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@Tesco When is a Hovis product not a Hovis product? #ClubcardChallenges

Bozo doesn't even know the difference between "rain" and "reign". What happens when people elect morons.

🚨 There were 714 rapes reported in London in February. That means almost 1,500 rapes in just the first 59 days of this year. If you include all sexual offences, it’s close to 4,500 in under two months. The worst affected boroughs were Tower Hamlets, Lambeth and Southwark. I’ve broken down the full borough by borough analysis on my Substack - link on my profile. And yet we’re told London is “safer than ever.” In the last 12 months, rape is up 8% and sexual offences are up 6%. So who exactly is London safer for? Because it certainly isn’t for women and children.

Proof if ever it were needed. In the last 2 years investigating officers at the Environment Agency have recommended that fat cat water industry bosses should be prosecuted on 5 separate occasions. On each and every occasion senior management at the EA overrode that decision. 👇👇👇 Really, what is the point?

@therealmissjo Trouble is, it IS happening to anyone else. Multiple times, daily. And Starmer just stands there chuntering about "the national interest".

Imagine, you go out with your mum and friends for the evening. You are followed and stalked by a man you don’t know. This happened to Oliwia Zawislak, a 19 year old girl in Cheltenham. She had left a night out early as she was working the next day when Abdolrahman Banafsha approached her on August 31, 2025. She was so frightened she went into a pub but they told her it was closed and she had to leave. When she got outside Banafsha, an Iranian asylum seeker who arrived in the UK on a small boat, dragged her into a nearby house where he assaulted her. Eventually she managed to get away and fled the house. He was arrested later that day and given just 27 months in a young offender’s institute after he admitted his guilt. He is 20 years old. He has also been placed on a sex offender’s list for 10 years. He has not been deported nor is there any suggestion that he will be deported. Oliwia came forward and rejected her right to anonymity because her life has been ruined and she does not want this to happen to anyone else.

@TheGriftReport Even his dentist has abandoned him.

Green Party co-leader Zack Polanski wants to slash Britain’s motorway speed limit to just 55mph. The plan also includes hiking fuel tax, slashing parking spaces and forcing drivers to re-sit their test every five years. Greens say it will save fuel, cut accidents and make people switch to buses and trains. Tories slam it as “out of touch madness” and a full-blown war on motorists. This guy hasn't a clue has he?

@Tom_Slater_ Part of me thinks Mike Ashley deserves to have a ton of money thieved off him since he's spent his entire life doing that to other people, but mainly I think all the police should be put on tiny basic salaries with some sort of results-based bonus. Might peck them up a bit.

The police are just standing around, and the little shits know it ‘The feds are doing nothing, bro, shall we go in?’ What a mess

To prove she's doing a good job, and you are all wrong and the streets ARE safe, Jess Phillips takes a late night stroll in Colchester, surrounded by bodyguards and half the local police force. She doesn't spot any rapists or murderers and isn't accosted. She then visits a closed nightclub to hunt for gropers or predators and doesn't find any there either.

@Suffragent_ Tenner says that's actually a bloke.

England, 2026. This is Fajila Patel — a candidate in the local council elections for Darwen, Lancashire. We are beyond screwed. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧

@UKLabour ...and then U-turn thirty thousand times and say whatever some spotty lacky in a cheap Next suit has written on the piece of paper I've never seen or read before on the podium in front of me tells me to.

We’ve been clear from the start.

Starmer is using the Iran war to take us back into the EU via the back door. The real issues: Hollowed out military Government in China’s pocket Lack of prisons Failure to stop the boats Economic stagnation due to inadequacy ‘Diversity’ at any cost It’s a long way to ‘29.

A perfect example of the sort of petty bureaucracy and meddling to which we will once again be subjected thanks to “closer relations with the EU”. Meanwhile, America is going to the moon…

🙄The fringe idea that we all have a 'gender identity' that may or may not match our biological sex is the whole point of this discussion. Trans activists act as though the existence of 'gender identity' is a settled, self-evident point, when to the vast majority of the world it's unevidenced, quasi-religious, pseudoscientific nonsense, which has been imposed top down on our society with serious consequences for vulnerable women and troubled youth in particular. Meaningful discussion about competing needs and rights cannot happen inside an elitist ideological bubble where everyone is forced to adopt gender ideology's approved jargon, accept its self-contradicting slogans as fact and pretend fact-light assertions and feeble sophistry are critical thinking. You tell us to 'educate' ourselves, by which you mean, 'adopt our beliefs unquestioningly,' but at this point, most of us know your arguments off by heart. These include, but are not limited to: feelings trump facts and unless we agree we're 'erasing people from existence'; women and girls aren't definable entities, so why should they be entitled to their own sports and single-sex spaces; clownfish and people with DSDs mean sex is 'on a spectrum' and 'woman' is a set of stereotypes associated with the female sex class, so it doesn't matter if you've got a penis, if you identify with those stereotypes you're 'valid'. The reason we haven't been won over by these talking points and remain so tragically 'uneducated' isn't that we've failed to grasp the sophistication of your world view. It's that we think you're talking unadulterated bullshit and making fools of yourselves.

I have a strong distaste for the class war and reverse snobbery that is so prevalent in the UK - but Rory Stewart is a classic example of someone who mistakes his accent for ability, and confidence with competence. An absolute half wit.

So the King of England has decided NOT to release an Easter message after he DID issue a Ramadan message in February. As I said yesterday, the UK has been conquered by Islam.

@TheSimonEvans This amuses me. Several years ago, I'd been single for 2 years post divorce. Job title was Relationship Manager. Colleague joked I was not qualified as I couldn't hold one down. Now I'm quoting relate counsellors. And single again!

@MikeMay69 Relationship counsellors agree with you. The opposite of love is indifference (or contempt).

A rather disingenuous question. Has Matthew never loved something, and at the same time despaired at what was happening to it, how the qualities he first loved were being eroded, neglected, discarded entirely? If he had a child that was descending into addiction, bad company or self destructive behaviour of any kind, would it not be love that drove the urgency of his anguish?

@TheSimonEvans I've always said folk don't bother hating if they don't care; or, in order to hate, you first have to care.

This is why I also feel “Hope not Hate” is such a dubious coinage. Hate, such as it is, is almost always aroused when one sees a threat to something one loves. And it should drive corrective responses better than mere “hope”.

MEET THE BALSALL HEATH WEST INDEPENDENT CANDIDATE What’s worse? The man on the left being able to stand in English local elections or the man on the right being able to vote in them?! He can’t even speak our language.

This is Tony Blair's sister in law Is it all starting to make sense yet?

The details have been released about a 14 year old who was shot and died in Woolwich yesterday. His name is Eghosa Ogbebor. Three boys have been arrested for the crime - a 14, a 16 and an 18 year old. The police released this photo. But this is the actual Ogbebor on video. What is going on in London? Gang culture…violence, guns, rapes, theft. x.com/Cantgoforlong/…