the goated wizard

I can finally say it now…I got to interview @jacksonpublick and @TheDocHammer! This was a dream come true for me, getting to discuss 21 years of Venture history with the two guys behind my favorite television show. Check it out!!

She sounds like Tammy Lynn from the Ted movies dude

Is there a reason that she slips into a Carmela Soprano accent when she’s like “some people do, it’s huge!”

@pfaffphobic What the fuck

Watching new @HiTopFilms Spider-Man video and I’m literally laughing out loud every time he shows a clip of Martin Sheen Uncle Ben bc it makes me think about Joe Estevez

The Onion/Infowars thing is obviously a great bit on its own but it transcends to an all-timer knowing that Alex Jones legitimately fought tooth and nail for a year and a half to stop it. No bullshit martyrdom for his empire, he just has to watch it become its own joke.

Thragg still being there is funny because it looks like Cecil immediately after viltrumites arrived on earth forced him to learn FAA rules of flying

from what I understand Buddhist hell is like what they were doing to Carl in every episode of aqua teen hunger force

@Feldfrog There’s a delocated episode about this

Years ago, I was seeing this girl who was seeing six other guys at the same time. And I was like , well we should make jackets

I love very job-specific insults. “This is why you still fly a regional jet” is so good.

Abbott elementary characters always look directly at the camera and are like “I can’t wait to watch Avatar Fire and Ash streaming on Disney+ on Thursday, April 16th!”

@CaudilloXIV You saying this is just as stupid and objectifying and ultimately Reddit as these videos, just in a different font

Goth girls used to take you to cemeteries in the middle of the night to fuck, now we’re stuck with this reddit crap.

@Variety Dude

Dave Chappelle says he resents how "the Republican Party ran on transgender jokes. I felt like they were doing a weaponized version of what I was doing. That’s not what I was doing." "I was on Capitol Hill, and everybody ran up to take pictures with me from every congressional office. And I just take pictures with whoever asked... At first, it was CBC people. Then here comes Lauren Boebert and she said, ‘Can I get a picture?’ And I had already taken 40 pictures. I didn’t want to say no in front of everybody, but I didn’t know the phrase ‘I respectfully decline.’ So I just took the picture. And then she posted the picture and says something to the effect of, ‘Just two people that know that it’s just two genders.’ Just instantly, like, weaponized or politicized. So I got to the arena, and I lit her ass up for doing that. And she should never do that to a person like me.” (via NPR's Newsmakers) variety.com/2026/tv/news/d…

matt johnson just makes me feel represented as someone who is also unphotogenic and kind of annoying and rude and likes to lie and has issues with food

Why can’t I find love?

rick and morty good show i like

Now that smiling friends is dead it’s time for them to do more aqua teen (or venture bros! I’ll always take more venture but athf feels more realistic)

Also god it’s so fucking disappointing that we won’t get to watch this in theaters

I actually fuck with Steven Yuen as Zuko

@BenShh1 Seasons 2-4 of that show were something really special and then it just took a turn for the worse

late-season Parks & Rec really leaned on the kind of joke where someone says the name of something made-up like it's really famous or obvious

@sorryimrissi Holy shit

me and these meijer sunglasses