They Call Me Ralph

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They Call Me Ralph

@NewRandomGeek

Faceless and known only as Ralph, I'm just here to watch the world succumb to idiocy.

شامل ہوئے Ocak 2019
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They Call Me Ralph
They Call Me Ralph@NewRandomGeek·
This stupidity is why we're failing. OP pointed out Congress (with both chambers controlled by the GOP) was spending too much. Responses: Why are Democrats...? Why tax cuts to the rich...? BUT THE POOR...! Stop fighting over who pays more taxes, and demand Congress spend less!
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Black Phillip
Black Phillip@poe_collector·
Found an AI perspective I’d never heard before from a teacher of teens. It’s a bit meandering but your three minutes will be well used.
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I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸
I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸@ImMeme0·
🚨BREAKING: Footage from outside the hotel in Cuba where the communist flotilla, Pablo Iglesias, Hasan Piker, Code Pink, and other useful idiots and VIP propagandists lounge in comfort while Cubans are left in the dark during a nationwide blackout. The entire island is without power. Hospitals? Dark. People? Screwed. The contrast couldn’t be more startling. The lights are blazing, the AC is humming at the luxury hotel, and within seconds you can see how Cubans live. But hey, as long as the regime’s useful idiots stay comfortable, the show must go on. Classic communism: elites lit up, the people left in the dark. Hypocrisy on full display.
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Boo
Boo@IzaBooboo·
All the rich commies going to Cuba to preserve the oppressive legacy of Fidel Castro and keep the proles down is so on the nose I feel like we're watching a South Park episode.
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They Call Me Ralph@NewRandomGeek·
@shoveitjack Wait until he grows up and realizes that $11.3 billion is a rounding error when it comes to the annual US deficit, never mind the overall budget.
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Kyle Mann
Kyle Mann@The_Kyle_Mann·
If you or a loved one have ever been fooled by one of our "made-up rumors" on @TheBabylonBee, thank the fact checkers at Snopes for making sure it doesn't happen again
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Assume Nothing
Assume Nothing@Series_Of_Bats·
@theDoctorTil @NewRandomGeek If they had no ability to livestream, rendering us unable to observe, it would certainly become a situation of 'Schrödinger's Scarlett.' She would exist in multiple states until someone looked in the apartment.
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They Call Me Ralph
They Call Me Ralph@NewRandomGeek·
@WildEnigmaKSSO @theDoctorTil @Series_Of_Bats Dude, Til is like Elvis, he's everywhere. You're at a random Culver's chompin' on curds. You look over. TIL! You're doing 80 on Lower Wacker Drive in Chicago. The car next to you? TIL! You're drinking 2 liters of vodka at Milwaukee airport. Who do you get in a fight with? TIL!
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Zeek Arkham 🇺🇸
Zeek Arkham 🇺🇸@ZeekArkham·
Yeah, this is a lie. I don’t spam the timeline. Honestly, with everything going on in my life at the moment, I post when I can. I don’t spam anything. Grok actually told me I don’t post enough; it’s hard to stay motivated when none of your posts are visible. I have people every day who tell me they haven’t seen my posts in months. My account has been stagnant since October. Meanwhile, my other two social media accounts have been steadily growing (ZeekArkham on IG and RealZeekArkham on TikTok) when I post once a day, maybe twice on them. Don’t spit on me and tell me it’s raining. We’re all a lot smarter than this.
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Seamus (FreedomToons)
Seamus (FreedomToons)@seamus_coughlin·
The fact that the cancel mob was too afraid to cancel Chuck Norris while he was alive sounds like a Chuck Norris joke
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Fusilli Spock
Fusilli Spock@awstar11·
I'll have you know that I'm a quite competent dipshit
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Military Arms
Military Arms@MAC_Arms·
People were thrown in prison for 10 years for a tax violation (NFA). Now the tax is gone and they’re throwing people in prison for 10 years over a paperwork violation. It’s time to repeal the wildly unconstitutional NFA.
Eric Burlison@EricBurlison

The NFA has been used for nearly a century to criminalize law-abiding gun owners. We already eliminated the $200 tax stamp. Now it's time to finish the job. My bill, H.R. 335, repeals the National Firearms Act entirely. Your rights aren't negotiable and they shouldn't come with a permission slip from the ATF.

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Doctor Til
Doctor Til@theDoctorTil·
@Series_Of_Bats I agree, however, may I pitch an alternate approach; Scarlett and Ralph in the same tiny apartment for at least six months.
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