Deplorable Mike

@Cubs Like I posted yesterday, Cubs have a bad, bad habit of making young rookie pitchers look like Cy Young! The A’s pitcher embarrassed Cub hitters last night! Cub hitters appear lost and there’s no indication this will improve.

FINAL: A's 2, Cubs 1.

@SenSanders There are over 190 recognized countries in the world, so why couldn’t they help with Congo’s Ebola outbreak? Why is it always US taxpayers on the hook for the world’s problems? Could it be USAID funds are no longer available for distribution to shady NGOs under control of Dems?

Elon Musk, the wealthiest man alive, gutted USAID, which supports some of the poorest people in the world. Now there's an Ebola outbreak in the Congo, which USAID could have helped prevent or slow. When you dismantle the systems that stop deadly diseases, people needlessly die.

@Davey_Baseball Cubs have a bad habit of making young, inexperienced pitchers look like Cy Young!

Gage Jump making his second career start. Gotta score runs off him, especially with Jamo pitching. Come on Cubs, time to wake up

@Aria124634 127

Brain test 99% failed If you solve this, you deserve $750

@MNpheasant @OptaSTATS @Brewers Yet can they beat ATL and LA?

@OptaSTATS @Brewers They’re legit contenders in NL

The @Brewers over their last 28 games: 21-7 record 284 pitching strikeouts 13 HR allowed No other MLB team has had as many wins and strikeouts while allowing as few home runs over a 28-game span.

@mitake111 @ThrillaRilla369 Nice last name too!

@mitake111 @ThrillaRilla369 Nice analogy!

I'm not jealous of rich people. I don't need a gold leaf wagyu steak to feel complete. I'm angry that a handful of people hoard all the money while the middle class shrinks and poverty reaches crisis levels.

@Cubskickass100 Depends on which Taillon shows up! If his pitches are high in the zone, it could be a long night!

What will be the final score?

@wcb_pod Absolutely!

Kyle Tucker with the Dodgers this season .238 Avg .722 OPS 104 OPS+ He’s on pace for 11 HR & 77 RBI over a full 162 games. Did Cubs make the right move not re-signing him?

@DavidJHarrisJr Guns are inanimate objects and require an operator to function. It’s not the guns, Governor, it’s the operator. Someone heartless enough to kill will use any means possible! Timothy McVeigh used fertilizer and a box truck!

Tim Walz: “The idea that if you give up your guns, you’re not going to have freedom — the UK and Australia gave up their guns and they are still free.” Thoughts?

@Kathy_Arizona My mom passed on the 30th of July. The funeral home notified SS days later, and not only did they stop benefits, they debted her bank account to recover the following month’s direct deposit made days after her passing.

How do Social Security payments get made to dead people, when mortuaries and funeral homes are obligated to notify Social Security when a death occurs?

@Victoria00025 I’m sure the feeling is mutual!

Liberal podcaster Jennifer Welch says “I am disgusted and embarrassed to live around Trump supporters. It sickens me.” What advice do you have for her? 👇

@libsoftiktok @Ecclesiastes_38 Oh no, he’s making a Heil Hitler sign!

BREAKING: It has been revealed that Nazi tattooed Dem Senate candidate Graham Platner has an active account on hookup app kik and exchanged explicit texts with multiple women

@NancyMace I’d prefer life in prison w/o parole!

I want the Death Penalty for anyone who rapes a child. Do you?

@Cubs Upside was 5 scoreless innings by Cubs bullpen, downside was lack of hitting that lead to 0-8 RISP, plus starting Wicks! He’s not a major league pitcher!

FINAL: Cardinals 5, Cubs 1.

@DavidLimbaugh Then those distrusting anyone over 30 reached 30 years old and everything changed!

Yes, but I rejected that leftist hippie crap.

@ailanyus We’ve been at war with drug cartels for decades!

Do you support this?Do you support this?

@aaronsnearly @Davey_Baseball How do you “figure it out” on the bench? Maybe he needs more time in the batting cage! Yes, he looks lost at the plate and squanders RISP, but his D pays dividends.

@Davey_Baseball Sit him and play Pedro every day until dansby figures it out.

Dansby is a horrible at bat man. I can’t continue to watch it

@Ecclesiastes_38 Now do Biden, The Walking Dead! The same man who in a 2019 Democrat primary debate told asylum seekers to “surge the border and be heard!”

Now do Monica Lewinsky

@danais_thomas @Cubs How many RISP did Swanson squander last night? Chasing pitches outside the zone is getting old!

@Cubs #Cubs beat Cardinals 6-1 & improved to 32-27 Ben Brown: 7 IP, 3 H, 1 ER, 1 BB, 6 K Pete Crow-Armstrong: 4/5, 2B, HR (7), 2 RBI, 2 Runs Nico Hoerner: 2/6, Run Ian Happ: 2/5, 2B, Run Michael Busch: 1/4, 2 RBI

#CUBS WIN! FINAL: Cubs 6, Cardinals 1.