Mrs Universe

@TheBabylonBee @margbrennan would fir for the job as she is an insufferable cunt

@RealSpitfire @RonWyden @SecScottBessent I would love to hear more about @RonWyden son with Epstein!!!

.@RonWyden leaving this hearing after @SecScottBessent torched him……🤣🤣

@MustangMan_TX She looks like she has a humongous stick up her ass

Does she look happy??

@ThrillaRilla369 Hot dog sandwiches

A poor people food you’ll always eat no matter how much money you have? I’ll go first Egg sandwiches 🥪 🥚 🍳

@itsrosesm That is the problem.... according to @cnn. CNN has severe TDS hopefully they start reporting real news, stop being so racist and not be so ORANGE MAN BAD unfortunately that will never happen as they seem to think their opinions are factual when they aren't.

According to CNN, 75% of Americans want Donald Trump impeached, prosecuted, and jailed.

@AmericaPapaBear @RepAlGreen freedom of speech doesn't include assault and battery and calling that out is NEVER RACIST. You bastards seem to think you can do whatever the fuck you want whenever the fuck you want. NO IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY! I am glad you got redistricted and fired! FUCK OFF

The congressional clown show is back again, ladies and gentlemen! This one starring representative Al Green, the man who treats every hearing like an open mic grievance night. This guy actually makes Mullin look calm! You should reclaim your time, Al! And retire!

@DefiantLs WHO DID WE USED TO KICK AROUND @timkaine ?!?!?!

Tim Kaine with an insane take: "Attacking on trans people is sort of like the new version of kicking around who we used to kick around..."

@EricLDaugh @SarahEMcBride did you know you are a dude.....

🚨 NOW: Sec. Marco Rubio is HILARIOUS 🤣 REP. TIM MCBRIDE (D): "I assume you're aware Greenland is indeed part of Denmark." RUBIO: "For now... 😏" The smirk 😂

@atensnut He is reliving when he hit his peak at the Parkland School shooting

Whatever became of this funny dude?

@ReleGlo I mean he DID try to stop him... don't start nothing and there won't be nothing

He will never bully anyone

@WellsJorda89710 KIDS need to be allowed to be kids not transgender freaks with mutilated bodies!

🚨 EVERS: “I WILL NOT REPEAL THE BAN ON CONVERSION THERAPY FOR KIDS. PERIOD.” 🚨 Wisconsin Gov. Tony Evers just made it crystal clear: No therapy allowed that helps gender-confused kids align with biological reality. Instead, he blocks every effort to slow down puberty blockers, cross-sex hormones, and surgeries on minors — while labeling parents and therapists who question it as the extremists. He. Needs. To. Go. Why are Democrats so obsessed with sexualizing and medicalizing children? Why shut down counseling for trauma, autism, or social contagion, but celebrate binding breasts and sterilizing kids? This isn’t “care.” It’s ideological child abuse. Protect Wisconsin kids. Fire Evers. #ProtectKids #RecallEvers #BanTheBan #Wisconsin

@StudentsforLife Or what a woman is....

Imagine explaining to your great-grandkids that people argued over whether babies were human.

@March_for_Life Tell that to the democrats and the libtards

Babies deserve to be born

@LifeNewsHQ @RepLSimon wants to abort her own people before they are even born. Republicans want them to be born and live... so who's the klansmen again?!

Democrat Lateefah Simon says "Republicans are Klansmen" for opposing abortion. What's your response?

Thank you California for putting Katie "the House" Porker in 5th place tonight, ending her chances of higher office Oh well maybe she can work in the Ozempic mines

@adamcarolla I don't.... I am glad he got DISMISSED

I miss this guy

@niceblackdude @RepMaxineWaters is a walking corpse.... she needs to fucking retire

Maxine Waters advances. California is retarded.

@RealHickory That bitch definitely needs to go

Now do Leslie Stahl

@bennyjohnson These news media have been committing suicide for years. Their inability to get over the Orange Man Bad syndrome has killed them

🚨Scott Pelley of ‘60 Minutes’ has been fired by CBS

@Renatta @katieporterca you got knocked the fuck out

I think it’s safe to say that Katie Porter’s political career is now over. Good riddance.