taurus

@hfbaefhvdibsagl Ur casting spells on me

(∩^o^)⊃━✧•° ✿ °•. @MutantTaurus

@g1rthapprentice All the time

do you ever see a woman and go wow I wish my penis worked

@hfbaefhvdibsagl Gimme ur email I need to send u recipes

when i die. Give this person my account. My password is Pink123 @MutantTaurus

porn stars getting a phone call from their mom be like ill be right back i just gotta suck some dick

I’ll confront the horrors beyond comprehension in a little while I just need a few minutes

@grimmwode it just keeps happening

@MutantTaurus RUE...

gay people sayings be like im stuck between a buttcheek and a hard cock

@_theFleshPrince this the shit they got that dude in oz do the monologues in

jacking off in here >>>>>>>

@grimmwode yeah we got u good

@MutantTaurus I say this. not bc im gay but bc im kinda raped in a way

@grimmwode haha u typed wrong

@MutantTaurus crohns....

one thing thats surprising about ur butthole is how low it is

@hfbaefhvdibsagl im describing a saying not a situation

@MutantTaurus id like to watch

@_theFleshPrince if youre on the computer you can block most useless buttons with ublock origin

This app has a cool little button that will explain obscure Twitter beefs and vagueposts for the low low price of all of our drinkable water and breathable air.

@grimmwode weak form, mine is like a brick burrito

@MutantTaurus my poop looks like a fucking pine tree lil bro calm yourself....

@grimmwode thats a mouthful and im not gay

@MutantTaurus yes. me. anglo-saxon-jutish-brythonic-picto-scotti-irish-american.......

I love being Anglo-American

@grimmwode u dont wanna start some shit with me because i can poop with the best of them

@MutantTaurus get your eyes checked you pig. you fucking pig

@grimmwode bro im sorry

@MutantTaurus thats my vagina you pig

great article but for it to make sense you gotta make sure you're aware of the youth's latest obsession - "anime" (aka Japanimation)

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