Michaela Fachar
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Michaela Fachar
@MichaelaFachar
Human Lens | Georgetown MSFS | Optician (in training) 🦋⛓️💥




Reminder: We are actually a watch company, and we do sell watches.


I'm a Smurf. I've been hired to run counter-intelligence operations at Smurf Village. My role is political; I've personally gone up against the evil wizard Gargamel. But once I'm on the inside, I discover that Smurf Village has a relationship with a goat-riding human boy called Peewit. Peewit isn't a Smurf. He's caused a lot of damage with his antics over the years. Why is he even here? I start digging. I pull up Papa Smurf's history with Peewit. Papa Smurf has been collaborating with this kid for years. Protecting him. Making excuses for him. Why? Peewit is reckless. Peewit makes messes. But Papa Smurf keeps letting him back in. The more I dig, the more Peewit I find. He's everywhere. In every file, behind every favor, connected to every mess. A picture forms in my head: if I'm looking for Peewit everywhere and I keep finding Peewit, the only logical conclusion is that Peewit is the one controlling Papa Smurf. Then a prominent Smurf gets assassinated. They say Gargamel's people did it. Case closed, move along. But I get access to the dead Smurf's private messages. And there's Peewit. Right there in the chats. The same Peewit I've been laser-focused on all year. Pressuring him. Making demands. I bring this to Papa Smurf and his inner circle. I bring it with alarm. Papa Smurf looks at me funny. And then — just like that — I'm kicked out of the investigation. No explanation. Just... out. This is the final proof that Peewit is controlling the Smurf Village. I know what I saw. I have to get the truth out there. So I do the unthinkable. I leak the information.



Great Job @RedPandaKoala. You stood your ground. And i agree with you. Where is the evidence about Chris? None. Zero. Zilch. And most of those guys in the space are some of most toxic people in this community so it’s ironic to hear them virtue signaling. I like chris and he is far from an evil person as they’re implying. I find him to be quite personable and consider him a friend in the community. I like all kinds of people in the community with all kinds of beliefs. We all approach this topic differently. Its a shit show as usual.



👀 SNEAK PEAK We're diving into New York City's homeless crisis. NYC's spending on the unsheltered homeless hit $368M in FY2025, up 262% from $102M in FY2019. That's $81K per person. Meanwhile, the population of unsheltered homeless people grew by 26% in that same period. Nonprofits running this system have been caught paying executives $900K+ salaries, hiring their own family members, and funneling city contract money into companies they own. And Mayor Mamdani just quietly signed a $1.86 billion, three-year hotel contract to house the homeless. Full breakdown tomorrow.

/1🚨EXPOSED — Biden CIA’s War on Motherhood: Newly released CIA documents reveal the Biden Administration identified “motherhood” and “homemaking” as indicators of “white racially and ethnically motivated violent extremism” (REMVE).














