EluTranscendent @shenanigansen YES. More furry NFL content! Congrats Seahawks!

Stole the show.

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@UrinatingTree Net worth is about 10x the amount for which consequences for his actions would apply.

@NFLMemes It’s Spygate. May he never get in, and may Brady never get in.

We live in a world where Bill Belichick isn’t a first-ballot Hall of Famer and Sheduer Sanders is a Pro Bowler. We used to be a proper society.

@AnnoyedPitBoss @BigPastyGuy @JeffreyBenson12 I am one of the most pro-tip people out there but even I think 10% is high - the Wizard of Odds gave us a solid answer for a current era guideline: wizardofodds.com/ask-the-wizard…

@BigPastyGuy Slot or table games jackpot typically 10%. Table games tip throughout or put the dealer in the game, but tbh after working in the casino for a decade, I’m just happy when someone tips regardless lol. I’ll pass the sportsbook tipping question to @JeffreyBenson12

Unpopular opinion: If you can’t afford or downright refuse to tip when you’re winning, you shouldn’t be gambling. #APB

@NFLMemes @PolymarketSport There’s also the cheating. That never stopped. The Patriots have zero legitimate championships.

Patriots have 26% chance of winning the Super Bowl on Polymarket. Their incredible Mickey Mouse run continues!

youtu.be/4VmDSCJ0Z7g?si… Boss musix for the impending snowstorm in PA

@John_Mehaffey The rules are atrocious for HL.

Linq has eight-deck blackjack in its new high limit room. I don't recall ever seeing eight-deck blackjack in a Las Vegas HL room before. If a casino uses eight decks in the pit, the HL game typically uses six decks. Linq's pit 3:2 8D game uses a CSM. The 8D HL game is a shoe.

@EluTranscendent So when do we start doxxing everyone at Materia who was responsible for your channel getting axed?

Unfortunately, even with the changes my channel is omega gone forever Had pretty open transparent talks with Jamie Materia and essentially once it was terminated due to strikes it was GGs

@John_Mehaffey There’s also the part about not playing 6:5 on principle to get casinos to stop having 6:5 games.

The $15 3:2 game's expected loss per hand is about five times that of a $1 6:5 game when making the minimum bet, assuming the rules are otherwise the same.

@tobyfox All efforts are appreciated - but sadly this won’t bring back the extended loop channels that had millions upon millions of views, and memes if not entire subcommunities within their comment sections. Hopefully some of that damage can be undone in time.

This is quite a mess now, and it might take a bit to resolve, but I'm told it will hopefully result in a better, easier environment for creators. And me, because I don't want to think about any of this stuff. I'll communicate again when we get more information.

Recently there has been another surprise issue with music copyright on YouTube. YouTube is changing the way it works again, and Materia Music decided the best way to deal with this was to turn certain videos to "revenue sharing" to protect them from copyright strikes.

For the first time since the inception of Team Battle, I lost track of the fact that there was a small team and KOed them. My apologies, otosan425.

@JTbeast5ive @MrBeast On top of winning a million dollars, you’re a hero for getting rid of Mia

Now that I’m a millionaire I definitely DON’T regret my decision.

@HawkEmDownChris True. Two. One there are still accusations about officiating, the other had two of the greatest plays of all time.

True or False: You’ve seen your favorite NFL team win a Super Bowl in your lifetime.